Callie: It's awkward. Because she's a colleague and because she's an attending and because she's a ... she. There's been kissing, but ... no touching and what if I'm not into it? What if I'm horrible at all that stuff... south. I've never been south of the border. With a female. I mean, I've never even been over the ... northern mountains, if you know what I'm saying.Miranda: [stares in silence]
Callie: We're gonna pretend this didn't happen.
• Episode: Brave New World • Rating: 7.8 / 10 • Permalink
Miranda: They got the nerve to be indignant that they aren't on their specialties anymore. They don't have specialties! They should be grateful they're even allowed in this... Are you listening to me?!
Callie: I'm going on a date with Erica Hahn.
• Episode: Brave New World • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: Stop. You have to stop.
Mark: I can't.
Callie: Seriously. She hates it.
Mark: That's why I can't.
• Episode: Here Comes the Flood • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: I guess this makes us virgins, doesn't it.
Erica: I guess in a way it does!
Callie: Vir-gins. Hey, we can be scared together!
Erica: Kinda virgins. And we can be scared together.
• Episode: Dream a Little Dream of Me • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: I'm not an experimenter. I don't like to experiment.
Erica: Oh.
Callie: Then you showed up and we did it together and... the experiment was kind of a success!
Erica: Oh... oh!
Callie: Look, I've never done this before. I've never kissed a girl. I'm not sure I even like kissing girls. I don't, actually, like kissing girls. I like kissing one girl. You.
Erica: I don't have anything to compare it to. You're the only woman I've ever kissed.
• Episode: Dream a Little Dream of Me • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: Give me two minutes I'll meet you in the third-floor on-call room.
Mark: [points to his pants, then his head] No. We're gonna sit, enjoy a nice meal. I've turned over a new leaf. From now on if you want this, you're gonna get this too.
Callie: Eww.
• Episode: Losing My Mind • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Erica: I don't... make friends easily. I'm awkward and am bad at small talk and generally don't like people I don't know... but I made friends with you and now you have this thing and that thing is Sloan.
Callie: Are you mad that I'm sleeping with Mark Sloan?
Erica: I'm not mad you're sleeping with Sloan. I'm mad that you didn't tell me that you're sleeping with Sloan. I'm mad at you. Because instead of telling me and admitting that you're one of those girls who goes all pouffy when she gets a boyfriend, you disappear with your thing ... I don't make friends easily.
• Episode: The Becoming • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Erica: So are we on for tonight or what?
Callie: Um... I told you I had a thing.
• Episode: The Becoming • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Callie: I like penis. I'm a huge huge fan of penis.
• Episode: Piece of My Heart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.
• Episode: Piece of My Heart • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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