Grey's Anatomy On TV: Schedule
"Crash Into Me, Pt. II"
Thursday, August 7, 9 p.m. (repeat, episode 4.10)
"Lay Your Hands On Me"
Thursday, August 14, 9 p.m. (repeat, episode 4.11)
"Untitled"
Thursday, September 25, 9 p.m. (NEW, 5.1)
Season 5 of Grey's Anatomy finally begins!
June 27th, 2007 11:20 AM
Lexie: So what about...you show up at her house with roses and a big bottle of tequila.
Derek: Ohhh yeah...she's gonna love that. You are definitely a Grey.
Lexie: Mmhh.
June 27th, 2007 11:56 AM
Hmm... I'm getting a vague sense of deja vu, though I can't really figure out why.
June 27th, 2007 11:56 AM
derek: your pretty, can i buy you a drink?
lexi: sure your cute
derek (thinking): i'm just using you to get to meredith hehe
June 27th, 2007 11:58 AM
McDreamy: "So you are the sister I haven't shagged yet?"
June 27th, 2007 2:10 PM
This is the moment in the series where Rhimes knew she'd just scored that sweet spot next to the other daytime soaps.
June 27th, 2007 2:52 PM
Deja vomit!
June 27th, 2007 3:13 PM
Derek (thinking) : OMG ... Meredith is soooo gonna kill me ...
June 27th, 2007 6:51 PM
McDreamy: two questions: are you old enough to be in the bar and do you work at the hospital?
Lexi: two answers: yes of course and you must be my new boss.. my sister met her boss in the same way.
McDreamy: oh really... who's your sister?
Lexi: Meredith Grey.
McDreamy: *beer squirts out his nose*
June 28th, 2007 8:33 AM
Derek:Welcome to the Emerald City Bar, also known as The International House of Whores,Dirty Ex-Mistresses,Passive Agressive Queens, and a handful of sexy doctors and McMan candy.Oh, don't worry you'll fit right in.
June 28th, 2007 10:55 AM
Lexie:Am I the first girl you've met in this bar?
Derek:Nah. I met your half sister here. I slept with her and didn't tell her I was married and then left her for my wife and called her a whore then got back together with her, saved her from drowning and now I'm flirting with you while I should be with her.
Lexie: Gee. You sound like a great guy.
June 28th, 2007 11:13 AM
Derek (singing):
You, you remind me of a love that I once knew
Is it a dream or is it deja vu
I just had to let you know
So i had to sing it
Cause for you baby I don't know
Lexie: Wow! Impressive!
Derek: (smiling) My singing?
Lexie: No, the fact that you know a Mary J. Blige song. I thought you were too old…way too old.
June 28th, 2007 2:42 PM
McDreamy: "You have a McBoogie hanging out of your right nostril!"
June 28th, 2007 4:12 PM
Lexie: Hi, I'm Lexie!
Derek: I'm Derek
Lexie: I heard this is what my step sister did before her first day at the hospital. She came hear, got drunk, slept with a guy and found out he was her boss next day at work!
Derek: Do you play on doing the same?
Lexie: I don't know? Are you up for it?
June 28th, 2007 7:46 PM
Lexie: I don't have a story. I'm just a girl in a bar.
Derek: Wow.. I'm getting a sense of deja vu.
June 28th, 2007 8:34 PM
Short and to the point.. My entry is "Uh Oh"
June 28th, 2007 9:04 PM
Derek: Welcome to the Dirty Mistresses club. Who Would you like to sleep with first?
June 28th, 2007 9:56 PM
Derek: Hi.
Lexie: Hi.
Derek: What's your story?
::awkward silence::
Derek: Ah, you're ignoring me. You shouldn't do that.
Lexie: Why's that?
Derek: Because you have to get to know me to love me. But then you'll find out that I didn't tell my girlfriend about my wife, returned to my wife only to cheat on her with said ex-girlfriend, and then divorced my wife to get back together with my ex-girlfriend who I claim is the love of my life and that I'm her knight-in-shining-whatever who will always show up, but then I'll flirt with you, not show up for my girlfriend, and yell at her for breathing on her own.
Lexie: Um, okay. That was the worst pick-up line ever.
June 28th, 2007 10:50 PM
"I'm gonna be honest; I can deal with the speaking in toungues, the levitating bed, even when you twist your head completely around, but the projectile vomitting is just too much. Goodbye, Lexie."
"I'm sorry you feel that way, Derek"
[Lexie's eyes glow red and Derek throws himself down the stairs and dies]
June 29th, 2007 5:42 AM
Lexi: Stop looking at me!
Derek: I am not looking at you.
Lexi: You are looking at me and you watch me, and i can't beathe with you looking at me like that so just stop!
Derek: Can't we just skip to the kissing and the mcnasty nasty already?!
June 29th, 2007 5:45 AM
Derek: Would it be better if we slept together before Meredith and I get married or after?
Lexi: Either way Christmases and New Years are gonna be awkward!
June 29th, 2007 5:53 AM
Lexi: I'm going to bed... you coming?
Derek: Ok... hold on, is there anything I should know about you?
Lexi: What do you mean?
Derek: Like... i don't know, bad morning breath? Stubble? Bed hogging? Syphilis?
Lexi: Hmm... well lets see, I snore...
Derek: Ok forget about it, see ya later!
June 29th, 2007 11:05 AM
Derek: Hey there, cutie. What's your name?
Lex: Satan, Prince of Darkness
Derek: Oh, so you're Lexie.
June 29th, 2007 3:32 PM
Let's see, how can we piss off the most viewers this season...
June 29th, 2007 5:15 PM
Let's see who can make the best flirty smile.
June 29th, 2007 6:14 PM
Derek: (thinking) Wow, at first I thought it was the beer goggles, but now that I've sobered up, she really DOES look like Meredith! Oh crap- did I somehow sleep with her?
Lexie: (thinking) Meredith's right, he DOES have gorgeous hair but does he have to wear a hairnet to bed?