Grey’s Anatomy Caption Contest XCIX
Welcome, Grey’s Anatomy fans across the globe, to the 99th Grey’s Anatomy Insider Caption Contest, our Monday morning, fan-favorite tradition.
As always, it was a very tough decision because so many of you send in captions that are very funny. But since we have to pick, we chose marmar. Congrats!
The winning reply appears under the picture below. Scroll down to read the full list of (funny) caption submissions that we received during the past week!
Thank you to each and every one of you, our loyal readers, for playing the Caption Contest and making Grey’s Anatomy Insider the #1 Grey’s Anatomy fan site.
Here is this week’s Caption Contest image:
Izzie: “Woah. George, your face looks just like Alex’s did when you punched him.”
George: “Yeah, the look of your face when you give someone syphilis and when you cheat on you wife are surprisingly similar.”
George: I can’t believe you did it..
Izzy: I…I am so sorry George, I couldn’t help myself..
George: But eating my last Rolo, that’s just mean!
Izzie: George, I know your mad, but can you please stop looking at me like that. I can’t breathe when you look at me that way!
George: Am I that attractive?
Izzie: I mean I literally can’t breathe… you stink of vodka
George: Can you believe 63% of greysanatomyinsider.com voters don’t think we should be a couple.
George: Izzie, just say it.
Izzie: I slept with Alex.
Izzie: George….I am your father…
George: So you’re saying….I “did it” with my father?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??
Izzie: I know this has drug on for months but I swear, it’s almost over.
Izzie: i’m just curious Geirge..-haha, Curious George! Anyway just tell me!
George: for the last time, i don’t have Syphilis now!
katie: how did u like “27 dresses”?
tr: i didn’t like it, but then i saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up..!
Izzie: George, we’re friends. And because we’re friends I believe that I can tell you this and we will be okay.
George: What is it?
Izzie: …you look like hell. worse than hell actually. alot worse. like i actually can’t look at you anymore.
George: Seriously?
Izzie: “It’s not my fault Mark offered me his pickle and not you. I’m so sorry, George.”
George: “I’m not mad, really, I’m not… .”
George: “I’m possessed by all of you hot doctors and I can’t stop. Who will be with next?”
George: “Izzie…just tell me the truth, what do you think of “Desperate Housewives”?
Izzie: “George I can’t breathe…”
George: “Do I really make you that uncomfortable?”
Izzie:”No…it’s just…you REALLY stink.”
George:”Now that just hurts my feelings!”
T.R.: I can’t believe the writers used us as a horrible rating ploy. Now what are we gonna do on the show?
Katherine: Well, now we can just fool around in the on call room.
T.R.: But isn’t that what the viewers don’t want?
Katherine: No, WE can fool around in the on call room. Nobody will care.
GEORGE: I don’t know if I can keep up with the Grey’s Anatomy sex scandals anymore… I’m TIRED Izzy, TIRED!
IZZY: Yeah… Tired… Is that your excuse this time for our own lousy sex life? Seriously George, you’re embarrassing me.
George: I can’t believe WE were chosen to be a ratings ploy…I feel empty…used.
Izzie: Now I know how The Others felt on Lost
George: Can you believe that not even three months ago, the majority of people here wanted us together and now the majority don’t
Izzie: I guess those annoying Gizzie fans were right, they have really given up on the show, we chased them away, yay!
Izzie: I probably should have told you yesterday….I have syphilis.
Izzie: George, you can’t keep sulking around just because “Bionic Woman” was cancelled!
George: I just feel so bad for Burke
Izzie: Seriously!
Izzie: “So I decided…to stay because The hsow can’t gp on without me…”
George: “Stevens Anatomy?”
“The point is you saw Cloverfield, George”
KH:”I can’t believe you said the S word..”
TR:”The S word?”
KH:”Strike!”
Izzie: George, i have terrible news.
George: What? what is it? .. seriously im worried about this horrible thing you told me you think you are.
Izzie: George.. your good, your way to good, you know that right?.. ok, don´t scared and don´t get mad.. it’s just that .. i think im lesbian. I think i got a crush on Meredith.
George: What?!.. oh God, that bad is the sex with me?
George: I´m sad and i stink.. i got drunk last night, im a looser!
Izzie: Your telling me, that you got drunk without me?.. Seriously George?!
George: I know, i know.. im sorry!.. it´s just that I love you so much, and because of it I didn´t want that you were getting drunk with me. Your not a looser.
Izzie: Woah. George, your face looks just like Alex’s did when you punched him.
George: Yeah, the look of your face when you give someone syphilis and when you cheat on you wife are surprisingly similar.
please make the 100th one derek and meredith!!!!!!! b/c like shonda says they r going to be toghether forever and McThorny plant can literally go die in a pot!!!!!!!!!
KH: Wow TR make-up did a really good job making you look plastered!
TR: Ummm I haven’t been to make-up yet.
EP:(practicing narration) and sometimes … life is awkward, even with the ones we know the best
George: i thought we agreed not to talk about what happened in the bathroom that time….
George: Do I suck in bed?
Izzie: I can assess, in time.
izzy: (thinking)…a puppy…he looks like a sad puppy…how can I hurt a puppy!
(First day of work at seattle grace, a year ago)
Izzie: Hi, my name is Izzie, are you ok, you don’t look so well?
George: I have the flu, it sucks.
Izzie, thinking: I would have to be extremely drunk and depressed to sleep with him!
