Derek (singing):
You, you remind me of a love that I once knew
Is it a dream or is it deja vu
I just had to let you know
So i had to sing it
Cause for you baby I don't know
Lexie: Wow! Impressive!
Derek: (smiling) My singing?
Lexie: No, the fact that you know a Mary J. Blige song. I thought you were too old…way too old.
McNasty Social Worker Says:
June 28th, 2007 2:42 PM
McDreamy: "You have a McBoogie hanging out of your right nostril!"
Camille Says:
June 28th, 2007 4:12 PM
Lexie: Hi, I'm Lexie!
Derek: I'm Derek
Lexie: I heard this is what my step sister did before her first day at the hospital. She came hear, got drunk, slept with a guy and found out he was her boss next day at work!
Derek: Do you play on doing the same?
Lexie: I don't know? Are you up for it?
She'sGotMyMcLife! Says:
June 28th, 2007 7:46 PM
Lexie: I don't have a story. I'm just a girl in a bar.
Derek: Wow.. I'm getting a sense of deja vu.
Corrie Says:
June 28th, 2007 8:34 PM
Short and to the point.. My entry is "Uh Oh"
Mcdreamy's lover Says:
June 28th, 2007 9:04 PM
Derek: Welcome to the Dirty Mistresses club. Who Would you like to sleep with first?
Dontbefooledbyallthehotshoes Says:
June 28th, 2007 9:56 PM
Derek: Hi.
Lexie: Hi.
Derek: What's your story?
::awkward silence::
Derek: Ah, you're ignoring me. You shouldn't do that.
Lexie: Why's that?
Derek: Because you have to get to know me to love me. But then you'll find out that I didn't tell my girlfriend about my wife, returned to my wife only to cheat on her with said ex-girlfriend, and then divorced my wife to get back together with my ex-girlfriend who I claim is the love of my life and that I'm her knight-in-shining-whatever who will always show up, but then I'll flirt with you, not show up for my girlfriend, and yell at her for breathing on her own.
Lexie: Um, okay. That was the worst pick-up line ever.
Dr. McAwesome Says:
June 28th, 2007 10:50 PM
"I'm gonna be honest; I can deal with the speaking in toungues, the levitating bed, even when you twist your head completely around, but the projectile vomitting is just too much. Goodbye, Lexie."
"I'm sorry you feel that way, Derek"
[Lexie's eyes glow red and Derek throws himself down the stairs and dies]
Dr McStacii Says:
June 29th, 2007 5:42 AM
Lexi: Stop looking at me!
Derek: I am not looking at you.
Lexi: You are looking at me and you watch me, and i can't beathe with you looking at me like that so just stop!
Derek: Can't we just skip to the kissing and the mcnasty nasty already?!
Dr McStacii Says:
June 29th, 2007 5:45 AM
Derek: Would it be better if we slept together before Meredith and I get married or after?
Lexi: Either way Christmases and New Years are gonna be awkward!
Dr McStacii Says:
June 29th, 2007 5:53 AM
Lexi: I'm going to bed... you coming?
Derek: Ok... hold on, is there anything I should know about you?
Lexi: What do you mean?
Derek: Like... i don't know, bad morning breath? Stubble? Bed hogging? Syphilis?
Lexi: Hmm... well lets see, I snore...
Derek: Ok forget about it, see ya later!
Dr. McAwesome Says:
June 29th, 2007 11:05 AM
Derek: Hey there, cutie. What's your name?
Lex: Satan, Prince of Darkness
Derek: Oh, so you're Lexie.
Anita Says:
June 29th, 2007 3:32 PM
Let's see, how can we piss off the most viewers this season...
mrs.dempsey Says:
June 29th, 2007 5:15 PM
Let's see who can make the best flirty smile.
McDreamy'sMine Says:
June 29th, 2007 6:14 PM
Derek: (thinking) Wow, at first I thought it was the beer goggles, but now that I've sobered up, she really DOES look like Meredith! Oh crap- did I somehow sleep with her?
Lexie: (thinking) Meredith's right, he DOES have gorgeous hair but does he have to wear a hairnet to bed?
McDreamy's Susan Says:
June 29th, 2007 6:18 PM
Derek: (thoughts) Hmmmm, I wonder if Meredith would be up for a threesome.......
I HATE LEXI GREY x398493849839384398483948343894 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says:
June 29th, 2007 8:37 PM
Derek: Sorry, I don't date 6 year olds.
