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  1. "Hero" by Joey

    Since a similar episode has been cut, we'll have to make do with this.

    Shame, I would've liked to have seen what happened in his last day.

    Posted 7/30/2009 7:41:16 PM #
  2. Give Me Strength by Joey

    Thanks :)

    Posted 7/22/2009 6:41:37 PM #
  3. Give Me Strength by Joey

    Another little short... enjoy :)

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    Cristina [Narrating]: People are weak. I see weakness all the time. The woman who gives up her life to have babies, the man who gave up his career to travel the world. Its weakness, it’s giving up. I hate quitters, quitters are stupid. What is the point in starting something if you’re not going to complete it? I commit. If I am serious about something, I commit to it. I don’t do things by half, I don’t beg for help, I man up. People are weak. I, am strong.

    [A woman is on a stretcher being carried out of an ambulance, she is frowning with a burn mark on her head and a feeble looking man follows her]

    Cristina: What have we got?

    Ambulance Man: 32 year old female, wax burns to her head and eye

    Cristina: Wax?

    Linda: Candle Wax, this jackass thought he was being romantic

    Ray: I’m sorry! I thought I’d try and cheer you up

    Linda: Do I look happy Ray? Do I?!

    Ray: Babe...

    Linda: Don’t babe me, I’m blind

    Cristina: Um, page Sloan. Are you feeling any pain?

    Linda: No, these burns are quite pleasurable

    [They are taken into a treatment room]

    Cristina: 10mg of acetaminophen and bolus IV

    Linda: You hear that, Ray, they’re drugging me!

    Cristina: You’re going to have to be calm so I can examine you

    Linda: RAY YOU JACKASS

    Cristina: SHUT UP

    [Linda stares at Cristina]

    Cristina: Good, now I’m going to take a look at the eye

    [Cristina peels back the bandage and we see the eye is badly burnt]

    Ray: Oh god..

    Cristina: Get him out of her

    Ray: Linda, I’m sorry!

    Linda: Asshole

    Cristina: You said it

    [Sloan walks in]

    Sloan: This better be good Yang, I was on the phone to an estate agent

    Cristina: You and Lexi are getting a house?

    Sloan: No, I’M getting a house

    Cristina: For yourself?

    Sloan: Yes

    Cristina: OK... 32 year old female with candle wax burns to her forehead and eye

    Sloan: Candle Wax?

    Cristina: Romance gone wrong

    Linda: Romance my ass, the guy wouldn’t know romance if it bit him on his ass

    Sloan: Let’s have a look here

    [Sloan pulls back the bandage]

    Sloan: OK, the burn to your forehead will heal by itself. What I am worried about though is the burn to the eyelid...

    [Lexi walks in]

    Sloan: Dr Grey, perhaps you could explain the risks of an eyelid burn

    Lexi: Um, Corneal Dehydration and ulceration?

    Sloan: Correct

    Linda: Will I go blind?

    Sloan: No, but we’re going to have to perform what’s called Debridement to that burn in order for it to heal. This is a minor surgery...

    Linda: Surgery?!

    Sloan: I’ll take away the dead skin tissue

    Linda: But surgery?

    Cristina: The other method would be autolytic where we would use wet gauze in order to allow the wound to heal the dead tissue itself, however, with the nature of the injury it’s important we remove the dead right away

    Linda: What are the risks?

    Sloan: With any surgery there are risks. I will have a Ophthalmic surgeon with me but I assure you I am the best plastic surgeon around

    Linda: I’ll have the surgery, on one condition

    Sloan: Yes?

    Linda: You make that jackass fiancée of mine watch

    [Sloan and Cristina stare at each other, we move to the nurses station where Meredith and Derek are stood talking]

    Derek: Mrs Shepherd

    Meredith: I’m not changing my name, Derek

    Derek: Grey-Shepherd?

    Meredith: No! You got your wedding

    Derek: My wedding?

    Meredith: Can’t you just be happy that we’re married

    Derek: How about a baby?

