Shark? Hi, it's Meredith. How can we stop jumping you?
dinofigg Says:
June 19th, 2007 11:36 AM
hahaha Dr. McAwesome's is the best! I like McCritic's too!
good job guys!
Kim Says:
June 19th, 2007 11:51 AM
Meredith: Miss Cleo, you could have told me that my mother, my fake-mommy, and I were all going to die. And that my slut of a half-sister was going to hit on my boyfriend. What do I pay you 99 cents a minute for?
Miss Cleo: The cards never lie!
McNasty Social Worker Says:
June 19th, 2007 12:28 PM
whispering: "Do you like scary movies?"
McSatan Says:
June 19th, 2007 1:08 PM
Derek, I'm sorry, but... you didn't win the Doctor with Best Hair award.
McDreaming Says:
June 19th, 2007 4:43 PM
Ellen (faking her voice): Hi! this is a fan leaving a message for Shonda...PLEASE STOP THE GIZZIE THING...it's ruinning the show. Thank you.
Julia Says:
June 19th, 2007 5:41 PM
Mer: Yeah, but I think we're totally over... Oh my gosh! There's a firemen breaking through my front door with an ax!
Firemen: Ma'am there seems to be a raging fire behind you.
Mer: There is? *looks behind her*
Firemen: We've been trying to get through, but the phones been busy for the past four hours.
Mer: Oh. Uh, Cristina, i'm gonna have to call you back.
I Says:
June 19th, 2007 6:58 PM
Derek, you need to pick up the phone because there's a raging fire going on behind me. I think's it's Isaiah Washington's temper exploding about him being fired.
lovemesomegrey's101 Says:
June 19th, 2007 10:53 PM
MEREDITH: And two fortune cookies. ... Make that one fortune cookie. Wait a minute. I hate Chinese food. I gotta lay off the tequila...
McDreamy'sMine Says:
June 20th, 2007 6:37 AM
Did you just call ME a WHORE?
I want McBaby Says:
June 20th, 2007 7:44 AM
Meredith was more than surprised to hear Dead Mommy's voice down the other end of the phone...
sarah Says:
June 20th, 2007 10:03 AM
my boy friend needs to pick up his dang cell phone
McDreamy'sSusan Says:
June 20th, 2007 1:43 PM
No matter how much she tries, Meredith cannot get her new phone to download the Grey's Anatomy theme as a ringtone....
Keely from Charlotte Says:
June 20th, 2007 8:49 PM
Another mother of mine ... died?
Keely from Charlotte Says:
June 20th, 2007 8:55 PM
... and another version ...
I have how many mothers? ... And they've all died?
She'sGotMyMcLife! Says:
June 20th, 2007 10:47 PM
Meredith: TSNIF! Hold on, I can do this. TINSF! Give me one more chance. TNSIF! Oh, I give up.
Correction: GeorgeGotSomeSyphyllis. Says:
June 20th, 2007 10:48 PM
Meredith: No, my refridgerator's not running.. George, is that you?!
You'reGonnaMakeMyHeartStopBeating&It'sBrandNew. Says:
June 20th, 2007 10:52 PM
Meredith: And if I switch to Verizon Wireless I get The Network for FREE?! I'm sold!
YourButtonRupturesItsEsophogus,I'mYourWoman Says:
June 20th, 2007 10:58 PM
Derek: Let me call you back.
Meredith: Oohkayy.. What's going on, Derek?
Lexie Grey: We're trying to have some really good sex over here, so we're just gonna have to call you back.
No Self Control. It's Sad, Really. Says:
June 20th, 2007 11:18 PM
Meredith [talking to Burke]: What's that? You left one of your Eugene Foote CD's under the bed and you want it back? Yeah, I'll tell Cristina..
Ass-Kissing, Surgery Hungry, Competitive Suck-Up. Says:
June 20th, 2007 11:21 PM
Meredith: If you want to break up with me so that you can see other women, just do it. Don't tell me you met another woman. Just end it, if that's what you want.
Derek: ...
Dropped calls got you down? Switch to Cingular, the network with the fewest dropped calls.
CompletelyObsessedWithGreyss Says:
June 20th, 2007 11:25 PM
George: What's the strongest layer in the small bowel?
Meredith: George, I will NOT help you cheat on your make-up test. However, I WILL tell you that it is NOT snot..
George: Submucosa!
Meredith: YES!
Ass-Kissing, Surgery Hungry, Competitive Suck-Up. Says:
June 20th, 2007 11:29 PM
Meredith: I know I haven't been myself lately, but I'm me again, so I was thinking maybe you should sleep over, because the me that I am is horny for the you that you are.
