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  1. kiki Says:

    Chief " It's a frightening combination, the squiffy hair, the man of the mountain beard look doesn't quite go with the suit. Hey that suit gets a lot of action doesn't it,especially in the on call room"

  2. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: It goes 'One and a two and a three macarena'...

  3. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: You can't see the blood, can you?

  4. diana Says:

    Chief: derek, are you sure you want to insure your hair?
    Derek; yes! If anything happens to my hair...
    Meredith: ... I'm leaving you

  5. diana Says:

    Chief: derek, are you sure you want to insure your hair?
    Derek; yes! If anything happens to my hair...
    Meredith: ... I'm leaving you

  6. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: I do NOT look like a gorrila!

  7. Mcseriously obsessed Says:

    look derek, it's not as much money for a few razors as it is for hair gel, get that two-million-dollar-a-year hand and just shave. You're scaring the patients to death!

  8. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: I TOLD you NOT to suture your own face!

  9. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: Look, Izzie caught you with the pillow on, and I did. Whats the difference?
    Derek: *cough* Izzie is *cough* not ugly *cough*

  10. Gem Says:

    Derek: tuts and heavy breathing

    Richard: i no ive asked u this tiem and time again but how do u get Youra hair so perfect and a beard with such perfect coverage of your face, please im trying here, you get the pretty girl and well, i wanna get myself out there you gotta help!

  11. gem Says:

    Richard: you tell me off for thinking of meredith as my family but for the love of god and for the safety of her face have a god dam shave already your gonna cut her face to shreads!!!

  12. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: Alright, one last time, what could they be calling me... whats my McTitle ... aha! McChief!
    Derek: Wrong! You owe me your next three surgeries!
    Chief: Damn! What is it then?
    Derek: McBigHead.

  13. mk Says:

    Chief: PICK ME! CHOOSE ME! LOVE...Meredith, we're trying to have a moment here

  14. atheart282 Says:

    Derek: And then she said you went all McChief on her and I thought, what a great McTitle!
    Chief: McChief?
    Derek: It was either that or McFakeDaddy...

  15. George Says:

    These three are very good...

    Ghostbuster28 Says:
    June 26th, 2009 2:58 PM

    Derek: No I will not do the robot with you!

    Laniecroft Says:
    June 26th, 2009 5:51 PM

    Richard: No!
    Derek: But ...!
    Richard: No! For the last time, Shepherd, you will not get a lab coat with "McDreamy" on it!!

    marriedmymcdreamy Says:
    June 26th, 2009 6:39 PM

    Chief: I'm sure she's really great, Derek. But...Pick me. Choose Me. Love Me.

  16. mcdreamteam Says:

    cheif- so, i won the bet. now you have to tell me what makes your hair so mcdreamy
    derek- its horse placenta
    meredith- i think i'm gonna mcvomit
    derek-are you pregnant
    chief- yep, with mcbaby

  17. Monica Says:

    Chief: Please tell me what products you use in your hair!
    Derek: Seriously?

  18. grey's101 Says:

    Cheif: Shep me and you are alot alike.
    Derek: How so?
    Cheif: We both cheated on our wifes with Greys.
    Derek: So whats your point?
    Cheif: I think that that earns me a Mc title.
    Derek: Seriously?

  19. April Says:

    Thanks for the feedback :)

  20. April Says:

    Chief: Derek, you have got to get yourself together... you really did not know the Bachelor/Bachelorette is scripted?

  21. marriedmymcdreamy Says:

    Chief : Derek, Keanu Reeves called, and he wants his scruffy look back...

  22. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: Give me my McTitle! Now!
    Derek: Or what?
    Chief: Or, or... I'll steal your hair!

  23. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: Tell me, or no OR time!
    Derek: I can't! Its secret!
    Chief: Then I'll go to George!
    Meredith: Why are you talking about George? *sniff*
    Derek: Nothing! Umm, ok... shes a 38D.

  24. kiki Says:

    Chief "We've slid to 12th in the teaching hospital rankings, our billing has gone down due to this. I can't afford for my head of neurosurgery to stop using hair and shaving products too; we're loosing tens of thousands dollars if you do that too!"

  25. Greer Says:

    Chief: Derek, It's not your fault that your patient died. People die, death can takeover anyone, it's random, you can't keep blaming yourself for something that wasn't your fault. Now go shave that beard, so you can be prepped for your next surgery.

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