    Meredith: Seriously?

    Derek: I want your crappy babies, remember?

    Meredith: I didn’t mean straight away

    Derek: Why not?

    Meredith: Are you serious?

    Derek: Yeah

    Meredith: You want children?

    Derek: Absolutely

    [Derek’s pager goes off]

    Derek: Got to go

    Meredith: Wait!

    [Derek runs off as Meredith stands shocked. Cristina by, looks at Meredith and walks back]

    Cristina: You OK Mer?

    Meredith: Derek wants babies

    Cristina: That’s crazy

    Meredith: Thank you!

    Cristina: Love is stupid anyway

    Meredith: You and Owen not doing too good?

    Cristina: Oh we’re fine; eventually he’ll pluck up the courage to actually touch me

    Meredith: At least he doesn’t want babies

    [Cristina’s pager bleeps]

    Cristina: It’s my eyelid burn woman

    Meredith: Eyelid? Ouch!

    Cristina: Her fiancée burnt her with a candle

    Meredith: Who said romance was dead?

    [Cristina walks off. A woman walks by with a pushchair, Meredith looks at her]

    Meredith: Stupid babies

    [Cut to the treatment room]

    Ray: How are you feeling?

    Linda: Over the moon Ray, you should burn me more often

    Ray: For god’s sake I was being romantic you bitch!

    [Everyone looks shocked]

    Cristina: This can wait, there’s a bit of a delay

    [They leave]

    Linda: Don’t talk to me like that

    Ray: I’m sick of you, I try and I try...

    Linda: What do you want Ray?

    Ray: Compassion! I mean, come on, I proposed to you and all you said was “I guess... now get up you’re embarrassing me”

    Linda: Everyone was looking!

    Ray: Because that’s what people do when something amazing has happened but not you, I mean, you don’t even want a proper wedding

    Linda: Are you still going on about that?

    Ray: You never say I love you

    Linda: I do!

    Ray: You’ve never said it, what are you? An ice queen? I’m surprised those burns haven’t healed already

    Linda: Ray...

    Ray: I’m sick of you

    Linda: Ray, please

    Ray: It’s too late now

    Linda: RAY I CAN’T SEE

    Ray: What?

    Linda: Get help!

    Ray: HELP, HELP!

    [Ray runs into the corridor]

    Ray: DOCTOR, HELP, SHE’S GONE BLIND

    [Cristina rushes in]

    Cristina: Can you see this?

    [She holds up a pen]

    Linda: Everything has gone dark

    [Sloan comes in]

    Sloan: What happened?

    Cristina: Sudden loss of sight

    Sloan: We need to remove that dead tissue, has she been using the artificial tears?

    Ray: Yes

    Sloan: Ma’am the burn to your eyelid may be deeper than we thought. Grey, ring the OR, tell them we’re on our way. You’re going to be fine

    [Lexi goes to phone as Sloan walks out, Cristina and the nurses raise the sides of the bed and begin to wheel her out]

    Linda: RAY!

    [Linda extends her hand, Ray grabs it]

    Linda: I love you

    Ray: I love you too

    [He kisses her forehead as she’s wheeled out. Cut to Meredith at the desk, doing charts. Callie sits next to her]

    Meredith: Dr Torres

    Callie: Grey

    [There is an awkward silence]

    Callie: Congratulations on getting married

    Meredith: Thanks

    Callie: Should we be calling you Meredith Shepherd now?

    Meredith: No

    Callie: Oh right... it’ll be babies next

    Meredith: What is with people and freakin’ babies?!

    [Arizona walks over and leans over the desk]

    Arizona: I just saved a babies life!

    Meredith: I’m out of here

    [Arizona and Callie stare at her, confused, as Meredith leaves with her charts]

    Arizona: Dinner and a movie tonight?

    Callie: Nothing...

    Arizona: Fancy, I know. I was thinking Pizza?

