ADDISON: "Option one, I go home. End of story. Option two, I could apologize, you could forgive me, come home, but you could still bring it up to use against me whenever we argue."DEREK: "Are you trying to be funny?"
ADDISON: "Satan has a sense of humor."
DEREK: "Is there a third option?"
ADDISON: "I don't know what the third option is. I just know I still love you."
• Episode: Make Me Lose Control • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Maybe you should've thought of all this before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle."
RICHARD: "Satan?"
ADDISON: "Good morning Richard, like the hat."
DEREK: "Satan speaks."
ADDISON: "Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan."
• Episode: Make Me Lose Control • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: [answers phone] "Hello? Hi. Yeah, yeah." [to Addison] "It's about Doc. No, I'm here... I can pick him up this morning. Sure, I-"
ADDISON: [grabs phone] "Hi, Dr. Dandrige? Listen, we're gonna have to call you back becasue we're trying really hard to have some decent sex here." [hangs up]
MEREDITH: [silence]
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "Thanks."
DEREK: [laughs] "Your thanking me for the most boring sex ever!?"
ADDISON: "I didn't know what else to say."
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "Dr. Karev-"
ALEX: "Sorry. I don't do vagina. Not as a doctor anyway."
ADDISON: "Oh, back talk, that buys you a case."
• Episode: Blues For Sister Someone • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "Sometimes people do desperate things to get someone's attention. But there are two sides to every story."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Addison and I are over, Adele."
ADDISON: "Oh, it's not like we're divorced."
DEREK: "We're practically divorced."
ADELE: [to Addison] "You've had counseling?"
DEREK: "We've had adultery. That was enough."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "We got successful, you and me. We got busy and we got lazy. We didn't even bother to fight anymore, Derek. Mark was there and I missed you and now I'm sorry. I'm more sorry than you could possibly imagine, but at least I'm talking to you about it."
DEREK: "I'm a sink with an open drain, Addie."
• Episode: "Enough Is Enough (No More Tears)" • Rating: 7.7 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: "Addison, what are you doing here?"
ADDISON: "What are YOU doing here? You left everything -- your house, your wife, your practice. You had a life. Now you have a girlfriend in Seattle. She seems... sweet."
• Episode: Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "Am I interrupting?"
RICHARD: "You're never interrupting."
DEREK: "She's always interrupting."
• Episode: Raindrops Keep Failling on My Head • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
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