Meredith: Our relationship next season it has to have rules. Rule no. 1 you can't just cast me aside for any of your ex-wives or doe-eyed girlfriends. Rule no. 2 no talking about fathers, i haven't sorted out my daddy issues yet. And rule no. 3 no giving me the face Derek: the face? Meredith: the Mcdreamy, i'm a perfect boyfriend, love of your life, come on mount me right now face. Derek: Meredith, Rose is pregnant. I've asked her father for her hand in marriage, it's the right thing to do. Meredith: Breaking rules 1, 2 & C Lexi: That relationship was doomed from the start.
ashley Says: August 2nd, 2008 10:55 AM
meredith: hey derek did you break-up with rose yet? derek: yes of course i did. why do you ask? meredith:oh no reason. it is just that i am pregnant and the baby is yours. derek: great now the big question again will you marry me meredith: yes of course i will!!!!!!!!! (both kiss)
Meredith: Did you break up with Rose? Derek: Yeah... Meredith: So... How did she take that? Derek: Good. She said that she understand. Nurse: Lexie! They call you on psychiatry section. Some patient named Rose has runaway!
Meredith : Derek, I have something to tell you. Derek : I have something to tell you too. Meredith and Derek (together) : I'm / Rose's pregnant! Meredith and Derek (together) : WHAT!?
lanci Says: August 2nd, 2008 5:04 AM
derek:hey have you seen rose?i didn't get the chance to break up with her yesterday so i will do it today. meredith:ahhh,yeah i'm sure she is somewhere around here... lexie:what did you do to her? mer:oh i am sure she's just hanging around. rose(somewhere in the hospital):can't somebody... please... help me.i can't...bre...athe!
Meredith: I'm only telling you this because I'm trying to trust you.
Derek: Ok. "Truth time"
Meredith: 1. I uhh...went through therapy when you left for Rose.
Derek: Therapy?
Meredith: Shut up! There's no judgement here. 2. I kept your underwear from our first night...
Derek: I showed up for work on my first day without undies?
Meredith: I'm not done yet. I'm telling you the truth here. So don't comment, or make face in any way. 3. The land...it got burnt from the candles last night. 4. I'm pregnant and 5. Most of all, I'm in love with you. That's it!
merderluv Says: August 1st, 2008 8:41 PM
meredith:oh. hey derek. derek:hey! you look real flushed. (puts hand on meredith's forehead) and your burning up. meredith:um, yeah, i just found out some big news. derek:what kind of news? meredith:life changing kind of news. derek:well whats the news? meredith:well... derek: (gets a page on his pager) ooo i gotta go. i'm sorry. tell me later. meredith:sure. i'm just 4 months pregnant.
Meredith: Your with Rose now, i'd rather be with my creepy sister who's ingering in the background. Derek: She is a little creepy...dont make eye contact!
vivace Says: August 1st, 2008 5:55 PM
Lexie: Meredith, you wanted me to let you know when the on call room was free...
Derek: We'll get right in there, as soon as I win this staring contest!
Meredith: Those aren't my eyes you're staring at, Dr. Shepard!
vivace Says: August 1st, 2008 5:53 PM
Lexie: Meredith, you wanted me to let you know when the on call room was free...
Derek: We'll get right in there, as soon as I win this staring contest!
Meredith: What is that look for? Derek: Oh nothing *smiles* Meredith: (thinking) hes up to something... Derek: (thinking) wait until she shes what I did to our candle house... Lexis: (thinking) OHGod, they did the McNaughty... if i see them look at each other like that again, I think I'm going to be sick!
die_lexie_grey Says: August 1st, 2008 3:45 PM
Derek: Why are you bright and shiny? I thought we agreed on the fact that you are dark and twisty inside. Meredith: Well, yeah I am, but I´m starting to believe in happy endings. Derek: Why now? Why not back then when I told you my famous "I want to build us a house" speech? Meredith: It´s just that if even Carrie and Mr. Big get to live happily ever after, get married and build a life together eventhough he pretty much abandons her at the beginning, we can do it too. Derek: Seriously? Lexie: Yes, seriously. Love conquers all.
Jess Says: August 1st, 2008 3:06 PM
Derek: what are you hiding behind your back? Meredith: nothing .. your gonna be late for surgery Lexie: Meredith let go of rose's hair
krystel Says: August 1st, 2008 2:53 PM
Derek: You're pretty Meredith: I know *smiles widely* Lexie: oh please.. *rolls her eyes*
August 2nd, 2008 12:04 PM
Meredith: Our relationship next season it has to have rules. Rule no. 1 you can't just cast me aside for any of your ex-wives or doe-eyed girlfriends. Rule no. 2 no talking about fathers, i haven't sorted out my daddy issues yet. And rule no. 3 no giving me the face
Derek: the face?
Meredith: the Mcdreamy, i'm a perfect boyfriend, love of your life, come on mount me right now face.
Derek: Meredith, Rose is pregnant. I've asked her father for her hand in marriage, it's the right thing to do.
Meredith: Breaking rules 1, 2 & C
Lexi: That relationship was doomed from the start.
August 2nd, 2008 10:55 AM
meredith: hey derek did you break-up with rose yet?
derek: yes of course i did. why do you ask?
meredith:oh no reason. it is just that i am pregnant and the baby is yours.
derek: great now the big question again will you marry me
meredith: yes of course i will!!!!!!!!!
(both kiss)
August 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM
Meredith: Did you break up with Rose?
Derek: Yeah...
Meredith: So... How did she take that?
Derek: Good. She said that she understand.
Nurse: Lexie! They call you on psychiatry section. Some patient named Rose has runaway!
