Addison: Okay. I need to be distracted. Someone talk about something other than what's going on with my brother right now.Callie: Er, Mark is good at talking about himself.
• Season 5, Episode 15: "Before and After" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Callie (praying in chapel): Dear God, I need your guidance. I kissed a peds surgeon.
Addison: You kissed a peds surgeon?
Callie (still praying): I never thought I'd end up with a woman, God, I mean not until lately, but that's not the problem. The problem is the ped thing. She's perky and has butterflies on her scrub cap, but she's also hot. Really hot. So, help me get over the butterflies. Amen.
• Season 5, Episode 15: "Before and After" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Addison: (to Miranda) Okay, in L.A., people say things, but in Seattle, there's this strange culture of wordlessness, where in I am supposed to guess what one is feeling by the slight raise of an eyebrow or the beginnings of a frown. Any chance you want to tell me what's going on with you, Miranda?
• Season 4, Episode 13: "Piece of My Heart" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Mark: There she is.
Addison: Just coming in to check on my patient's skin flap.
Mark: Well, amazing, right? I pulled a couple of stem cells from the baby in utero. Six weeks later, I have grown skin. Like God.
Addison: Nice.
Mark: What do you say we lock that door and tear one off for old time's sake?
• Season 4, Episode 13: "Piece of My Heart" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Meredith: Hey, you're leaving already?
Addison: I have a plane to catch...I walk on the beach now, I buy aromatherapy candles, I'm very Zen, but I want to kick your ass so badly right now it is killing me.
Meredith: Excuse me?
Addison: I'm talking about Derek. Derek Christopher Shepherd. Are you letting him get away? Because I swear to God Meredith, if you let him ride off into the sunset with that doe-eyed little thing...
• Season 4, Episode 13: "Piece of My Heart" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "I need this job, Richard. I need it more than the others."
RICHARD: "Addison..."
ADDISON: "No, I need a reason to stay here. I need a reason to get up every morning. I need to get up and not care if it's raining or that I'm 39 and alone."
RICHARD: "That's why. If you need a job to get a new life you even need a new job or a new life."
• Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All" • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: [after hearing Preston's vows] "I think I speak for ever woman here when I say... Dump her. Dump Yang and marry me."
• Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All" • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "You want Ava."
ALEX: "She's not Ava anymore. She's Rebecca and I barely know her."
ADDISON: [pauses] "Look at me. Look at me! You suck. To me, you suck. I kind of hate you. But Alex, you do not get unlimited chances to have the things we want. And this I know. Nothing is worse than missing an opportunity that could change your life. No matter what her name is, she'll always be Ava to you."
• Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
ADDISON: "I always find it confusing. If you know the bride AND the groom, which side do you sit on?"
ALEX: "I just try to find the hottest chick in the room and sit by her."
ADDISON: "Stop."
ALEX: "Do you want to ditch the reception and grab a drink?"
ADDISON: "Stop it. You don't want me."
ALEX: "Maybe I do."
• Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All" • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
MARK: "The bachelor party was short handed. Which explains why I'm here."
ADDISON: "I'm the only woman here. Am I supposed to the be the entertainment? Because I'm not stripping."
DEREK: "That's all right, we've all seen it before."
MARK: "True."
PRESTON: "I haven't."
• Season 3, Episode 23: "Testing 1-2-3" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
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