    Callie: Sounds perfect

    [Arizona and Callie kiss. Callie smiles and Arizona walks away. Cut to the treatment room and Linda is back from surgery and Ray is at her bed side. Cristina enters]

    Cristina: So the surgery went well from our part. We’re going to take off the bandages and then hopefully, it’ll be a result

    [Cristina unravels the bandages from around Linda’s face. She steps back as Linda looks over at Ray]

    Linda: I can see you!

    [Ray’s eyes fill with tears]

    Ray: I’m so sorry

    Linda: No, I am

    Ray: I love you

    Linda: I love you to

    [Cristina exits]

    Cristina [Narrating]: Weakness... the universal trait. We are all weak in some way. Weak in tackling  a problem face on...

    [We see Cristina in the car park, Owen is on the other side, he simply waves]

    Cristina [Narrating]: Weak in deciding what you want...

    [Meredith and Derek meet in the lobby, they hold hands and Meredith clutches her stomach as they walk out]

    Cristina [Narrating]: Which is why we have to embrace the moments when we are strong, when we do what we were committed to doing. That’s when you can truly say... I am strong.

    Posted 7/4/2009 12:38:27 PM #
  4. "Hero" by Joey

    See, it is my belief that George will have an Eva/Rebecca face change and be re-cast and then the love of his life will be Amanda.

    But yey optimism.

    Posted 5/19/2009 12:17:18 PM #
  5. "Hero" by Joey

    Haha, thanks guys.

    I know it's not strictly grey's and medical but I thought... why not!

    Posted 5/18/2009 3:16:26 PM #
  6. "Hero" by Joey

    Just a little something to fill in the gap before George got ran over by the bus. Hope you like :)

    [ A house. An elderly blonde lady is on the phone when a familiar face bursts through the door crying ]

    Lady: I’ll have to go, i’ll ring you back. Amanda, darling what this time?

    Amanda: He dumped me, ma... he dumped me

    Lady: Oh honey, but it’s only been a week

    Amanda: Thanks for reminding me!

    [Amanda’s mom hugs her]

    Lady: Oh honey, wipe those eyes... no silly boy is ever worth crying over

    Amanda: Don’t you understand? I’m so fed up. Nothing ever goes right for me. I feel like I’m always in the foreground. I want to be somebody! I want to fall in love with someone who loves me back. I want to be someone other than that silly girl who still lives with her Mom

    Lady: Darling, fate plays a big part in life

    Amanda: Well it seems like my fate is to be alone forever

    Lady: Trust me, somewhere out there is your white knight, waiting to rescue his soulmate

    [At Seattle Grace, The Chief’s office]

    Chief: The Army, seriously?

    George: It’s what I want

    Chief: Is the programme not good enough for you, O’Malley?

    George: It’s not that, sir, because it’s been great here. You know except for the whole LVAD thing and failing my intern exam by one point and my Dad dying and then my rush wedding which was a disaster and now she’s a lesbian..

    Chief: O’MALLEY!

    George: Yeah, but, anyway it seems right. Y’know? Here I am just in the foreground. Good old reliable George. I want to be remembered as a hero, someone who did something not some loser

    Chief: You’re not a loser, O’Malley

    George: I want to be someone else, I don’t want to be 007

    Chief: 007?

    George: It’s a long story, I just know this is the right thing to do and I hope you don’t mind the fact that I am leaving so soon

    Chief: O’Malley, if you’re sure I’ll support you 100%

    George: I’m sure Chief

    Chief: Then I think its best you go home, visit your Mom and prepare yourself. Good luck, O’Malley

    George: Thank you Sir

    [They shake hands, the hands then change to Amanda’s and a stranger. Her heel has snapped and someone is helping her off the floor]

    Amanda: Thank you, guess you’re my white knight

    [The stranger is joined by a lady, she kisses him]

    Amanda: Or not. Thank you, a real gentleman you’ve got there

    [They walk off as Amanda steadies herself by a tree]

    Amanda: God, I don’t think my luck can get any worse today

    [Seattle Grace, car park. George is walking out. He bumps into Nurse Olivia]

    Olivia: Hi

    George: Hey, long time no see

    Olivia: Yeah, i’ve been working elsewhere; I thought it was best with y’know...

