Guy: Thank you for telling us who really cut the LVAD wire. Alex Karev will be in gaoul for a long time for this...
George: (thinking) Good thing there's no such thing as Karma, other wise I'd get hit by a bus or something! *laughs*
Recruiter: And I shall call you army bait, and I will put you on the front line to fight for our country.
George: But sir, I don't-
Recruiter: Be quiet army bait. Now off you go!
GEORGE: "I have this feeling, am I gonna die today, sir?"
RECRUITER: "Stop asking! Because no matter what you ask, the answer is I don't know. I'm doing everything I can. Izzie’s life is in mortal danger. But there's not a lot I can say to comfort her and there's not a lot anybody can say to comfort me. I’m the head of ABC and this is my only bit part. I'm doing my best. Shonda is doing her best. Now I need you to do your best, and go wait for me at the bus stop, O'Malley!"
Taylor Margot Says:
May 26th, 2009 11:57 AM
Guy: Well O'mally are you aware of our rules?
George: Yessir. I am friends with a few soldiers.
Guy: Alright then. Just keep your hands to yourself and there will be no problems.
George: Sir I'm not--
Guy: No need to explain. You can't help it; no worries. Welcome to the army son.
George: *blank stare* Thanks
Jeremy Says:
May 26th, 2009 1:36 PM
George: That's a lovely duck lamp sir.
Recruiter: I'll make you a deal - you join & I'll throw the duck lamp in for free.
George: Consider me joined!
Jeremy Says:
May 26th, 2009 1:43 PM
George **passes gas**
Recruiter: What was that?
George: Nothing sir, it was nothing.
Recuirter: You can't wait til you get on the battlefield to start using your stink bombs?!?!?
Jeremy Says:
May 26th, 2009 1:44 PM
**OR**
George **passes gas**
Recruiter: What was that?
George: Nothing sir, it was nothing.
Recuirter: You can't wait til you get on the battlefield to start using your tear gas?!?!?
Jeremy Says:
May 26th, 2009 1:50 PM
Recruiter: I bet you wouldn't take me for a psychic, huh?
George: No way!! Do you happen to see anything in my future?
Recruiter **closes his eyes for a moment** I see the words "running dog."
George: Wow, I get my own Native American name!!
Recruiter: Nope, that's the symbol for Greyhound buslines.
Recruiter: Welcome to the army.
George: Welcome to the army.
Recruiter: No, YOU are joining the army.
George: No, YOU are joining the army.
Recruiter: Stop copying me!
George: Stop copying me!
Recruiter: If you don't, I'll shove a woman in front of a bus and it'll be all you're fault! *runs outside*
George: If you do- wait, WHAT!?! *follows*
"Welcome to heaven O'Malley. Your roomate is Denny Duquette. Be careful, he's a stalker."
"George: Look, the girl I slept with while I was married and the other one I slept with before I got married just got married to their boyfriends, and ones pregnant and one has cancer, and my ex-wife is a lesbian. I REALLY need to get in this army. "
"Welcome to heaven O'Malley. Your roomate is Denny Duquette. Be careful, he's a stalker."
"George: Look, the girl I slept with while I was married and the other one I slept with before I got married just got married to their boyfriends, and ones pregnant and one has cancer, and my ex-wife is a lesbian. I REALLY need to get in this army. "
Love those two!
McDreamy's Susan Says:
May 27th, 2009 6:04 PM
Recruiter: "Ok that's it O'Malley--- welcome to the Army and as they say, break a leg!"
George: "Hey, don't jinx me or anything!"
Recruiter:You're annoying me,O'Malley.Get lost.Go play in traffic.
George:Sir,do you mean that literally,or-
Recruiter:GO!!
Bo Says:
May 28th, 2009 1:25 AM
welcome aboard, nurse.
April Says:
May 28th, 2009 8:58 AM
Recruiter: So, you got a Wii?
George: No thanks, I just went to the little boys room before I came in here.
Recruiter: I was talking about the game system.
Bo Says:
May 28th, 2009 4:10 PM
George: is this heaven?
Recruiter: No, this is army.
May 25th, 2009 3:50 PM
george: just to let you know... im gay sir.
recruiter: don't ask don't tell son.
May 25th, 2009 7:52 PM
Welcome to heaven O'Malley. Your roomate is Denny Duquette. Be careful, he's a stalker.
^ LOL I love that one!!! And all of the bus-related ones!
May 26th, 2009 3:36 AM
George: Thank you Sir! For some reason, I am afraid to let go of your hand...I feel like something bad is going to happen if I do!
Recruiter: Ha! Youre just paranoid! What? You think you'll get hit by a bus or something? Pfft. Go on, get outta here!
May 26th, 2009 5:39 AM
Guy: Thank you for telling us who really cut the LVAD wire. Alex Karev will be in gaoul for a long time for this...