Lexi: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm now the perfect 12 year old!
ps. I HATE LEXI GREY x398493849839384398483948343894 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lexineedstogoaway Says:
June 29th, 2007 9:19 PM
ok so dr mcstacci don't use shit that was between meredith and derek cuz he doesnt say shit like that to lexi ok ok.
loserkid525xox Says:
June 30th, 2007 10:53 AM
lexi: i am a dirty whore
mcdreamy: thats interseting
itsallaboutgrey Says:
June 30th, 2007 2:31 PM
Lexi: Stop looking at me like that.
Derek: like what?
Lexi: like you've seen me naked.
Derek: (snapping out of it) oh... im sorry you just look really familiar. let me buy you a drink.
Lexi: sorry, I start a new job tommorow, wouldn't want to be drunk on the first. Who knows what my boss would think of me.
Derek: glares into her eyes
Lexi: okay... I guess one drink would be fine.
itsallaboutgrey Says:
June 30th, 2007 2:34 PM
Lexi: Stop looking at me like that.
Derek: like what?
Lexi: like you've seen me naked.
Derek: (snapping out of it) oh… im sorry you just look really familiar. let me buy you a drink.
Lexi: sorry, I start a new job tommorow, wouldn't want to be drunk on the first day. Who knows what my boss would think of me.
Derek: (glares into her eyes)
Lexi: okay… I guess one drink would be fine.
Derek: Hey Joe, can we get another round.
Joe: Excuse me ma'am but i'm going to need to see an i.d.
LEXIGREYSUCKSLIKEHELLTHEBITCH Says:
June 30th, 2007 10:35 PM
Lexi: Hey, did you know I'm a bitch, skank, whore and hooker that pees on myself?
Derek: Um...
Lexi: Excuse me? I just said I'm a bitch, skank, whore and hooker who pees on herself and you don't even want to get in my pants? You dumbass idiot!!
Derek: You don't deserve me you whore!
(mutters) Meredith does. My Meredith
LEXIGREYSUCKSLIKEHELLTHEBITCH Says:
June 30th, 2007 10:40 PM
LEXI GREY F***ING DIE!!
that pic hurts
Alice Says:
June 30th, 2007 10:51 PM
Derek: Do you you have a band aide?
Lexi: Excuse me?
Derek: You see, I scraped my knee when I fell so hard for you.
Lexi: You McPerv! I'm only 12!
McButterPants Says:
July 1st, 2007 5:27 PM
McDreamy:" This is exactly where I met my girlfriend Meredith."
Lexi:" Oh did you guys break up?"
McDreamy:" No,Im Just cheating on her."
June 28th, 2007 11:13 AM
Derek (singing):
You, you remind me of a love that I once knew
Is it a dream or is it deja vu
I just had to let you know
So i had to sing it
Cause for you baby I don't know
Lexie: Wow! Impressive!
Derek: (smiling) My singing?
Lexie: No, the fact that you know a Mary J. Blige song. I thought you were too old…way too old.
June 28th, 2007 2:42 PM
McDreamy: "You have a McBoogie hanging out of your right nostril!"
June 28th, 2007 4:12 PM
Lexie: Hi, I'm Lexie!
Derek: I'm Derek
Lexie: I heard this is what my step sister did before her first day at the hospital. She came hear, got drunk, slept with a guy and found out he was her boss next day at work!
Derek: Do you play on doing the same?
Lexie: I don't know? Are you up for it?
June 28th, 2007 7:46 PM
Lexie: I don't have a story. I'm just a girl in a bar.
Derek: Wow.. I'm getting a sense of deja vu.
June 28th, 2007 8:34 PM
Short and to the point.. My entry is "Uh Oh"
June 28th, 2007 9:04 PM
Derek: Welcome to the Dirty Mistresses club. Who Would you like to sleep with first?
June 28th, 2007 9:56 PM
Derek: Hi.
Lexie: Hi.
Derek: What's your story?
::awkward silence::
Derek: Ah, you're ignoring me. You shouldn't do that.
Lexie: Why's that?
Derek: Because you have to get to know me to love me. But then you'll find out that I didn't tell my girlfriend about my wife, returned to my wife only to cheat on her with said ex-girlfriend, and then divorced my wife to get back together with my ex-girlfriend who I claim is the love of my life and that I'm her knight-in-shining-whatever who will always show up, but then I'll flirt with you, not show up for my girlfriend, and yell at her for breathing on her own.
