Grey’s Anatomy Caption Contest XCI
Welcome back, fans of Grey’s Anatomy, to the 91st Grey’s Anatomy Insider Caption Contest. Even in repeats, our fun Monday tradition rolls on.
Let’s take a look at who won this week’. We got a lot of good ones, as usual, but it’s gotta be me. Scroll down to read the winning entry and the rest!
Good luck again this week! Thanks to all for taking part in the Grey’s Anatomy Insider Caption Contest and making us the #1 Grey’s Anatomy site online.
Here is this week’s Caption Contest image:

Izzie: This strike sucks. All that’s airing are re-runs and reality TV. Bailey, what do we do?
Bailey: How about trying out for American Idol? I hear you do a great drunken ballad of Benny and the Jets, and George’s “Sexyback” is poppin’!
Izzie: Poppin’?


Bailey ” you know that movie the grudge?”
Izzie ” yea that scared the shit out of me for weeks!”
Bailey ” don’t turn around .”
izzie: i was worried about u, after ur breakup and all, so how r u? we could take the day off, wear our pajamas and talk. all night.
bailey: actually u could help me. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence
Bailey: STEVENS, Speak into the microphone.
Izzie: It’s uh, a faucet, Dr. Bailey.
Bailey: NOW!
Izzie: (Taps faucet) Ahem…Testing, Testing, 1…2…3..
Bailey: stevens, were you really a bridesmaid 27 times??
Izzie: what, you think i actually BOUGHT all of those dresses for no reason??
Bailey: The end of my marriage isn’t anyobody’s fault. Nobody’s perfect.
Izzie: Oh, I am so happy to hear you saying that, I have felt so terrible about it. We didn’t mean that to happen, we were drunk, and it only happened one time, you have to believe me, it was never my intention to break up your marriage. Tuck was so annoyed about it, and he told me he couldn’t live with you anymore because he slept with me.
Bailey: He told you what?!
Izzie: Oh… he didn’t tell you that part?
Bailey: He didn’t tell me any part.
Izzie: I saw your panties on the bulletin board.
Bailey: What? I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
Izzie: Hey Dr. Bailey, did you hear Meredith and Derek broke up AGAIN!?
Bailey: When will those fools ever learn? Everyone but them knows they’ll wind up in an on-call room somewhere soon.
Izzie: In that case, you want to beat Alex and Cristina to forming the betting-pool?
Chandra/Bailey: Did I just hear what I thought I heard? You are seriously not going to the SAG Awards? What am I gonna do with you guys?
Katherine/Izzie: Nah, I think I’m going to get locked in the on call room with my husband. Now that will be an award-winning night!
Dr. Stevens: Can I be on that case?
Dr. Bailey: No chance I’m letting you near a cute guy with a heart problem!
Baily: STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT LOVE !!
Izzie: This strike sucks. All that’s airing are re-runs and reality T.V. Bailey, what do we do?
Bailey: How about trying out for American Idol? I hear you do a great drunken ballad of Benny and the Jets, and George’s Sexyback is poppin’!
Izzie: Poppin’ ?
Bailey: What do you mean you slept with George?
Izzie & Bailey: (in unison) What are you doing?
Izzie & Bailey: (in unison) I’m staring you down.
Izzie: When can I work with cardio again?
Bailey: When I’m so happy, I’m Mary Freakin’ Poppins!
Izzie: I’m feeling guilty about sleeping with George
Bailey: Hey, don’t sit here unburdening yourself to ME … at least your vajayjay is happy. Mine is on strike-imposed hiatus!
Izzy: Did you here the inew nterns are having sex in the bathrooms?
Bailey: No, I thought it was bad enough that you all used to do it in the on call room.
Bailey: Do you remember all the other times I´ve spoken to you about my private life?
Izzie: No…
Bailey: Exactly.
Izzie: I could, you know, bake you lots of muffins. They helped me when I was down after Denny died. They also seemed to help Addison when her marriage ended.
Bailey: And what´s in it for you?
Izzie: Oh, I don´t know… Maybe you could, I don´t know, let Cristina try peds or psych for a change? I think she rather likes to hang out with preschoolers and mental defects.
Izzie: so did you like 27 dresses huh huh?did ya ya?
caity- yours is so funny =]
I think the one about American Idol and Betty and The jets should win.
I mean Bennie
izzie: do you know andy thing about the anatomy of a deer?
searching by bailey
bailey: here everything you will ever want to know about a deer.
izzie: You really know everything don’t you?
bailey: it is amazing what you can do when you’re not screwing people in the on-call rooms and spending the next week sulking because you screwed the wrong person. Being married has its benifits as long as you don’t sleep with my man I will solve every mistery known to the stupid MANkind. Really why do the call it MANkind when the women do all the work?
(in reference to Izzie’s second season mistake …)
Bailey: Not AGAIN, Izzie?!
Izzie: Why are you looking at me like that?
Bailey: Like what?
Izzie: Like you’ve seen me naked.
Izzy: “Ok, listen up, and listen up GOOD: tell Torres that YES, I WILL meet her in the cafeteria and I WILL be prepared to kick her butt! O’Malley is MY man now! I’m not losing yet another man!”
Bailey: “Look, I’m just collecting money for the fight pool between you and Callie- so if you have a problem with that, you need to speak with the new chief resident!
Izzie: I cut the LVAD wire
Bailey: AGAIN?!?!?!?
LOL, I love me’s and addie’s
izzie: i cut the V-LAD wire of a patient named Benny!
bailey: why?!?
izzie: i just wanted smth to compare, it may surprise u how much easier it is to cut a V-LAD wire than a L-VAD wire!
addie’s is really good!
Izzie: Oops! I did it again!
Bailey: What did you do?
Izzie: No, that´s the song I´m going to sing at my American Idol audition if Grey is done for the season.
Izzle: Man , my life sucks can’t i have some good news for once
Miranda: Callie got fired from chief resident
Izzle: Now I feel much better!!
Miranda: But now for the bad news im your boss again!!!
Izzie: Did you hear about this guy in England who is willing to give the $37 million he won on the lottery to the person who saves his life? He has an aortic aneurism.
Bailey: Damn! If only Burke was still here!
Izzie- I am good in bed Bailey, MIND-BLOWINGLY - good in bed!
Bailey- STEVENS! Do you really think I - …say what?
Hey, can I borrow a Midol?
Izzie: “SERIOUSLY!”
Izzie: i know what you did last night!
Bailey [thinking]: uh oh!
Izzie: i saw you in the icecream aisle at the supermarket! you’re a cookie and cream person!
Izzie: What’re you lookin’ at?
Bailey: You’ve got a zit.
Izzie: WHAT?!?! How am suppose to go to my Cosmo shoot next week?
Bailey: Didn’t you already give up modelling?