Derek: ...
Meredith: Ha.. haha.. I was totally kidding..
Dropped calls got you down? Switch to Cingular, the network with the fewest dropped calls.
June 19th, 2007 9:33 AM
Setting: Meredith is on the phone with Derek. Derek is talking.
Meredith thinking: *Seriously, telephon sex is not Dereks stongest point.*
June 19th, 2007 10:07 AM
"Does this mean George gets to sleep with Christina next?"
June 19th, 2007 10:19 AM
Shark? Hi, it's Meredith. How can we stop jumping you?
June 19th, 2007 11:36 AM
hahaha Dr. McAwesome's is the best! I like McCritic's too!
good job guys!
June 19th, 2007 11:51 AM
Meredith: Miss Cleo, you could have told me that my mother, my fake-mommy, and I were all going to die. And that my slut of a half-sister was going to hit on my boyfriend. What do I pay you 99 cents a minute for?
Miss Cleo: The cards never lie!
June 19th, 2007 12:28 PM
whispering: "Do you like scary movies?"
June 19th, 2007 1:08 PM
Derek, I'm sorry, but... you didn't win the Doctor with Best Hair award.
June 19th, 2007 4:43 PM
Ellen (faking her voice): Hi! this is a fan leaving a message for Shonda...PLEASE STOP THE GIZZIE THING...it's ruinning the show. Thank you.
June 19th, 2007 5:41 PM
Mer: Yeah, but I think we're totally over... Oh my gosh! There's a firemen breaking through my front door with an ax!
Firemen: Ma'am there seems to be a raging fire behind you.
Mer: There is? *looks behind her*
Firemen: We've been trying to get through, but the phones been busy for the past four hours.
Mer: Oh. Uh, Cristina, i'm gonna have to call you back.
June 19th, 2007 6:58 PM
Derek, you need to pick up the phone because there's a raging fire going on behind me. I think's it's Isaiah Washington's temper exploding about him being fired.
June 19th, 2007 10:53 PM
MEREDITH: And two fortune cookies. ... Make that one fortune cookie. Wait a minute. I hate Chinese food. I gotta lay off the tequila...
June 20th, 2007 6:37 AM
Did you just call ME a WHORE?
June 20th, 2007 7:44 AM
Meredith was more than surprised to hear Dead Mommy's voice down the other end of the phone...
June 20th, 2007 10:03 AM
my boy friend needs to pick up his dang cell phone
June 20th, 2007 1:43 PM
No matter how much she tries, Meredith cannot get her new phone to download the Grey's Anatomy theme as a ringtone....
June 20th, 2007 8:49 PM
Another mother of mine ... died?
June 20th, 2007 8:55 PM
... and another version ...
I have how many mothers? ... And they've all died?
June 20th, 2007 10:47 PM
Meredith: TSNIF! Hold on, I can do this. TINSF! Give me one more chance. TNSIF! Oh, I give up.
June 20th, 2007 10:48 PM
Meredith: No, my refridgerator's not running.. George, is that you?!
June 20th, 2007 10:52 PM
Meredith: And if I switch to Verizon Wireless I get The Network for FREE?! I'm sold!
June 20th, 2007 10:58 PM
Derek: Let me call you back.
Meredith: Oohkayy.. What's going on, Derek?
Lexie Grey: We're trying to have some really good sex over here, so we're just gonna have to call you back.
June 20th, 2007 11:18 PM
Meredith [talking to Burke]: What's that? You left one of your Eugene Foote CD's under the bed and you want it back? Yeah, I'll tell Cristina..
June 20th, 2007 11:21 PM
Meredith: If you want to break up with me so that you can see other women, just do it. Don't tell me you met another woman. Just end it, if that's what you want.
Derek: ...
Dropped calls got you down? Switch to Cingular, the network with the fewest dropped calls.
June 20th, 2007 11:25 PM
George: What's the strongest layer in the small bowel?
Meredith: George, I will NOT help you cheat on your make-up test. However, I WILL tell you that it is NOT snot..
George: Submucosa!
Meredith: YES!
June 20th, 2007 11:29 PM
Meredith: I know I haven't been myself lately, but I'm me again, so I was thinking maybe you should sleep over, because the me that I am is horny for the you that you are.
Derek: ...
Meredith: Ha.. haha.. I was totally kidding..
Dropped calls got you down? Switch to Cingular, the network with the fewest dropped calls.