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  1. me Says:

    Izzie: This strike sucks. All that's airing are re-runs and reality T.V. Bailey, what do we do?

    Bailey: How about trying out for American Idol? I hear you do a great drunken ballad of Benny and the Jets, and George's Sexyback is poppin'!

    Izzie: Poppin' ?

  2. Sam123 Says:

    Bailey: What do you mean you slept with George?

  3. shred Says:

    Izzie & Bailey: (in unison) What are you doing?
    Izzie & Bailey: (in unison) I'm staring you down.

  4. Mcdreamy's lover Says:

    Izzie: When can I work with cardio again?
    Bailey: When I'm so happy, I'm Mary Freakin' Poppins!

  5. Kelly Says:

    Izzie: I'm feeling guilty about sleeping with George

    Bailey: Hey, don't sit here unburdening yourself to ME ... at least your vajayjay is happy. Mine is on strike-imposed hiatus!

  6. Kristy Says:

    Izzy: Did you here the inew nterns are having sex in the bathrooms?

    Bailey: No, I thought it was bad enough that you all used to do it in the on call room.

  7. die_lexie_grey Says:

    Bailey: Do you remember all the other times I´ve spoken to you about my private life?
    Izzie: No...
    Bailey: Exactly.

  8. die_lexie_grey Says:

    Izzie: I could, you know, bake you lots of muffins. They helped me when I was down after Denny died. They also seemed to help Addison when her marriage ended.
    Bailey: And what´s in it for you?
    Izzie: Oh, I don´t know... Maybe you could, I don´t know, let Cristina try peds or psych for a change? I think she rather likes to hang out with preschoolers and mental defects.

  9. iloveEllenPompeo Says:

    Izzie: so did you like 27 dresses huh huh?did ya ya?

  10. Lauren Says:

    caity- yours is so funny =]

  11. Novella Says:

    I think the one about American Idol and Betty and The jets should win.

  12. Novella Says:

    I mean Bennie

  13. kaybee Says:

    izzie: do you know andy thing about the anatomy of a deer?
    searching by bailey
    bailey: here everything you will ever want to know about a deer.
    izzie: You really know everything don't you?
    bailey: it is amazing what you can do when you're not screwing people in the on-call rooms and spending the next week sulking because you screwed the wrong person. Being married has its benifits as long as you don't sleep with my man I will solve every mistery known to the stupid MANkind. Really why do the call it MANkind when the women do all the work?

  14. Lovin'Grey'sAnatomy Says:

    (in reference to Izzie's second season mistake ...)

    Bailey: Not AGAIN, Izzie?!

  15. addie Says:

    Izzie: Why are you looking at me like that?
    Bailey: Like what?
    Izzie: Like you've seen me naked.

  16. McDreamy's Mine Says:

    Izzy: "Ok, listen up, and listen up GOOD: tell Torres that YES, I WILL meet her in the cafeteria and I WILL be prepared to kick her butt! O'Malley is MY man now! I'm not losing yet another man!"
    Bailey: "Look, I'm just collecting money for the fight pool between you and Callie- so if you have a problem with that, you need to speak with the new chief resident!

  17. ithinkmaybeobsessed? Says:

    Izzie: I cut the LVAD wire
    Bailey: AGAIN?!?!?!?

  18. Lemons Says:

    LOL, I love me's and addie's :D

  19. marissa Says:

    izzie: i cut the V-LAD wire of a patient named Benny!
    bailey: why?!?
    izzie: i just wanted smth to compare, it may surprise u how much easier it is to cut a V-LAD wire than a L-VAD wire!

  20. die rose. derekisformeredith Says:

    addie's is really good!

  21. die_lexie_grey Says:

    Izzie: Oops! I did it again!
    Bailey: What did you do?
    Izzie: No, that´s the song I´m going to sing at my American Idol audition if Grey is done for the season.

  22. Dumbrat Says:

    Izzle: Man , my life sucks can't i have some good news for once
    Miranda: Callie got fired from chief resident
    Izzle: Now I feel much better!!
    Miranda: But now for the bad news im your boss again!!!

  23. die_lexie_grey Says:

    Izzie: Did you hear about this guy in England who is willing to give the $37 million he won on the lottery to the person who saves his life? He has an aortic aneurism.
    Bailey: Damn! If only Burke was still here!

  24. KatieTer Says:

    Izzie- I am good in bed Bailey, MIND-BLOWINGLY - good in bed!

    Bailey- STEVENS! Do you really think I - ...say what?

  25. Lemily Says:

    Hey, can I borrow a Midol?

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