PETE: "What’s wrong with flirting?"ADDISON: "What’s wrong with it? What’s wrong? What’s wrong is that I don’t have time for it. I am out of time. I missed my chance. And now I have 2 eggs left, I might as well have no eggs left. I am egg-less. Naomi says she’s dried up? I’m the one who's dried up. I’m all bare and dried up. And I’m clearly wasting my time on men. I mean I might as well take up a hobbies. Like needlepoint or collecting those ceramic dolls because that’s what dried up women do. They do needlepoint. They don’t waste there time flirting with men who clearly just want to get laid. They don’t waste their time telling overly personal information about there eggs to total strangers. Oh my God. Sorry."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
PETE: "There you are. I just stopped by to see how Lisa and the baby are doing."
ADDISON: [crying]
PETE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: "Yeah. I, uh, had a little too much surgery today. I’m good."
PETE: "You look good. You look beautiful. Sam told me I had to stay away from you because you're Naomi’s friend."
ADDISON: "Stop it."
PETE: "What?"
ADDISON: "You're flirting."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: [to Pete] "It's just, where I come from elevators tend to be this kind of aphrodisiac, you know? People get on them and they just get all horny."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
SAM: "Hey... you want details, go see Naomi."
ADDISON: "She won´t talk about it."
SAM: "Then you get no details."
ADDISON: "I'm on her side, you know that?"
SAM: "That's why you get no details."
ADDISON: "Details!"
SAM: "Woman, be quiet."
ADDISON: [smiles] "I even missed you."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarden. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense.
SAM: "Yeah, well, you cheated… you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: [slaps Sam]
SAM: "Ow!"
ADDISON: "Idiot. You divorced Naomi?"
SAM: "Just mind your own business."
ADDISON: [slaps Sam again]
SAM: "Ouch!"
ADDISON: "Moron. She’s my best friend."
SAM: "Stop hitting me on top of my head."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
NAOMI: "You want to have a baby?"
ADDISON: "I want to have a baby."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "What happened between you and Sam?"
NAOMI: "Addison, you and I were close in med school, but it was a long time ago."
ADDISON: "Oh, Naomi. Come on. You can’t stay mad at me forever. I know you."
NAOMI: "You got fat."
ADDISON: "I am not!"
NAOMI: "Your hair is hideous."
ADDISON: "It is not!"
NAOMI: "And you're getting really, really ugly."
ADDISON: "Aww. I missed you too."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "You work with your ex-husband... in a shrine for your ex-husband."
NAOMI: "It’s actually a good book. And we're friends. And we stayed friends after we divorced. It’s very healthy. We're healthy."
• Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
MARK: "I'm not what you're looking for."
ADDISON: "What...are you talking about?"
MARK: "I slept with someone. I couldn't hold out. Once a man whore, always a man whore, right?"
• Season 3, Episode 21: "Desire" • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
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