Lexie: That is it! This is the last time you have sex on that counter when I just cleaned it! Derek: Well, okay, but, before you leave, you should wash the clothes that were in your wardrobe yesterday. Lexie: THAT IS IT! I am breaking your penis!
Meredith: Derek, you're at the age when you do need prostate exams. So maybe when I took out your chart, and asked you to drop your pants in front of a group of interns, DO NOT START MAKING OUT WITH ME!!!!
Addison: Give me the recipe for your hair Derek, and I won't "accidently" post a sex tape on the internet of you... Derek: I did it to Mark, and he just got more popular with the ladies. Do your worst! Addison: Fine. I'm posting the one of you and Meredith on the stairs and getting caught by Karev and Stevens on some weird website! Derek: NOOOOooOOoOoOO!
Addison: I deliver Lexies secret baby, quadruplets, made someone a virgin again, saved Cristinas life and delivered Merediths secret baby and you STILL chose her over me?!?! Derek: Well, I - wait, WHAT!
Im so glad that we get ot explore Derek as a character, not as a package deal with Mer. I do love MerDer, but we needed a break from them together at the hip or broken up. Slexie... not my favorite couple, but still, they just DO NOT belong. Bring on a Mc____ for Lexie!
Addison: So youd swap George coming back to life, Izzie being a miracle patient, Mer being pregnant with McBaby with your hair, being chief and Mer acctually being able to cook to never loe your hair? Derek: You forgot Lexie mysteriously disapearing!
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Derek: Well, okay, but, before you leave, you should wash the clothes that were in your wardrobe yesterday.
Lexie: THAT IS IT! I am breaking your penis!
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Meredith: OK, 3..2..1..
Derek: SUPRISE!
Lexie: *slighty dead now*
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Lexie: Yeah?
Derek: Well, Mer just had her baby, and she named it...
Lexie: What?
Derek: ...MCBABY.
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Alex: I love yo- wait, what?
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Izzie: Because she knows shes given her last blowjob.
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Derek: *points to her hand and smiles*
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Derek: I did it to Mark, and he just got more popular with the ladies. Do your worst!
Addison: Fine. I'm posting the one of you and Meredith on the stairs and getting caught by Karev and Stevens on some weird website!
Derek: NOOOOooOOoOoOO!
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Derek: NO! Mine! *hugs closer to chest*
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Derek: Well, I - wait, WHAT!
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Grey's Anatomy Spoilers: Owenstina, Slexie and Der (Not Mer)
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Derek: You forgot Lexie mysteriously disapearing!
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Chief: And if you clock overtime without pay, you get to talk to them...