August 2nd, 2008 10:31 AM
McTwisted Dreams Says:
August 1st, 2008 9:15 PM
this is funny..great job McTwisted dreams!
August 2nd, 2008 10:25 AM
Meredith: Derek, would you be my Maid of Honor?
Lexie (thinking): Dammit! I thought she would choose me.
August 2nd, 2008 9:29 AM
Meredith (thinks): Oh my god, I'm not here!
Derek (thinks): Okey somethings up, I've got to say something smart!
August 2nd, 2008 7:25 AM
Meredith (smiling) : Hi.
Derek (smiling McDreamily) : Hi..
August 2nd, 2008 7:22 AM
Meredith : Derek, I have something to tell you.
Derek : I have something to tell you too.
Meredith and Derek (together) : I'm / Rose's pregnant!
Meredith and Derek (together) : WHAT!?
August 2nd, 2008 5:04 AM
derek:hey have you seen rose?i didn't get the chance to break up with her yesterday so i will do it today.
meredith:ahhh,yeah i'm sure she is somewhere around here...
lexie:what did you do to her?
mer:oh i am sure she's just hanging around.
rose(somewhere in the hospital):can't somebody... please... help me.i can't...bre...athe!
August 1st, 2008 11:43 PM
Meredith: I went over my ummm... insurance limit of 20 therapy sessions.
Derek: Over 20 therapy sessions? Wow.
Meredith: *glares* So I was wondering, since Rose was the reason I went through therapy in the first place, could you get her to pay the bill?!
August 1st, 2008 11:10 PM
Derek: Hi Meredith!
Meredith: Hey Derek!|Did you tell Rose about....
Derek: About us? yes. It's fixed now
Meredith: Oh that's great. At least our conscience are clear now.
Derek: So....(derek's flirting)
Meredith: What?
Derek: I dropped by at the on call room and its free. What do you think?
Meredith: Ok, c'mon Mcnaughty..
August 1st, 2008 10:51 PM
All really funny guys!!! I actually laughed out loud a bunch of times!! Good job!
August 1st, 2008 9:26 PM
I love Merderluv's it great!! there are also alot of other great ones! i just wish i could think of a good one!!
August 1st, 2008 9:15 PM
Meredith: 5 things you don't know about me.
Lexie: Oh God not this again...
Meredith: I'm only telling you this because I'm trying to trust you.
Derek: Ok. "Truth time"
Meredith: 1. I uhh...went through therapy when you left for Rose.
Derek: Therapy?
Meredith: Shut up! There's no judgement here. 2. I kept your underwear from our first night...
Derek: I showed up for work on my first day without undies?
Meredith: I'm not done yet. I'm telling you the truth here. So don't comment, or make face in any way. 3. The land...it got burnt from the candles last night. 4. I'm pregnant and 5. Most of all, I'm in love with you. That's it!
August 1st, 2008 8:41 PM
meredith:oh. hey derek.
derek:hey! you look real flushed. (puts hand on meredith's forehead) and your burning up.
meredith:um, yeah, i just found out some big news.
derek:what kind of news?
meredith:life changing kind of news.
derek:well whats the news?
meredith:well...
derek: (gets a page on his pager) ooo i gotta go. i'm sorry. tell me later.
meredith:sure. i'm just 4 months pregnant.
August 1st, 2008 8:31 PM
Lexie: What was with retrieving the bottle of wine from the bin?
Meredith: What bottle of wine?
Derek: -winces-
August 1st, 2008 8:12 PM
Derek: What are you doing?
Meredith: Just staring you down...
Derek: Why?
Meredith: To get you to dump Rose. Is it working?
August 1st, 2008 7:02 PM
Meredith: Your with Rose now, i'd rather be with my creepy sister who's ingering in the background.
Derek: She is a little creepy...dont make eye contact!
August 1st, 2008 5:55 PM
Lexie: Meredith, you wanted me to let you know when the on call room was free...
Derek: We'll get right in there, as soon as I win this staring contest!
Meredith: Those aren't my eyes you're staring at, Dr. Shepard!
August 1st, 2008 5:53 PM
Lexie: Meredith, you wanted me to let you know when the on call room was free...
Derek: We'll get right in there, as soon as I win this staring contest!
August 1st, 2008 5:52 PM
Meredith: Lexie, which one of us is taller?
Lexie: Derek.
Meredith: What if I stand up straight?
August 1st, 2008 4:59 PM
Meredith: What is that look for?
Derek: Oh nothing *smiles*
Meredith: (thinking) hes up to something...
Derek: (thinking) wait until she shes what I did to our candle house...
Lexis: (thinking) OHGod, they did the McNaughty... if i see them look at each other like that again, I think I'm going to be sick!
August 1st, 2008 3:45 PM
Derek: Why are you bright and shiny? I thought we agreed on the fact that you are dark and twisty inside.
Meredith: Well, yeah I am, but I´m starting to believe in happy endings.
Derek: Why now? Why not back then when I told you my famous "I want to build us a house" speech?
Meredith: It´s just that if even Carrie and Mr. Big get to live happily ever after, get married and build a life together eventhough he pretty much abandons her at the beginning, we can do it too.
Derek: Seriously?
Lexie: Yes, seriously. Love conquers all.
August 1st, 2008 3:06 PM
Derek: what are you hiding behind your back?
Meredith: nothing .. your gonna be late for surgery
Lexie: Meredith let go of rose's hair
August 1st, 2008 2:53 PM
Derek: You're pretty
Meredith: I know *smiles widely*
Lexie: oh please.. *rolls her eyes*