Lexie: Um, okay. That was the worst pick-up line ever.
June 28th, 2007 10:50 PM
"I'm gonna be honest; I can deal with the speaking in toungues, the levitating bed, even when you twist your head completely around, but the projectile vomitting is just too much. Goodbye, Lexie."
"I'm sorry you feel that way, Derek"
[Lexie's eyes glow red and Derek throws himself down the stairs and dies]
June 29th, 2007 5:42 AM
Lexi: Stop looking at me!
Derek: I am not looking at you.
Lexi: You are looking at me and you watch me, and i can't beathe with you looking at me like that so just stop!
Derek: Can't we just skip to the kissing and the mcnasty nasty already?!
June 29th, 2007 5:45 AM
Derek: Would it be better if we slept together before Meredith and I get married or after?
Lexi: Either way Christmases and New Years are gonna be awkward!
June 29th, 2007 5:53 AM
Lexi: I'm going to bed... you coming?
Derek: Ok... hold on, is there anything I should know about you?
Lexi: What do you mean?
Derek: Like... i don't know, bad morning breath? Stubble? Bed hogging? Syphilis?
Lexi: Hmm... well lets see, I snore...
Derek: Ok forget about it, see ya later!
June 29th, 2007 11:05 AM
Derek: Hey there, cutie. What's your name?
Lex: Satan, Prince of Darkness
Derek: Oh, so you're Lexie.
June 29th, 2007 3:32 PM
Let's see, how can we piss off the most viewers this season...
June 29th, 2007 5:15 PM
Let's see who can make the best flirty smile.
June 29th, 2007 6:14 PM
Derek: (thinking) Wow, at first I thought it was the beer goggles, but now that I've sobered up, she really DOES look like Meredith! Oh crap- did I somehow sleep with her?
Lexie: (thinking) Meredith's right, he DOES have gorgeous hair but does he have to wear a hairnet to bed?
June 29th, 2007 6:18 PM
Derek: (thoughts) Hmmmm, I wonder if Meredith would be up for a threesome.......
June 29th, 2007 8:37 PM
Derek: Sorry, I don't date 6 year olds.
Lexi: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm now the perfect 12 year old!
ps. I HATE LEXI GREY x398493849839384398483948343894 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 29th, 2007 9:19 PM
ok so dr mcstacci don't use shit that was between meredith and derek cuz he doesnt say shit like that to lexi ok ok.
June 30th, 2007 10:53 AM
lexi: i am a dirty whore
mcdreamy: thats interseting
June 30th, 2007 2:31 PM
Lexi: Stop looking at me like that.
Derek: like what?
Lexi: like you've seen me naked.
Derek: (snapping out of it) oh... im sorry you just look really familiar. let me buy you a drink.
Lexi: sorry, I start a new job tommorow, wouldn't want to be drunk on the first. Who knows what my boss would think of me.
Derek: glares into her eyes
Lexi: okay... I guess one drink would be fine.
June 30th, 2007 2:34 PM
Lexi: Stop looking at me like that.
Derek: like what?
Lexi: like you've seen me naked.
Derek: (snapping out of it) oh… im sorry you just look really familiar. let me buy you a drink.
Lexi: sorry, I start a new job tommorow, wouldn't want to be drunk on the first day. Who knows what my boss would think of me.
Derek: (glares into her eyes)
Lexi: okay… I guess one drink would be fine.
Derek: Hey Joe, can we get another round.
Joe: Excuse me ma'am but i'm going to need to see an i.d.
June 30th, 2007 10:35 PM
Lexi: Hey, did you know I'm a bitch, skank, whore and hooker that pees on myself?
Derek: Um...
Lexi: Excuse me? I just said I'm a bitch, skank, whore and hooker who pees on herself and you don't even want to get in my pants? You dumbass idiot!!
Derek: You don't deserve me you whore!
(mutters) Meredith does. My Meredith
June 30th, 2007 10:40 PM
LEXI GREY F***ING DIE!!
that pic hurts
June 30th, 2007 10:51 PM
Derek: Do you you have a band aide?
Lexi: Excuse me?
Derek: You see, I scraped my knee when I fell so hard for you.
Lexi: You McPerv! I'm only 12!
July 1st, 2007 5:27 PM
McDreamy:" This is exactly where I met my girlfriend Meredith."
Lexi:" Oh did you guys break up?"
McDreamy:" No,Im Just cheating on her."