    George: Oh I am so over that

    Olivia: Oh, good, well... yey!

    George: Keep well Olivia

    Olivia: Yeah, you too George. See you around?

    George: Someday, yeah

    [George walks away, Olivia looks confused and walks towards the hospital. George turns around, takes a deep breath and salutes the hospital]

    George: 007 has had his final mission

    [A street, Amanda is limping down the sidewalk. She stumbles into a shoe shop]

    Amanda: I need the cheapest pair of shoes you have, I’m already late for work by...

    [She looks at her watch]

    Amanda: THREE HOURS?! Oh man...

    Attendant: Are these OK?

    Amanda: They’re lovely, here’s my card

    [The attendant runs the card at the till]

    Attendant: Ma’am, your card has been declined

    Amanda: Ah typical, pass it here

    Attendant: Your bank has instructed me to cut it up

    [The attendant cuts it]

    Amanda: Excellent. I have my last bit of cash leaving me with ooh, five dollars

    [The attendant takes the money, Amanda puts on the shoes]

    Amanda: Can you put these in the trash? Thanks

    [Amanda slams her old shoes onto the desk and exits the store, she walks along the path into a coffee shop. She queues up. Outside we see George, on his cell]

    George: Mom, look, its great news. You’ll be a bit angry at first but it’ll pass. No, I never got married again. Nobody is pregnant... MA! I’ll explain later

    [George enters the shop, Amanda is pleading at the desk]

    Amanda: I have five dollars. Today I’ve been dumped, fallen over, broke my shoe, had my credit card cut up infront of me and I really, really need coffee

    Shop worker: I’m sorry, it’s $6.30 

    Amanda: Oh my god! Are you blood suckers or what... I mean...

    George: Here

    [George hands two dollars over the counter]

    Amanda: Thank you

    George: No problem. Can I get a coffee to go please?

    [Amanda exits the shop and the shop worker makes George his coffee. Out the window we can see that Amanda has stood in dog poop. She throws her hand in the air and starts trying to scrape it up against a wall, people staring at her as they walk past. George’s phone rings]

    George: Ma, i’m at a coffee shop. I’m on my way. I’ll tell you when I get there. Ah, i’m leaving now!

    [He takes his coffee and exits the shop, Amanda just in front of him. Her cell rings]

    Amanda: Rick, is that you? Why are you ringing me? Do you want to get back together? I knew you’d call... WHAT?! YOU’VE MET SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY? WE ONLY JUST BROKE UP! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!

    [Amanda hangs up sobbing and begins to dial another number. She walks quicker, towards the end of the sidewalk]

    Amanda: Mom, it’s me. He just phoned me and he’s with someone else already...

    [She steps onto the road, the light is on red, a bus speeds closer to her]

    George: HEY!

    Amanda: I can’t believe him. I can’t believe he’d do this. He never loved me. I WANT TO DIE

    [George runs through the crowd and onto the road. The bus speeds ever closer and he pushes Amanda out the way, she lands hard on the ground. She looks up and with a gasp the bus slams into George. There are screams as we fade to white.]

    Posted 5/18/2009 11:01:53 AM #
  7. "One Last Chance" by Joey

    Eeek forgot about this.

    Still want the other part? Tongue out

    Posted 4/9/2009 5:02:57 PM #
  8. fan fic

    There's a fanfic section here:

    http://www.greysanatomyinsider.com/forum/fan-fiction/

    Posted 3/26/2009 11:15:15 PM #
  9. Would you rather..

    Gone from the show!

    Would you rather see Cristina with Burke or Cristina with Owen?

    Posted 3/26/2009 9:27:35 PM #
  10. "One Last Chance" by Joey

    Thanks =D

    Posted 3/26/2009 5:58:07 PM #
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