Alex: I saw Mer dreamed you died in the 1st episode, so if that's gonna come true, please don't screw Izzie in the afterlive. Everybody seems to do that.
Alex: I have to quit this job..
Derek: Why? It is really cool!
Alex: I don't have any time to hang out with my chums!
Derek *thinking*: If you use the word "Chums" you probably don't have a lot of friends"
Bo Says:
May 17th, 2009 1:31 PM
Alex: You have great hair.
Derek: Thank you. You have quality booty.
Alex: Thank you.
AiLing Says:
May 17th, 2009 1:59 PM
Alex: Listen, I'll pay you back all my wedding bills, if you would just tell me the secret to keep such a Dreamy hair.
Lillys Says:
May 17th, 2009 2:40 PM
Alex: So, next season if my wife dies and yours will be on maternity maybe you and I could...ya know...
Kev Kat Says:
May 17th, 2009 9:29 PM
Alex: OK you have McDreamy and Sloan has McSteamy when do I get my name?
Kay Says:
May 17th, 2009 11:19 PM
Alex;So wait,O'Malley has an actual storyline now??
ashley aneiros Says:
May 18th, 2009 11:19 AM
Just because I don't have your hair, doesn't mean I need your money too. I can pay for my own wedding, McCharity
yummo Says:
May 18th, 2009 12:15 PM
Alex: I think I`m in Love with merr
Derek: to late we just got sticky note married thats a bond that will last forever...
Kerry in Oakville Says:
May 18th, 2009 12:48 PM
Alex: Look man, I don't care if you gave me a beautiful wedding...you have GOT to stop eating my cereal! Seriously!
Alex: Look, just give me back the twenty!
Derek: So you want back the twenty that you owed your dead wife, after I paid for your whole wedding?
Alex: You know, I still have that footage from you and Mer's first night together...
May 17th, 2009 1:52 AM
Derek: I don't want 48 uninterrupted hours..I want a lifetime..
May 17th, 2009 7:48 AM
Alex: I saw Mer dreamed you died in the 1st episode, so if that's gonna come true, please don't screw Izzie in the afterlive. Everybody seems to do that.
May 17th, 2009 7:54 AM
Alex: Dude, I really think we've got a chance at winning if we're gonna sing 'like a virgin' at American Idol.
May 17th, 2009 7:56 AM
Derek: Okay, because your wife is dying you can pay me back for the wedding in cereals.
May 17th, 2009 8:25 AM
Alex: wow mcdreamy, you really do have nice eyes...
May 17th, 2009 10:54 AM
love yours, loulou & Zennish
May 17th, 2009 1:11 PM
Alex: I'm just so sad, Derek. I think I'm going to join...
*intense music plays*
A PRIVATE PRACTICE!
Derek: You do that, chum!
May 17th, 2009 1:12 PM
Alex: I have to quit this job..
Derek: Why? It is really cool!
Alex: I don't have any time to hang out with my chums!
Derek *thinking*: If you use the word "Chums" you probably don't have a lot of friends"
May 17th, 2009 1:31 PM
Alex: You have great hair.
Derek: Thank you. You have quality booty.
Alex: Thank you.
May 17th, 2009 1:59 PM
Alex: Listen, I'll pay you back all my wedding bills, if you would just tell me the secret to keep such a Dreamy hair.
May 17th, 2009 2:40 PM
Alex: So, next season if my wife dies and yours will be on maternity maybe you and I could...ya know...
May 17th, 2009 9:29 PM
Alex: OK you have McDreamy and Sloan has McSteamy when do I get my name?
May 17th, 2009 11:19 PM
Alex;So wait,O'Malley has an actual storyline now??
May 18th, 2009 11:19 AM
Just because I don't have your hair, doesn't mean I need your money too. I can pay for my own wedding, McCharity
May 18th, 2009 12:15 PM
Alex: I think I`m in Love with merr
Derek: to late we just got sticky note married thats a bond that will last forever...
May 18th, 2009 12:48 PM
Alex: Look man, I don't care if you gave me a beautiful wedding...you have GOT to stop eating my cereal! Seriously!
May 18th, 2009 2:27 PM
Dude...Where's my car?
May 18th, 2009 8:24 PM
Alex: Seriously, your hair isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Derek **thinking** I will not cry, I will not cry.
May 18th, 2009 8:27 PM
Alex: Seriously, your hair is not that great.
Derek: You cut me deep Karev.
May 18th, 2009 8:37 PM
hey Derek, i have to leave now and get a life insurance policy before Izzie dies.
May 19th, 2009 2:46 AM
Derek: So you think your hair is better than mine, right?
Alex: Yeah - SO much better.
Derek: Then why was I in a hair gel advert?
May 19th, 2009 2:49 AM
Derek: What about... McAwesome?
Alex: What?
Derek: McRockstar? McSupremey? McSlut?
Alex: Seriously, you McSuck at this.
Derek: Seriously?
Alex: Seriously.
May 19th, 2009 2:51 AM
Alex: AANNDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOUUUUUU!!!
Derek: Look, just tell Izzie Ava's really pregnant and get over with it.
May 19th, 2009 9:30 AM
Do you know who I am? I'm Derick freakin Sheppard. Back up off me!
May 19th, 2009 1:17 PM
Alex: Look, just give me back the twenty!
Derek: So you want back the twenty that you owed your dead wife, after I paid for your whole wedding?
Alex: You know, I still have that footage from you and Mer's first night together...