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  1. merder4everr Says:

    Mark: I am a mess, this whole new leaf thing, and derek's getting laid.
    Izzie: Derek has a girlfriend.
    Mark: Yah, about to be EX. He misses meredith.
    izzie; god, thank god, meredith has been insane this last month or so.
    mark: on call room in 10?
    izzie: NEw LEAF! no.
    mark: why are WE talking?
    izzie, well, none patients, i have no clue.

  2. AllINeed Says:

    Sloan: On call room, now.
    Izzie: Not today, I've already done it with Alex and George...
    Sloan: And I thought I was a slut..

  3. Yolanda Says:

    Mark: Why are two gorgeous specimens like us alone?
    Izzie: Well I'm sure it's God's way of punishing us for messing with other people's spouses!

  4. Disgusted Says:

    Your scene of Hahn and Calli kissing is aboslutely disgusting. I've lost the love! Not sure I'll continue to be one of your biggest fans with that kind of content.

  5. MrsMcdreamy Says:

    Izzie: Hey, Dr. Sloan?
    McSteamy: I wasn't thinking about sex... STOP HARRASSING ME!
    Izzie: *confused* I was just going to ask you what you think I should tell Alex.
    Sloan: Oh, well I don't know. Pregnancies have to do with sex, and no sex for me. I'm turning over a new leaf.
    Izzie:*laughs hysterically*

  6. Möchtegern-Ellite Says:

    Izzi: Dr. Sloan may I ask you something?
    Sloan: You can ask me everythink you want... oh no wait you can not ask me why I haven't called you after the sex we had together!!!
    Izzi: No I wasn't gonna ask you that, it's about... wait a minute... we had sex together???
    Sloan: Why are you asking me that? Am I supposed to know? ...I don't think so!!!
    Izzi: Yeah I can't remember having sex with yu, but you just that that you haven't called me!!!
    Sloan: Yeah that's actually the only reason I can think off if a woman wants to talk to me!!! ...Did that just sound weird? ...
    Izzi: Ehmmmm... am I talking as a woman or as ...
    Sloan: Just forget about it...
    Izzi: No, that's too good to not talk about.
    Sloan: Did I told you that Erica kissed Callie.
    Izzi: WHAT????
    SLoan *thinking* : I hope she'll forget our conversation now... why didn't I sleept with her...she's hot - "starring at her ass as she goes by"!

  7. iloveder Says:

    haha! I love Yolanda's!

  8. Elaine Says:

    Izzie: Your hair...
    Mark: What? What about it?
    Izzie: It looks less whorey.
    Mark: I told you! NEW LEAF!

  9. GoAwayAva Says:

    Mark: What??
    Izzy: Listen, cut the holier than thou act - a manwhore is a manwhore is a manwhore. On call room??

  10. Laurie Says:

    Izzie: Ummm, Sloan, I am the only woman you haven't slept with in the whole hospital. Why is that?
    Sloan: The chief asked me not too! The hospital is on a less fat kick and he's afraid of all the muffins you will bake when I don't call you after!
    Izzie: But I make great muffins!

  11. McSerisouly04 Says:

    Izzie: You look like you just saw a ghost or something.

    Sloan: I just saw Erica Hahn and Tores make out in the elevator.

    Izzie: Oh that's ... that's awkward.

    Sloan: It was extremely hot and I still don't want a threesome. I quite worried about myself.

    Izzie: Ok, we need to get you admitted and get a neuro consult or a shrink. You're not yourself today if you're turning down a threesome.

  12. LoveThursdays Says:

    Mark: I just realized I forgot to put on deodorant.

    Izzie: I didn't need to know that.

  13. lisey Says:

    Sloan: wanna hv sex? i really need to hv sex.
    izzie: i do but i gotta go tell alex avas not pregnant. damnit!!

  14. die_lexie_grey Says:

    Izzie: I need you to do me a favor. Please?
    Mark: What do you need me to do?
    Izzie: You have to do Rebecca.

  15. london chic Says:

    Mark: Y'know Stevens, we're pretty similar actually. You're always gonna have a thing for Alex and I'm always gonna be a whore...
    Izzie: Leaf! Think of the leaf Sloan! Keep turning the darn thing over, you'll succeed one day.

  16. GREYSFANATIC89 Says:

    IZZIE: so.. let me get this straight,, you want me to ACT like im goign out with you so you look like less of a whore?..... SERIOUSLY?!

    SLOAN: ya... and whats with this use of seriously all the time..?

    IZZIE: first of all... i would look like even more of a WHORE... first alex, then denny, and i just broke up george and callie's marriage.....besdies your not my type.

    SLOAN: well..... it would be for a good cause.. and for the record im EVERYONES type....

  17. BABack Says:

    Izzie: But I want to start writing for this show now.

    Sloan: Don't quit your day job.

  18. iloveder Says:

    Izzie: What do you mean you're quitting the Adultutous Whores club?
    Sloan: As I said, I'm turning over a new leaf. From now on, if you want this, you're gonna get this.
    Izzie: Eew. Plus, now I'll be all alone!
    Sloan: Don't worry. Mabye George will join.

  19. juliebulie Says:

    Mark: Hey, I accidentally dropped Ava's chart down my pants. Can you grab it for me?

    Izzie: You're such a manwhore.

    Mark: I know. So, will you grab it or not?

    Izzie: Ewww

  20. addie Says:

    Mark: What's so funny?
    Izzie: You have a zit on your forehead.
    Mark: WHERE? WHERE?

  21. Tegan Says:

    Mark: I didnt know it was bring a hot blonde to work day today!

    Izzie: *cough* that's old *cough*

  22. Baback Says:

    Izzie: You need a haircut.

    Mark: Really?

  23. getoverit Says:

    mark: doctor stevens i think you could help me out, with my goldy locks fantasy!

    izzie: not unless you get rid of the pezz dispenser do!

  24. She'sGotMyMcLife! Says:

    Izzie: Seriously, Mark?! Are you kidding me?! You know, I'm disappointed in you. I thought you had grown..
    Mark: What? What'd I do? All I asked for was a bone-dry cappacino! I like it better from the cart in the front, by the way.

  25. McFanatic Says:

    Izzie: I've been with everyone on the set, let's go, on call room, now!
    Sloan: Rose, she's pure, innocent and totally vulnerable. She's mine...
    Izzie: What about an Rose and Izzie-licious sandwich?

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