Geaorge, thinking: Man she’s hot, I wonder if I will ever get to sleep with her. Nah, she’ll probably sleep with doctor shepard. I should go for the brown haired girl, Meredith.
Izzie - There is something I have’nt told you.
George - What?
Izzie - I’m Izzie
George - I know that
Izzie - I’m Izzie O’Malley
George: Now that we’re through, should I get back with Callie?
Izzie: What about me? You can’t just get over me that quickly. Besides, Callie is a total freak and doesn’t wash her hands.
george: i cant beleive we did that
izzie: ummmmmmmmmm
Izzie: Was Bambi a phase? You took everyone to bed… Olivia, Meredith, Callie… Who’s next? Christina?
George: You don’t get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I would screw, and cheat my wife the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys laughing at me and all the obvious high school issues, who cares? Because I was done. You left me. You chose Shonda. I’m trying to be Bambi again. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don’t get to call me a whore.
LOLZ. I love Derek Loves Meredith and Shonda Says So! So Back off Rose and Hermy’s captions.
George: Oh god….oh man….oh geez
Izzie: George…George are you ok?
George: I just saw Mer getting McDreamied in the on-call room……
Izzie: Ok and?
George: Callie was in there…..
Izzie: Oh god! What was she doing….
George: Sleeping…right above them…..
i love Hermy’s! =D
Izzie: George it’s been 4 seasons, and you still have to buy me those tampons that I asked for.
George: I’ am a Man!!!
I am a MerDer fan, DarkandTwistyLee!
Izzie: Did you see the Grey’s Anatomy episode yeasterday?
George: Yeh. It’s like they have seen our life, and put it on tv.
Izzie: You know Alex is hiding near here don’t you?
George: Yeah, I think I saw one of his devil horns peak around the corner.
Izzie: He’s trying to find out the scoop on Gizzie, huh?
George: Yeah. (screaming, as if to Alex) Come on out you Spyph spy, you can find out the Gizzie secrets on April 24, like the rest of us.
Izzie: Yeah, your’e creeping me out you lurker.
Izzie: So, it’s really over between us?
George: (nods slowly) Yeah.
Izzie: Okay, well I guess we can go back to being sisters. (Laughs) We can be like sexy sisters.
George: I am not your sister! And tampon is not my middle name.
Izzie: Fine, fine George. We’re not sisters then.
George: Or sexy sisters.
Izzie: Okay, no sexy sisters. Well, can just be sexy then. Sexy. Sexy friends.
George: (turns to Izzie) What with all the sexy?
Izzie: I don’t know, I’m falling apart. How about…friends?
George: (smiles) Friends. (pauses, then adds) Best of.
Izzie: “Again, George, I am SO sorry! I was just trying to spice up our dull and unrewarding sex life. How was I supposed to know the “box of fun” would turn out to be a nightmare?”
George: “I did indeed chip a tooth- are you happy now? ”
Izzie:” Next time wear the mouth guard that’s in the box, ok?”
George: Callie just told me she’s pregnant, and it is my child.
Izzie: That’s great. *Thinking* Crap, how am I supposed to tell him that I’m pregnant with his child too?
Izzie: “Oh NO George, PLEASE don’t cut your hair yourself again! I don’t think I can take waiting for it to grow out again!”
Izzie: You really want to know what’s wrong?! I’m PREGNANT! I thought you were using a condom!
George: But you said “Just do it! and I thought….”
Izzie: Other than being a good idea for a movie….this sucks!
George: So… this is it, then? We´re breaking up?
Izzie: I´m so sorry, George. I love you, I really do. But I cannot live without good sex in my life.
George: Yeah, me neither.
Izzie: You ate HOW MUCH CHILI?
“Let me guess, your excuse is…you have Justin Chamber’s sleeping disorder too?”
v/o: chemistry…either you’ve got it, or you don’t..!
Izzie: George…
George: Yeah?
Izzie: You need a serious makeover.
Izzie: You’re not ready for this.
George: No.
Izzie: I asked for too much.
George: I think so.
Izzie: So, this is it?
George: Yeah.
Izzie: We’re breaking up?
George: We’re breaking up.
Izzie: [Walks to George] We’re broken up.
George: It’s done.
Izzie: Break-up kiss?
George: Break-up kiss.
Izzie: And some break-up sex?
George: No, please. Have mercy!
Izzie: Oh my god… you have syphilis again, don’t you?
(Izzie walks in to George in Locker Room)
Izzie: I just wanted to talk…
George: Izzie, stop.
Izzie: Stop what? All I am asking is..
George: Izzie. Stop. I can’t think. You’re making it hard…to think.
Izzie: George I-
George: Iz, stop. Just leave it all alone. Drop it. It’s over with. I can’t even be around you-
Izzie: George-
George: Leave.
Izzie: What?!
George: Leave.
Izzie: No, I won’t, I-
George: Then I will.
(George gets up to and leave locker room)
Izzie: Friendship helps us with love issues, but what can we do when they are all in the same person? What can we do?
George: We are going to be fine, just fine.
Izzie: Fine, just fine
George: Seriously?
Izzie: Seriously George! We need, it we need it!
George: But you are Izzie and I’m George, Gizzie doenst do Kamazutra, isn’t enought with Sex for Dummies?
Izzie: Seriously?
Izzie: Did you know tampoms do better than you?
George: Izzie, you are mean…
Izzie: George you look like youve seen a ghost!
George: No worse, i walked in on merideth ant the chief in bed together.