RICHARD: "Go away!"ADDISON: "But we can help!"
PRESTON: [to Addison] "No, WE can help."
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
PRESTON: "He doesn't have any woman parts."
ADDISON: "Irrelevant."
• Season 3, Episode 21: "Desire" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "That was less than enthusiastic."
ADDISON: "I'm gonna be more enthuasiastic when we cross the finish line."
MARK: "Just making sure you haven't lost interest in the project."
ADDISON: "Not at all."
MARK: "Good!"
• Season 3, Episode 21: "Desire" • Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "Twenty-eight more days and then it's you and me in a locked room for record breaking, earth shattering, mind blowing..."
ADDISON: "I got it. Thank you."
• Season 3, Episode 21: "Desire" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "Addison, I wouldn’t know where to start."
ADDISON: "Ask me to dance."
RICHARD: "Well, there’s no dance floor."
ADDISON: "So? Ask me anyway."
• Season 3, Episode 20: "Time After Time" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "Well, you think about it. I mean, when you’re married you like to think you still have game."
ADDISON: "Practice on me."
RICHARD: "I’m sorry?"
ADDISON: "Mark’s right. I mean, he’s wrong about so many things, but he is right about this. You need to get back out there. So, practice."
• Season 3, Episode 20: "Time After Time" • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
RICHARD: "The last time I tried to pick up a woman I had a Harvey Wallbanger in one hand and an afro pick in the other."
ADDISON: "Oh, Richard."
• Season 3, Episode 20: "Time After Time" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "What if it's God's plan?"
ADDISON: "So... God wants you to be an adulterer?"
• Season 3, Episode 19: "My Favorite Mistake" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "What do do you consider your weaknesses?"
ADDISON: "I don't have any. I'm that good. What are yours?"
MARK: "I'm an easy mark for evil redheads."
• Season 3, Episode 19: "My Favorite Mistake" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "You know, sometimes I think what a waste it is to throw away all that history."
MARK: "I'm a flawed and I'm a... a wreck, but you... it wasn't a game."
ADDISON: "60 days. Go 60 days with no sex, no other women. You go 60 days cold turkey and maybe... I'll believe you."
MARK: "So I only have sex with you?"
ADDISON: "No. No sex with anyone. Grow up Mark. Find another way to scratch the itch."
MARK: "Say I do , you'll give us another try. A real try, the couple thing, no sneaking around, no booty calls."
ADDISON: "If you make it. Yes."
MARK: "Okay. We're on. Oh, and Addison, if I'm not having sex, neither are you."
ADDISON: "Who would I possibly be having sex with?"
• Season 3, Episode 17: "Some Kind of Miracle" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: [watching Derek] "We never had that. He never felt that way about me."
MARK: "I did."
• Season 3, Episode 17: "Some Kind of Miracle" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
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