Recent Quotes (Page 243)
MIRANDA: [to the interns]: "I may be 47 weeks pregnant and on bed rest. I may not be able to see my own feet. But I AM Dr. Bailey. I hear everything, I know every thing. I’m watching each and every one of you, and I will return."
• Season 2, Episode 14: "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Dr. Webber, who was convinced she was looking at another hospital] "I'm pregnant, you blind moron!"
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "So, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?"
GEORGE: "Um... Not all the time. I mean, some of the time. But not all the time."
ALEX: "Sexy underwear?"
GEORGE: "Yeah..."
ALEX: "And they just let you look at them?"
GEORGE: "Well, uh... yeah."
ALEX: "So they're like your sisters?"
GEORGE: "No! Not like sisters. Uh... no! I don't think of them like sisters."
ALEX: "But they're not coming on to you?"
GEORGE: "Well, not exactly."
ALEX: "And they don't expect you to do anything."
GEORGE: "No, but..."
ALEX: "Like sisters. Just like sisters."
• Season 1, Episode 4: "No Man's Land" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "We're in an elevator. That's your specialty, right? McDreamy moments in the elevator?"
DEREK: "Dr. Yang-"
CRISTINA: "You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife."
DEREK: "I never lied to her."
CRISTINA: "Yes you are. You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar."
• Season 2, Episode 14: "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "What happened today?"
IZZIE: "Nothing."
MEREDITH: "Nothing."
GEORGE: "Okay then."
IZZIE: "We don’t know everything about each other, George."
MEREDITH: "Yeah."
GEORGE: [pause] "True. Anybody wanna have sex?"
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Break on Through" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I just... I just need some sex, George. You know, I just, I need sex NOW. You know what I mean?"
GEORGE: "No matter how hard you beg, I am not doing you."
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "I guess we can't really complain about karma. It's not unfair. It's not unexpected. It just evens the score."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: [to Addison] "I'm too tired to interpret crazy girl talk into anything coherent right now."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "I did a terrible thing."
DEREK: "We all do terrible things."
MEREDITH: "No... I... I really think that I have just lost all my friends."
DEREK: "You won't lose me."
MEREDITH: "You aren't my friend."
DEREK: "Sure I am."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
• Season 2, Episode 14: "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: [to Dr. Webber, who was convinced she was looking at another hospital] "I'm pregnant, you blind moron!"
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
MIRANDA: "Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins."
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The First Cut is the Deepest" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
ALEX: "So, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?"
GEORGE: "Um... Not all the time. I mean, some of the time. But not all the time."
ALEX: "Sexy underwear?"
GEORGE: "Yeah..."
ALEX: "And they just let you look at them?"
GEORGE: "Well, uh... yeah."
ALEX: "So they're like your sisters?"
GEORGE: "No! Not like sisters. Uh... no! I don't think of them like sisters."
ALEX: "But they're not coming on to you?"
GEORGE: "Well, not exactly."
ALEX: "And they don't expect you to do anything."
GEORGE: "No, but..."
ALEX: "Like sisters. Just like sisters."
• Season 1, Episode 4: "No Man's Land" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
CRISTINA: "We're in an elevator. That's your specialty, right? McDreamy moments in the elevator?"
DEREK: "Dr. Yang-"
CRISTINA: "You know what? For just a moment, I’m not Dr. Yang and you’re not Dr. Shepherd. You’re the guy who screwed up my friend. The guy who drove her to get a dog she can't keep, the dog she only got because her boyfriend lied to her about his wife."
DEREK: "I never lied to her."
CRISTINA: "Yes you are. You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar."
• Season 2, Episode 14: "Tell Me Sweet Little Lies" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "What happened today?"
IZZIE: "Nothing."
MEREDITH: "Nothing."
GEORGE: "Okay then."
IZZIE: "We don’t know everything about each other, George."
MEREDITH: "Yeah."
GEORGE: [pause] "True. Anybody wanna have sex?"
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Break on Through" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
IZZIE: "I just... I just need some sex, George. You know, I just, I need sex NOW. You know what I mean?"
GEORGE: "No matter how hard you beg, I am not doing you."
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Much Too Much" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
GEORGE: "I guess we can't really complain about karma. It's not unfair. It's not unexpected. It just evens the score."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
DEREK: [to Addison] "I'm too tired to interpret crazy girl talk into anything coherent right now."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
MEREDITH: "I did a terrible thing."
DEREK: "We all do terrible things."
MEREDITH: "No... I... I really think that I have just lost all my friends."
DEREK: "You won't lose me."
MEREDITH: "You aren't my friend."
DEREK: "Sure I am."
• Season 2, Episode 19: "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
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