Alex: Dude, he is fried.Meredith: He is not fried. He lost a patient, and got hit with a law suit all in one week. He just needs time.
Alex: He's been sitting there for 3 days. The sofa cushions are gonna start bonding to his ass, and he's eating all my cereal.
Izzie: He's taking stock. Something huge and life altering happened to him and he's taking stock. Figuring out his next move. We shouldn't judge him, we shouldn't rush him.
Alex: Whatever. Sylvia Plath's picking out all the marshmallows. Their the best part!
Lexie: And I'm pretty sure he's sitting on my keys. I'd ask him to move, but he looks so comfy.
Meredith: You guys are cowards!
• Season 5, Episode 17: "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: Admit it. Her being around your guy bugs.
Meredith: Okay. It bugs a little.
• Season 5, Episode 16: "An Honest Mistake" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: Dudes. The patient can see you giggling over here like schoolgirls. Enough wise cracks.
Ryan: Cracks!
• Season 5, Episode 14: "Beat Your Heart Out" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Izzie: They tried number 9? Who does 9?
Sadie: Well personally I'm a fan of 5, 7, 8, pretty much 12 through 20.
Meredith (laughs): I would try 15.
Izzie: Don't. Don't try 15. I would try 16. Yeah. I've never done that before.
Alex: You'd try 16?
Izzie: Uh huh. I would. I totally would. (Izzie and Alex look at each other then quickly leave the table)
Lexie: Um, don't do 16 too fast. It can hurt badly ... I heard.
• Season 5, Episode 14: "Beat Your Heart Out" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Bailey: Karev, go and get the machine.
Alex: What if it's already hooked up to somebody?
Arizona: If that somebody has more than 16 hours to live, then we'll unhook him.
• Season 5, Episode 13: "Stairway to Heaven" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Alex (to Bailey and Arizona): Shut up! Respectfully. Respectfully shut up. Because we've got organs.
• Season 5, Episode 12: "Sympathy for the Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: Listen. You had that heart patient and it reminded you of Denny and how bad you felt when you were lying on that bathroom floor. I get that! I get that you're scared. But you're not going to have to feel like that again. Because I'm not going to die, Izz. And I'm not gonna cheat on you, and I'm not gonna go anywhere! 'Cause, I think you're my best shot at... I think with you... you make me better. You make me wanna BE better. You make me want to be good. And I think I can. With you. I think I can. So I'm not going anywhere, and you can stop hiding. And if you wanna be scared that's okay just be scared with me. Be scared while you scrub in with me on my first solo surgery. Okay?
Izzie: You love me.
Alex: Shut up. [kisses her, leaves] Solo surgery!
Denny: I'm really starting to not like that guy.
• Season 5, Episode 10: "All By Myself" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: I love you! I frickin' love you. I just got the solo surgery and the first thing I did was look for you. And you weren't there. You're never there anymore. And I was thinking about it and I think it might be because you love me too. And because you're scared of that. And because I... I screwed it up last time, and because... Denny died, and-
Izzie: Alex...
• Season 5, Episode 10: "All By Myself" • Rating: 7.8 / 10 • Permalink
Alex: Izz... I won!
Izzie: Hey. What time is it?
Alex: Yang. She picked me for the solo surgery.
Izzie: She did? That's amazing.
Alex: I love you!
Izzie: What?
• Season 5, Episode 10: "All By Myself" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lexie: It's done!
Alex: Whatever, Helen Keller.
Lexie: No really. The Chief sent me. They made their choice.
George: Who is it?
Lexie: [points] It's you.
• Season 5, Episode 10: "All By Myself" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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