Don't kill my wife man, we need both our salaries to pay you back.
Amanda Says:
May 15th, 2009 4:23 PM
Alex: So my marrige was stupid because the bride was sick and yours wasn't even a real one.
Derek: The only worse thing now would be if this season ends with a cliffhanger that is totally unimaginative adn everyone saw comming.
AiLing Says:
May 15th, 2009 4:35 PM
Alex: You better make sure that Izzie comes out of the surgery alive, or else.....I'll rip your Dreamy hair off.
RyAnn Says:
May 15th, 2009 4:37 PM
Excuse me, what the heck did you just say Derek...
Jeremy Says:
May 15th, 2009 4:53 PM
Alex: Seriously...you don't know what snooching is?
Jeremy Says:
May 15th, 2009 4:55 PM
Alex: Seriously man, Izzie & I were just joking about that whole 'mastercard/priceless' comment...
Alex: Seriously? Izzie and George are getting it on in the Seattle Grace heaven?
Derek: Izzie likes men in uniforms.
amber lebarge Says:
May 15th, 2009 5:15 PM
Alex: If she dies you dont get your money back for that wedding...just so were clear.
Derek: This is a beautiful day to save a life...and get my money back.
ChelseaFC Says:
May 15th, 2009 5:16 PM
Derek:Can you believe that Shonda left us hangin like that?
Alex:Yeah seriously at least you don't have to wait like 3 months to find out if your wife kicks it or not.
McDreamy's Susan Says:
May 15th, 2009 6:16 PM
Alex: "So, Shepard, I have a very important question about Izzie to ask you- I really need your opinion on this."
Derek: "Ok, go ahead."
Alex: "Would it be better and quicker to use a pillow or to give her too much morphine?"
Derek: "WHAT?"
Alex: "Did I say that out loud? Oh, umm, never mind!"
becky Says:
May 15th, 2009 6:29 PM
Alex: A Post-It note? Seriously?
April Says:
May 15th, 2009 6:41 PM
Alex: Oh great...she's with Denny & George now...Do I gotta die to be with my wife?
April Says:
May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Alex: Don't give me those puppy dog eyes, I'm not going to sacrifice my wife just 'cause you want a honeymoon surgery.
April Says:
May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Derek: I have good news...
Alex: Oh thank God...
Derek: I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico...
Alex: WHAT?
Facial Says:
May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Alex(really dramatically) - Derek....you need to watch out. Meredith is going around sticking blue post-its that say "KICK ME!!" on everyone's backs.
Derek(thinking) - I hope she doesn't accidently stick our vows on someone....
Facial Says:
May 15th, 2009 6:47 PM
Derek - Alex...you look like you need a hug.
Hermy Says:
May 15th, 2009 6:56 PM
Alex: What do you mean by "I can't connect Shonda's brain to know happens next..." ?
May 15th, 2009 4:14 PM
Don't kill my wife man, we need both our salaries to pay you back.
May 15th, 2009 4:23 PM
Alex: So my marrige was stupid because the bride was sick and yours wasn't even a real one.
Derek: The only worse thing now would be if this season ends with a cliffhanger that is totally unimaginative adn everyone saw comming.
May 15th, 2009 4:35 PM
Alex: You better make sure that Izzie comes out of the surgery alive, or else.....I'll rip your Dreamy hair off.
May 15th, 2009 4:37 PM
Excuse me, what the heck did you just say Derek...
May 15th, 2009 4:53 PM
Alex: Seriously...you don't know what snooching is?
May 15th, 2009 4:55 PM
Alex: Seriously man, Izzie & I were just joking about that whole 'mastercard/priceless' comment...
May 15th, 2009 5:10 PM
Derek: You slept with my post it wife!!
alex: Not my fault im greiving for my dead wife plus she is so hot!!
May 15th, 2009 5:14 PM
Alex: Seriously? Izzie and George are getting it on in the Seattle Grace heaven?
Derek: Izzie likes men in uniforms.
May 15th, 2009 5:15 PM
Alex: If she dies you dont get your money back for that wedding...just so were clear.
Derek: This is a beautiful day to save a life...and get my money back.
May 15th, 2009 5:16 PM
Derek:Can you believe that Shonda left us hangin like that?
Alex:Yeah seriously at least you don't have to wait like 3 months to find out if your wife kicks it or not.
May 15th, 2009 6:16 PM
Alex: "So, Shepard, I have a very important question about Izzie to ask you- I really need your opinion on this."
Derek: "Ok, go ahead."
Alex: "Would it be better and quicker to use a pillow or to give her too much morphine?"
Derek: "WHAT?"
Alex: "Did I say that out loud? Oh, umm, never mind!"
May 15th, 2009 6:29 PM
Alex: A Post-It note? Seriously?
May 15th, 2009 6:41 PM
Alex: Oh great...she's with Denny & George now...Do I gotta die to be with my wife?
May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Alex: Don't give me those puppy dog eyes, I'm not going to sacrifice my wife just 'cause you want a honeymoon surgery.
May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Derek: I have good news...
Alex: Oh thank God...
Derek: I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico...
Alex: WHAT?
May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Alex(really dramatically) - Derek....you need to watch out. Meredith is going around sticking blue post-its that say "KICK ME!!" on everyone's backs.
Derek(thinking) - I hope she doesn't accidently stick our vows on someone....
May 15th, 2009 6:47 PM
Derek - Alex...you look like you need a hug.
May 15th, 2009 6:56 PM
Alex: What do you mean by "I can't connect Shonda's brain to know happens next..." ?
May 15th, 2009 7:12 PM
Alex: Pick me. Choose me. Love me.
May 15th, 2009 7:22 PM
Derek: Seriosly, we've gotta wait until September?
Alex: I swear I'm gonna march right into Shonda's office and smother her with a pillow.
May 15th, 2009 7:26 PM
Derek: I've just got my creditcard-bill from the wedding. 1,000 000 $!
Alex: Dude, to bad you can't smother that with a pillow!
May 15th, 2009 7:27 PM
(Grr, sorry for my typingerrors, pretend like you don't see'em)
May 15th, 2009 7:32 PM
Alex: Maybe we could just use more of your money to buy her a new brain...
Derek:...
May 15th, 2009 7:40 PM
Alex: dude I've got syph. . .
Derek: Again?!?!
May 15th, 2009 8:01 PM
So Alex the credit card bill came in the mail yesterday.