Top Rated Quotes (Page 7)
MEREDITH: [petting the dog] "Such a good dog! Who's Mommy's good boy?" [looks at Izzie and George] "C'mon, what are you doing? We're gonna be late."
GEORGE: "Um, we need to talk about the dog."
IZZIE: "That's not a dog, this is a hyena that escaped from the zoo and dressed up in a dog's clothing."
GEORGE: "Whatever. I don't chew up his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind."
IZZIE: "Mount you from behind?"
GEORGE: "He tried to."
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Meredith: Hi.
DEREK: [walks into elevator] "Hi. Leaving?"
MEREDITH: "80-hour limit. You?"
DEREK: "Surgery was postponed." [smiles]
MEREDITH: [pauses] "I have a dog."
DEREK: "You have a dog."
MEREDITH: "My point is, I have a dog."
DEREK: [smiles] "You have a dog. Oh, and you know what? I love dogs."
MEREDITH: "I've moved on, so don't give me that look."
DEREK: "What look?"
MEREDITH: "That look. Our look. I'm over you."
DEREK: "I'm over you, too."
MEREDITH: "You are?"
DEREK: "No."
MEREDITH: "Oh. Well, I am. Over you."
DEREK: "I'm over you too."
MEREDITH: "You just said... shut up." [smiles]
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: [to Bex] "You just have to get through high school. High school sucks for anyone who's the least bit different. But then there's college, and then out in the real world, you'll find where you belong."
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Cristina] "Yang, why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?"
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DENNY: "That guy Alex. You with him?"
IZZIE: "No."
DENNY: [smiles] "Good. That means I won't have to fight him for you."
IZZIE: "What makes you think I want you to fight him for me?"
DENNY: "You're in love with me. I'm well off, but not into money. I'm smart, but not a know-it-all. I'm funny, I love animals. And I'm hot. I'm a catch, if you can wrap yourself around the enlarged failing heart."
IZZIE: "You're right. I am sooo in love with you. It's a shame, really, since I'm with Hildy and all."
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "We know he cheated on you. That's why we let you turn the house into Santa's Freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. We're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time."
IZZIE: "Why should anybody care what kind of time Alex is having!?"
MEREDITH: "Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal!"
IZZIE: [looks confused]
MEREDITH: "Dirty Uncle Sal. The one who embarrasses everyone at holidays and family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls, but you have to invite him anyway. Look... I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes, you guys are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex, but maybe... maybe you could try and help him anyway. Like, in the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Do not kick me!"
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "Are you kicking me under the table, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No..."
MIRANDA: "Than clearly I wasn't talking to you." [looks down at her stomach] "You cannot kick me when I am doing my job. Thank you."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [to Justin] "I think you should decide to live. Live so you can become a doctor, and you can find a way to do heart transplants without someone having to die. Live so you can grow up and have kids and raise them not to believe in Santa. That would piss your mom off. Just decide to live. Because in your case, dying really isn't the best revenge."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "How do you know I did something and not George?"
ALEX: "Because. Bambi looks upset and you look guilty."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "What've you got?"
MEREDITH: "Bomb in a body cavity."
CRISTINA: [shakes head] "Man! All I have is Bailey's husband's open brain."
• Season 2, Episode 16: "It's the End of the World..." • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "Um, we need to talk about the dog."
IZZIE: "That's not a dog, this is a hyena that escaped from the zoo and dressed up in a dog's clothing."
GEORGE: "Whatever. I don't chew up his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind."
IZZIE: "Mount you from behind?"
GEORGE: "He tried to."
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Meredith: Hi.
DEREK: [walks into elevator] "Hi. Leaving?"
MEREDITH: "80-hour limit. You?"
DEREK: "Surgery was postponed." [smiles]
MEREDITH: [pauses] "I have a dog."
DEREK: "You have a dog."
MEREDITH: "My point is, I have a dog."
DEREK: [smiles] "You have a dog. Oh, and you know what? I love dogs."
MEREDITH: "I've moved on, so don't give me that look."
DEREK: "What look?"
MEREDITH: "That look. Our look. I'm over you."
DEREK: "I'm over you, too."
MEREDITH: "You are?"
DEREK: "No."
MEREDITH: "Oh. Well, I am. Over you."
DEREK: "I'm over you too."
MEREDITH: "You just said... shut up." [smiles]
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: [to Bex] "You just have to get through high school. High school sucks for anyone who's the least bit different. But then there's college, and then out in the real world, you'll find where you belong."
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Cristina] "Yang, why are you looking at my fat pregnant belly?"
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
DENNY: "That guy Alex. You with him?"
IZZIE: "No."
DENNY: [smiles] "Good. That means I won't have to fight him for you."
IZZIE: "What makes you think I want you to fight him for me?"
DENNY: "You're in love with me. I'm well off, but not into money. I'm smart, but not a know-it-all. I'm funny, I love animals. And I'm hot. I'm a catch, if you can wrap yourself around the enlarged failing heart."
IZZIE: "You're right. I am sooo in love with you. It's a shame, really, since I'm with Hildy and all."
• Season 2, Episode 13: "Begin the Begin" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "We know he cheated on you. That's why we let you turn the house into Santa's Freaking Village. We're not big on holidays. We're trying to be supportive, because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex is having a harder time."
IZZIE: "Why should anybody care what kind of time Alex is having!?"
MEREDITH: "Because he's Dirty Uncle Sal!"
IZZIE: [looks confused]
MEREDITH: "Dirty Uncle Sal. The one who embarrasses everyone at holidays and family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls, but you have to invite him anyway. Look... I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes, you guys are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex, but maybe... maybe you could try and help him anyway. Like, in the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Do not kick me!"
GEORGE: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "Are you kicking me under the table, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No..."
MIRANDA: "Than clearly I wasn't talking to you." [looks down at her stomach] "You cannot kick me when I am doing my job. Thank you."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: [to Justin] "I think you should decide to live. Live so you can become a doctor, and you can find a way to do heart transplants without someone having to die. Live so you can grow up and have kids and raise them not to believe in Santa. That would piss your mom off. Just decide to live. Because in your case, dying really isn't the best revenge."
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "How do you know I did something and not George?"
ALEX: "Because. Bambi looks upset and you look guilty."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "What've you got?"
MEREDITH: "Bomb in a body cavity."
CRISTINA: [shakes head] "Man! All I have is Bailey's husband's open brain."
• Season 2, Episode 16: "It's the End of the World..." • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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