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  1. Jade Says:

    Chief: Now that we lose george, we have to work extra time to cover his shift
    Derek: When will I have time to shave my own beard?

  2. Cat Says:

    Richard: I told you derek you cant fit a square peg in the circle, I thought you went to medical school.
    Derek: You didn't tell me it was going to be this difficult.

  3. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: Please! Don't leave!
    Derek: Why not? Why should I stay!
    Chief: Because all your hair gel is here!

  4. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Thanks MrsPattinsonDiggoryCullen!

    (that took a while to type...)

  5. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: NO! I will not reimburse you for the wedding!

  6. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: You know, I thought I'd be McStubbly, but then...

  7. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Derek: No!
    Chief: But-
    Derek: I AM McDreamy! Mark is McSlut! Owen is McHottie! Don't take those!
    Chief: Fine, I shotgun McRockStar!
    Meredith: Sorry, Alex got that. And I'm McDarkAndTwisty Oh, and Izzie got McPornStar.
    Chief: Damn! McStubbly then!
    Meredith: *Points to Derek* Sorry...

  8. Shelby Says:

    Richard: Derek..
    Derek: Richard, I've already told you, I'm not shaving.
    Meredith: Um, please?

  9. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in speciality, make sure Meredith gets in the right elevator, not fire you every five minutes, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.

  10. Cazdamonkey Says:

    Chief: And this is how many anti-depressants Rose took per minute after she left.

  11. Josefine Says:

    Chief: I'm only telling you this one more time: tell me what hair product you use, or you'll get fired...

  12. Josefine Says:

    "David" and "Kelly" yours are hilarious!! :) :D

  13. AiLing Says:

    Chief: Derek, I'm warning you... I don't want any of my junior residents to get pregnant.
    Derek: Umm...Chief, I'm afraid it's too late. Meredith is already pregnant.



  14. natzshepherd Says:

    Chief: ok, i'll explain this once more...Big fish, little fish...CARDBOARD BOX!
    Derek: What's with the cardboard box?

  15. Bo Says:

    When Izzie killed Denny, I don't have any cardiothorasic surgeon or keep any attending, and number 12 happened, my problem was this big. Now George is dying, Miranda's considering Broadway, and you're growing facial hair... Imagine how big my problem is!

  16. Carrie Says:

    Chief: The rules are set Derek, NO dating the interns, residents or attendings!
    Derek: Richard...
    Chief: Derek. I am the Chief of Surgery. I make the rules around here. Meredith is like a daughter to me.
    Derek: You had an affair with her mother...!

  17. kk Says:

    Derek, you need to shave, otherwise I won't guide meredith to the correct elevator.

  18. Connie Says:

    Chief: Derek, for the last time... I'm sorry! I didn't mean to use that 'Shiny Hair' shampoo, it's just... God, it really makes them shine!
    Derek: Hey, Dude, hey! That's my Shiny hair shampoo. My hair is shining. Yours aren't. I am the cool one. Me, dude. Not you. My shampoo. Just keep doing your job, man. My hair will shine for yours.

  19. stephanie Says:

    April is freakin dead on! Hope she wins!

  20. Nina Says:

    Epril, yours rock:

    Chief: So you've killed a few folks...just try #6 & #14, with a side of #11 and that'll cheer you up.

    Chief: Now Derek, we are all upset about Michael Jackson, but you have got to snap out of it!

  21. Footiechick Says:

    Chief: I know its a shock to find out im ur father
    Derek: Does this mean im related to Meredith?

  22. Jennifer Says:

    Chief: Derek, I know you love Meredith but she is MY daughter. Her mother is gone and Thatch is, well Thatch so that leaves me to protect Meredith. So, the bottom line is, you mess with her...you mess with me and I AM your boss!!!!

  23. Brenda Says:

    Chief : So, Ummm.. How to get your hair look? It's like a girls' magnet, seriously
    Even there's a page in facebook about your gorgeous hair
    *whispering* I clicked 'become fans' by the way..
    Derek : I know it is, that's why LoReal asked me to do the hair product ads, The first thing to get this hair look is: grow your hair first, chief
    .Chief left. Derek staring at Mer
    Mer : The fan page in facebook, Sloan made it

  24. Sara Says:

    Chief: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! (CLAP CLAP)

  25. onlyone87 Says:

    Chief: "Okay one more time... left hand clap... right hand clap."

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