George: (thinking) Good thing there's no such thing as Karma, other wise I'd get hit by a bus or something! *laughs*
May 26th, 2009 5:48 AM
Recruiter: Welcome to the 'I've been hit by a bus for a girl' club...
May 26th, 2009 6:16 AM
Recruiter: And I shall call you army bait, and I will put you on the front line to fight for our country.
George: But sir, I don't-
Recruiter: Be quiet army bait. Now off you go!
May 26th, 2009 6:38 AM
Recruiter: "So, you feel like you're going to die today?"
George: "Yeah, and I think my conditioner stopped working."
May 26th, 2009 7:40 AM
GEORGE: "I have this feeling, am I gonna die today, sir?"
RECRUITER: "Stop asking! Because no matter what you ask, the answer is I don't know. I'm doing everything I can. Izzie’s life is in mortal danger. But there's not a lot I can say to comfort her and there's not a lot anybody can say to comfort me. I’m the head of ABC and this is my only bit part. I'm doing my best. Shonda is doing her best. Now I need you to do your best, and go wait for me at the bus stop, O'Malley!"
May 26th, 2009 11:57 AM
Guy: Well O'mally are you aware of our rules?
George: Yessir. I am friends with a few soldiers.
Guy: Alright then. Just keep your hands to yourself and there will be no problems.
George: Sir I'm not--
Guy: No need to explain. You can't help it; no worries. Welcome to the army son.
George: *blank stare* Thanks
May 26th, 2009 1:36 PM
George: That's a lovely duck lamp sir.
Recruiter: I'll make you a deal - you join & I'll throw the duck lamp in for free.
George: Consider me joined!
May 26th, 2009 1:43 PM
George **passes gas**
Recruiter: What was that?
George: Nothing sir, it was nothing.
Recuirter: You can't wait til you get on the battlefield to start using your stink bombs?!?!?
May 26th, 2009 1:44 PM
**OR**
George **passes gas**
Recruiter: What was that?
George: Nothing sir, it was nothing.
Recuirter: You can't wait til you get on the battlefield to start using your tear gas?!?!?
May 26th, 2009 1:50 PM
Recruiter: I bet you wouldn't take me for a psychic, huh?
George: No way!! Do you happen to see anything in my future?
Recruiter **closes his eyes for a moment** I see the words "running dog."
George: Wow, I get my own Native American name!!
Recruiter: Nope, that's the symbol for Greyhound buslines.
May 26th, 2009 4:24 PM
Recruiter: im your new officer.
George: im gay.
Recruiter: me too!
Goerge: we're going to get along nicely!
May 26th, 2009 4:26 PM
( nothing agains the lesbians and gay community out there, i just didn't feel right saying this. )
May 26th, 2009 11:08 PM
George:[thinking] I better not come back all screwed up and STRAGLE Izzie! [Thats right i LOVE izzie!]
May 27th, 2009 10:19 AM
Recruiter: Welcome to the army.
George: Welcome to the army.
Recruiter: No, YOU are joining the army.
George: No, YOU are joining the army.
Recruiter: Stop copying me!
George: Stop copying me!
Recruiter: If you don't, I'll shove a woman in front of a bus and it'll be all you're fault! *runs outside*
George: If you do- wait, WHAT!?! *follows*
May 27th, 2009 1:01 PM
"Welcome to heaven O'Malley. Your roomate is Denny Duquette. Be careful, he's a stalker."
"George: Look, the girl I slept with while I was married and the other one I slept with before I got married just got married to their boyfriends, and ones pregnant and one has cancer, and my ex-wife is a lesbian. I REALLY need to get in this army. "
Love those two!
May 27th, 2009 1:01 PM
"Welcome to heaven O'Malley. Your roomate is Denny Duquette. Be careful, he's a stalker."
"George: Look, the girl I slept with while I was married and the other one I slept with before I got married just got married to their boyfriends, and ones pregnant and one has cancer, and my ex-wife is a lesbian. I REALLY need to get in this army. "
Love those two!
May 27th, 2009 6:04 PM
Recruiter: "Ok that's it O'Malley--- welcome to the Army and as they say, break a leg!"
George: "Hey, don't jinx me or anything!"
May 27th, 2009 9:09 PM
Do I have a firm enough hand shake to make it...
May 27th, 2009 11:20 PM
Recruiter:You're annoying me,O'Malley.Get lost.Go play in traffic.
George:Sir,do you mean that literally,or-
Recruiter:GO!!
May 28th, 2009 1:25 AM
welcome aboard, nurse.
May 28th, 2009 8:58 AM
Recruiter: So, you got a Wii?
George: No thanks, I just went to the little boys room before I came in here.
Recruiter: I was talking about the game system.
May 28th, 2009 4:10 PM
George: is this heaven?
Recruiter: No, this is army.