Alex: I love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.
Derek: You know I can't live Hunt, he may strangle me!
Alex: Soooo... Im guessing you guys aren't into three somes
zooz Says:
May 15th, 2009 8:44 PM
Alex: Look, every body in this show is dying. I think I'm next. Tell me what to do.
Derek: No matter what happens to Izzie, just don't have a heart attack, I'm sure they can't kill you otherwise... i'm just saying.
Sarah Says:
May 15th, 2009 9:02 PM
Alex: You want me to give you the money back
Derek: Yeah
Alex: Then give me the money for all of my cereal that you ate
Dolly Roosa Says:
May 15th, 2009 10:19 PM
Derek thinking this while Alek is talking.....Couldn't you just twitter me?
Snuffles Says:
May 15th, 2009 10:44 PM
Derek: I'm very disappointed in you Alex. I never thought you would do this to me.
Alex: Look, I'm sorry I stole your hair gel but...I just wanted hair as great as yours!
judi braxton Says:
May 15th, 2009 11:04 PM
so let me get this straight, no matter what i say or do, she's gonna forget about it in 5 minutes?
Leah Says:
May 15th, 2009 11:55 PM
Seriously, I need to know. What hair products do you use?
Derek: It was AGES ago, we changed a crash victims face to look like Denny, and then when Ava went crazy we made her look like Izzie, and convinced her she was Izzie. Oh, and made that deer look like George.
Alex: So Ava, the deer and the crash victim is dead. But where is real Izzie and George?
Derek: Oh, their off playing 'Stevens Anatomy' in Russia. Oh, and they've been having an affair since season three.
Derek: Alex, we need to talk.
Alex: Is this about our affair? Because no matter what, I still love you.
Derek: No, but look how much money I saved on hair products when I cut my hair!
Derek: We need to talk.
Alex: No we don't we're doing just fine with our relationship.
Derek: Thats the problem. I can't be involved with someone who has better hair then me. I'm sorry but it's over.
Alex:I shaved off izzie's hair, would you mind if we can have a spare of yours for her wigs?
Derek:Absolutely! But first you have to pay for my credit card bill.
Alex: One, I'm in love with you. Two, I didn't really get married to Izzie. Three, I faked my way through med school. Four, I'm a transvestite. And five, I'm pregnant.
Alex: I need your wedding ring. Izzie is dying and I did not get her one. so please?
Derek:You already owe me a huge bill Karev.Offering me another one night stand will not do it.I'm not falling for this one again. And besides I already have Hunt.
Alex: No, I'm serious! This website has every tiny little detail about our lives! I mean, there's a CAPTION CONTEST with pictures from our everyday lives!
Derek: Karev, I was pretty sure you couldn't catch crazy, but...
May 15th, 2009 8:20 PM
Alex: I love you. So pick me, choose me, love me.
Derek: You know I can't live Hunt, he may strangle me!
Alex: Soooo... Im guessing you guys aren't into three somes
May 15th, 2009 8:44 PM
Alex: Look, every body in this show is dying. I think I'm next. Tell me what to do.
Derek: No matter what happens to Izzie, just don't have a heart attack, I'm sure they can't kill you otherwise... i'm just saying.
May 15th, 2009 9:02 PM
Alex: You want me to give you the money back
Derek: Yeah
Alex: Then give me the money for all of my cereal that you ate
May 15th, 2009 10:19 PM
Derek thinking this while Alek is talking.....Couldn't you just twitter me?
May 15th, 2009 10:44 PM
Derek: I'm very disappointed in you Alex. I never thought you would do this to me.
Alex: Look, I'm sorry I stole your hair gel but...I just wanted hair as great as yours!
May 15th, 2009 11:04 PM
so let me get this straight, no matter what i say or do, she's gonna forget about it in 5 minutes?
May 15th, 2009 11:55 PM
Seriously, I need to know. What hair products do you use?
May 16th, 2009 12:07 AM
Derek: Now that your wife is dead, you have to pay me back that 1,000,000 dollars for the wedding.
Alex: Damn, dead sick girls can spend it.
May 16th, 2009 12:20 AM
Alex: Seriously, I saved a lot of money using Geico...
May 16th, 2009 12:23 AM
Alex: I cant believe Shonda isnt Twittering about this until next season...
May 16th, 2009 12:38 AM
Alex: How am I going to live without her muffins?
May 16th, 2009 1:36 AM
Alex: You take care of my wife, and I'll take care of yours.
Derek: Sure....wait....what did you just say?
May 16th, 2009 1:38 AM
Derek: Don't worry- Izzie will pull through this, I know she will.
If Meredith has come back from the afterlife before, so can Izzie now. Trust me.
May 16th, 2009 5:00 AM
Alex: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Because I will cry!! I just want to know what the hell it is you use on your hair!!
May 16th, 2009 5:52 AM
Alex: So about this wedding, what do you say we call it even. If she dies, I pay you nothing. If she lives....
I still pay you nothing
Derek:....
May 16th, 2009 7:08 AM
Alex: C'mon! Now Izzie's screwing Denny and George in the afterlife, I need number 16 to cheer me up!
May 16th, 2009 7:13 AM
Alex: You did WHAT!?!?
Derek: It was AGES ago, we changed a crash victims face to look like Denny, and then when Ava went crazy we made her look like Izzie, and convinced her she was Izzie. Oh, and made that deer look like George.
Alex: So Ava, the deer and the crash victim is dead. But where is real Izzie and George?
Derek: Oh, their off playing 'Stevens Anatomy' in Russia. Oh, and they've been having an affair since season three.
May 16th, 2009 7:14 AM
Derek: I DON'T look like i'm pregnant! My scrubs are just really baggy!
May 16th, 2009 7:15 AM
Alex: When the chief said "Screw the DNR!", he didn't mean literally!
May 16th, 2009 9:11 AM
Derek: Alex, we need to talk.
Alex: Is this about our affair? Because no matter what, I still love you.
Derek: No, but look how much money I saved on hair products when I cut my hair!
May 16th, 2009 9:18 AM
Derek: We need to talk.
Alex: No we don't we're doing just fine with our relationship.
Derek: Thats the problem. I can't be involved with someone who has better hair then me. I'm sorry but it's over.
May 16th, 2009 9:33 AM
Alex:I shaved off izzie's hair, would you mind if we can have a spare of yours for her wigs?
Derek:Absolutely! But first you have to pay for my credit card bill.
May 16th, 2009 9:37 AM
Alex: Five things you don't know about me...
Derek: Oh god, this again?
Alex: One, I'm in love with you. Two, I didn't really get married to Izzie. Three, I faked my way through med school. Four, I'm a transvestite. And five, I'm pregnant.
May 16th, 2009 9:58 AM
Alex: I need your wedding ring. Izzie is dying and I did not get her one. so please?
Derek:You already owe me a huge bill Karev.Offering me another one night stand will not do it.I'm not falling for this one again. And besides I already have Hunt.
May 16th, 2009 10:02 AM
Alex: No, I'm serious! This website has every tiny little detail about our lives! I mean, there's a CAPTION CONTEST with pictures from our everyday lives!
Derek: Karev, I was pretty sure you couldn't catch crazy, but...