CRISTINA: "Plates and little place cards? Ok, he’s turning into a girl."IZZIE: "I think it’s sweet. He obviously cares about this stuff."
ALEX: "This white one tastes pretty good."
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 7.7 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year."
CRISTINA: "Fantastic! How much? No, uh, don’t tell me. Let it be a surprise."
MIRANDA: "Look, you and Grey can take him for his ultrasound and his X-ray."
CRISTINA: "The V.I.Penis."
MIRANDA: "Just go!"
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "I know I said you could use the day to study but we’ve got an all hands on deck situation."
CRISTINA: "Bad car accident?"
MEREDITH: "Multiple gunshot wounds?"
MIRANDA: "A penis. The chairman of the board’s penis."
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "It looks like a teeny tiny catfish."
RICHARD: "Close. See there? Those are spines. This is a candirú fish."
CRISTINA: "The penis fish? This guy has the penis fish! In his... in his... Wow!"
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
CALLIE: "What are you... are you... You're actually asking me..."
CRISTINA: "To be my bridesmaid, yeah."
• Episode: The Other Side of This Life • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CALLIE: "Oh, hi."
CRISTINA: "Hello."
CALLIE: "Someone have bones that need resetting?"
CRISTINA: [mumbles incoherently]
CALLIE: "Excuse me?"
CRISTINA: "Bridesmaids. My mother and Burke's mother have been talking on the phone and now, they are here, with me."
• Episode: The Other Side of This Life • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "Talk about divine retribution."
IZZIE: "What?"
MEREDITH: "He sleeps with his assistant, a carnivorous fish lodges itself in his penis, that's instant karma if I've ever seen it."
CRISTINA: "Well, Derek wasn't struck by lightning and neither were you."
MEREDITH: "Addison showed up, I had months of pain and self-loathing, crazy ranting mother and near drowning off the side of the dock, I mean, it's no fish in my ho-ho, but it's certainly not an easy ride."
CRISTINA: "Well, you know, I cheated on my boyfriends and I'm fine. I mean, am I the only one?"
• Episode: Desire • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
COLIN: "Nothing like a quick ventricular reconstruction to jump start your morning, eh?"
CRISTINA:"Okay, you’ve officially become creepy. Creepy and... stalking."
• Episode: Time After Time • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
PRESTON: "What was that?"
CRISTINA: "You’re gonna have to put up with me being…nice and sweet for a little while."
PRESTON: "That’ll be a nice change of pace."
CRISTINA: "Shut up."
PRESTON: "That’s more like it."
• Episode: Time After Time • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "I need to force him into the defensive... Take his queen."
• Episode: Time After Time • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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