Derek: I need the money you pretty much stole from me.
Alex: Why is this money so important to you?
Derek: How else do I afford my expensive hair gels?
Derek: YOU DID WHAT!?!?!
Alex: I'm sorry, but I just had to steal all your hair gels so you can be a regular man!
Derek: But I can't function without gel in my hair! Why do you think Meredith married me?
Alex: For your kind compassionate soul.....
Derek: NO! For my hair!
Alex : Help me get my wife back! I don't know I can function with her like this *Alex continues*
Derek *thinking*: Does this lab coat make me look fat?
McDreamyLover18 Says:
May 16th, 2009 1:12 PM
Alex: dude, i m not gonna pay u back from the wedding.
Derek: Why Nott?
Alex: Because u eat my cereal all the time so there were even
Derek: haha Whatever!
Alex: I need you not to talk medicine to me, but talk to me like your my friend. I need you to tell me what to do.
Derek: Switch to Geico, I saved so much money!
Alex: That wasn't written in the script....
Kay Says:
May 16th, 2009 4:58 PM
Alex:Let's play a game of who's life sucks the most.I'll win.I always win.
Derek:You don't want to play with me.
Alex:Oh,yes I do.I'll even go first.I told Izzie that I wanted to kill her and it's the one thing she has to remember.
Derek:I'm pregnant.
Meredith:(runs in)It's George!!John Doe is George!!
Alex:Okay,maybe George wins.
Alex: I know you're a man and she's a woman, but can you please donate your hair for Izzie?
April Says:
May 16th, 2009 6:22 PM
Alex: Seriously, you're not voting for Kris Allen?!?! Those hair chemicals are seeping into your brain.
seattle05 Says:
May 16th, 2009 6:43 PM
Karev: i told her id smother her with a pillow or overdose her on morphine. do you think thats too harsh?
Derek: im thinkin' Arbys.
Karev: are you kidding me right now?
Derek: i'd go with the morphine.
Ann Says:
May 16th, 2009 7:35 PM
Alex: We can't do what we did last night anymore...I'm married now...we have to end this now, Shepherd.
Alex: I've asked you once, I've asked you twice, now tell me. What products do you use in your hair?!!!
McDreamy's Susan Says:
May 17th, 2009 1:00 AM
Alex: "You mean to tell me that after I got all dressed up and everything and got LEGALLY married, that all I had to do was to just write vows on a post it note? Seriously?"
Derek: "That's what I'm saying!"
Derek: Karev, look at me..I love you..I don't ever want to live without you...You changed my life..
Alex: seriously?!
Derek: nah! I'm just practicing my wedding vow for Mer..
Alex: You almost got me dude!
May 16th, 2009 11:27 AM
Alex : " I told everyone that 007 nickname would come in handy, but no one ever listens"
May 16th, 2009 12:12 PM
Derek: I need the money you pretty much stole from me.
Alex: Why is this money so important to you?
Derek: How else do I afford my expensive hair gels?
May 16th, 2009 12:13 PM
Alex: I challenge you to a duel!
Derek: I can't duel, my hair will get messed up!
Alex: Fine, Dance off it is!
Derek: 5,6,7,8!
May 16th, 2009 12:17 PM
Derek: YOU DID WHAT!?!?!
Alex: I'm sorry, but I just had to steal all your hair gels so you can be a regular man!
Derek: But I can't function without gel in my hair! Why do you think Meredith married me?
Alex: For your kind compassionate soul.....
Derek: NO! For my hair!
May 16th, 2009 12:18 PM
Alex : Help me get my wife back! I don't know I can function with her like this *Alex continues*
Derek *thinking*: Does this lab coat make me look fat?
May 16th, 2009 1:12 PM
Alex: dude, i m not gonna pay u back from the wedding.
Derek: Why Nott?
Alex: Because u eat my cereal all the time so there were even
Derek: haha Whatever!
May 16th, 2009 2:18 PM
Alex: So its settled. I'M to sexy for my shirt!
Derek: And I'm to sexy for this hair!
May 16th, 2009 2:31 PM
Alex: I love you, Derek Sheperd.
*Derek stares back at him*
Alex: What?
Derek: I'm gonna give you a hug.
*they hug*
May 16th, 2009 3:02 PM
Alex: And with this ring, I wed thee-
Derek: Look, your voice is too pompous. Remember, Izzie's got to love your wedding, so practice a bit more.
Alex: I didn't say I was practising...
May 16th, 2009 3:08 PM
Alex: =(
Derek: Look, I know Izzie died loving her laptop more than you-
Alex: >:(
Derek: Well its true! And how she was having an affair with George-
Alex: :O
Derek: How could you have not heard? Anyway, using emotiocons won't help, but she did leave you $100000.
Alex: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Derek: Wow... at least when Denny left her $100000 she cried...
May 16th, 2009 3:16 PM
Alex: Derek, I love you. So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
Derek: Dude, your not Meredith!
May 16th, 2009 3:52 PM
Derek: I love you.
Alex: Ummm, that's not awkward...
Derek: I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to my cornucopia of hair gels and mousses!
May 16th, 2009 4:00 PM
Alex: I need you not to talk medicine to me, but talk to me like your my friend. I need you to tell me what to do.
Derek: Switch to Geico, I saved so much money!
Alex: That wasn't written in the script....
May 16th, 2009 4:58 PM
Alex:Let's play a game of who's life sucks the most.I'll win.I always win.
Derek:You don't want to play with me.
Alex:Oh,yes I do.I'll even go first.I told Izzie that I wanted to kill her and it's the one thing she has to remember.
Derek:I'm pregnant.
Meredith:(runs in)It's George!!John Doe is George!!
Alex:Okay,maybe George wins.
May 16th, 2009 6:12 PM
Alex: I know you're a man and she's a woman, but can you please donate your hair for Izzie?
May 16th, 2009 6:22 PM
Alex: Seriously, you're not voting for Kris Allen?!?! Those hair chemicals are seeping into your brain.
May 16th, 2009 6:43 PM
Karev: i told her id smother her with a pillow or overdose her on morphine. do you think thats too harsh?
Derek: im thinkin' Arbys.
Karev: are you kidding me right now?
Derek: i'd go with the morphine.
May 16th, 2009 7:35 PM
Alex: We can't do what we did last night anymore...I'm married now...we have to end this now, Shepherd.
May 16th, 2009 8:14 PM
Alex: Dude you have got to stop eating my cereal!!!
May 16th, 2009 8:36 PM
Alex: "I've decided to join the cast of Bones."
May 16th, 2009 10:37 PM
Derek: So Korev, did you catch American Idol last night?
Alex: Dude can u believe that Danny got kicked off? Seriously?!
Derek: hmm...what a tragedy
May 17th, 2009 12:46 AM
Alex: come on dude, head and shoulder???
May 17th, 2009 12:50 AM
Alex: I've asked you once, I've asked you twice, now tell me. What products do you use in your hair?!!!
May 17th, 2009 1:00 AM
Alex: "You mean to tell me that after I got all dressed up and everything and got LEGALLY married, that all I had to do was to just write vows on a post it note? Seriously?"
Derek: "That's what I'm saying!"
May 17th, 2009 1:46 AM
Derek: Karev, look at me..I love you..I don't ever want to live without you...You changed my life..
Alex: seriously?!
Derek: nah! I'm just practicing my wedding vow for Mer..
Alex: You almost got me dude!