Molly: You better be able to fix my face. I have pom statewides in a month.Alex: You're a cheerleader?
Molly: I'm a pom.
Mark: Cheerleaders just jump around. Poms are dancers.
Alex and Callie: [silence]
Mark: I was on the football team!
Callie: Yeah, I'm not sure you're gonna be doing any dancing in the next month.
Molly: You better be lying.
Callie: Not lying. You have very serious knee and leg fractures, not to mention a cracked coccyx.
Molly: What the hell is that?
Alex: That's the bone at the bottom of your spine.
Molly: Uh?
Callie: The bottom of your bottom.
Molly: My ass? I broke my ass?
Alex: That's one way to look at it.
Mark: Don't look at it!
• Episode: Forever Young • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Dr. Hahn: This is gonna sound bizzare. I realize at this point that this is gonna sound bizzare, but any chance you people wanna get a drink with me?
Sloan: Why would we wanna do that?
Callie: She's saying she needs a friend.
Sloan: Okay, fine. Let's drink.
• Episode: Crash Into Me, Part II • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Erica: Promise not to hit on me?
Mark: I can't promise that.
Callie: He can't promise that.
• Episode: Crash Into Me, Part II • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Cheerleader: I am never gonna be captian again!
Callie: You know, I was... I was fired from a job recently-
Cheerleader: You were fired from being a doctor and they let you cut open my ass?!
Callie: Okay, shut your trap for eight seconds and let me finish. I didn't get fired from being a doctor, I got fired from being being like, well our version of squad captian. Which is mostly about organizing crap... not about surgery.
Cheerleader: So?
Callie: So, I got to go back to the part that I like... which is kind of a gift.
• Episode: Forever Young • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: You should direct your questions to Dr. Bailey, Stevens.
Cristina: Oh, we’re directing our questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Oh, not you, just Stevens.
Miranda: Why is Stevens directing her questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Because she’s been sleeping with my husband. Alrighty then, have a good day.
Cristina: [to Mer] This is more disturbing than your bag full of Mommy.
• Episode: Haunt You Every Day • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
George: No, see, I think it means you don't forgive me. And you don't know how to talk to me right now, and i mean look! You don't... you can't even look at me. You're so angry that i think the only way you can deal with me is to say you forgive me and what... we pretend it didn't happen? It happened, and you don't forgive me.
Callie: You're right, I don't.
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
George: Callie. You can't just forgive me. What I did to you, it's unforgivable.
Callie: That's how it works. That's what I forgive you means.
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: You feel terrible? You took advantage, he was your best friend. I tried to trust you. So much that I convinced myself that it was all in my head, that I was crazy. But I wasn't, was I? And then you pulled that thing in the cafeteria today. It's not bad enough that you humiliate me by getting in bed with my husband, you have to humiliate me at work too. George may be the one who broke his vows but you... we're women, Izzie. You did this to another woman. You took something from me. You stole something from me like a petty little thief. YOU are the one who should be humiliated. YOU are the one who should be ashamed. You are the one... don't you dare come to me for forgiveness you traitorous bitch.
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Will: Get her away from me!
Callie: You gonna hit me? You gonna hit me?! Give me some excuse to kick somebody's ass!
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: I thought you quit smoking. Wasn't that the deal? Ruthie loses 40 pounds and you quit smoking?
Will: My girlfriend's in emergency surgery, I think she'll forgive me for smoking.
Callie: No, no she won't, because she's dead. Ruthie's dead. Dr. Bailey tried to stop the bleeding but because shes been starving herself and over training, her heart couldn't take the strain!
Will: You think this is my fault? She wanted to lose the weight. I just wanted her to be healthy.
Callie: She was healthy 20 pounds ago. You just wanted her to be hot, especially if you were gonna move in with her right?
Will: Look... I loved her.
Callie: You didn't love her! You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was good for your ego. Or, or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn't love her, because you don't destroy the person that you love!
• Episode: The Heart of the Matter • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
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