Izzie: I forgot he was dead today. For a few hours in surgery, I forgot I had cancer and I forgot he was dead.
Reed: But George is dead. And you have cancer.
Izzie: Huh? I know I have cancer. By the way, who are you? A new oncologist? How did my surgery go?
Reed: I've just been diagnosed with stage four metastatic melamona, my daughter from high school who is now adopted has cancer as well and I'm giving her my bone marrow. Oh, and I cut my fiances LVAD and saved a deer from death. Suck on that!
Izzie: NO! MY STORYLINES! MIIIIIIIINE!
Cristina: Oksy, now we have Mer's kidney, Izzie's tumour, my fallopian tube, George's brain, your testicle, the chiefs eye tumour, McSteamy's penis bone (and his dignity) and a lock of McDreamy's hair...
Izzie: Alex!
Meredith: Why did you take it!
Alex: Well, if Cristina would continue, you'd hear everything you need to make a ZOMBIE! Muahahaha!!!!
Cristina: I guess crazy is a STD...
Alex: Promise you won't tell anyone?
Cristina: I pinky swear. For them as well!
Alex: Okay. You know I said I lost a testicle in the intern thing?
Izzie: I know! You so have two of them!
Alex: Well, I had three to start with...
Meredith and Izzie: UGH!
Comments by Cazdamonkey
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXXIV
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXXIII
Callie: It's okay. I can grab random womens breasts and not get in trouble for it!
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXXIII
Callie: Damn Erica....
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXXI
Alex: I miss Izzie.
Lexie: I miss getting laid.
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Reed: Fired!
Izzie: Bitch!
Reed: Poor!
Izzie: Hair copycat!
Reed: BALDIE!
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Izzie: Yeah?
Reed: I put that in there.
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Reed: Shut up.
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Reed: But George is dead. And you have cancer.
Izzie: Huh? I know I have cancer. By the way, who are you? A new oncologist? How did my surgery go?
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Reed: Oh yes I can!
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Izzie: NO! MY STORYLINES! MIIIIIIIINE!
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXX
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIX
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIX
Fear the Fuzz
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIX
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIX
Izzie: Alex: That was MY fake tan!
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIX
Alex: I know.
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIX
Izzie: Alex!
Meredith: Why did you take it!
Alex: Well, if Cristina would continue, you'd hear everything you need to make a ZOMBIE! Muahahaha!!!!
Cristina: I guess crazy is a STD...
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIX
Cristina: I pinky swear. For them as well!
Alex: Okay. You know I said I lost a testicle in the intern thing?
Izzie: I know! You so have two of them!
Alex: Well, I had three to start with...
Meredith and Izzie: UGH!
Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CLXXIX
Alex: What?
Izzie: I'm pregnant!
Alex: *faints*
Izzie: Just kidding!
Cristina: You just got PUNK'D!
Meet the New Docs of Seattle Grace-Mercy West
Anyway, I don't mind as long as they don't screw up relationships or get looked into that much.