Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LX Comments (Page 3)

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  1. LanieCroft Says:

    Setting: Meredith is on the phone with Derek. Derek is talking.
    Meredith thinking: *Seriously, telephon sex is not Dereks stongest point.*

  2. Kathleen Says:

    "Does this mean George gets to sleep with Christina next?"

  3. McCritic Says:

    Shark? Hi, it's Meredith. How can we stop jumping you?

  4. dinofigg Says:

    hahaha Dr. McAwesome's is the best! I like McCritic's too!

    good job guys!

  5. Kim Says:

    Meredith: Miss Cleo, you could have told me that my mother, my fake-mommy, and I were all going to die. And that my slut of a half-sister was going to hit on my boyfriend. What do I pay you 99 cents a minute for?

    Miss Cleo: The cards never lie!

  6. McNasty Social Worker Says:

    whispering: "Do you like scary movies?"

  7. McSatan Says:

    Derek, I'm sorry, but... you didn't win the Doctor with Best Hair award.

  8. McDreaming Says:

    Ellen (faking her voice): Hi! this is a fan leaving a message for Shonda...PLEASE STOP THE GIZZIE THING...it's ruinning the show. Thank you.

  9. Julia Says:

    Mer: Yeah, but I think we're totally over... Oh my gosh! There's a firemen breaking through my front door with an ax!

    Firemen: Ma'am there seems to be a raging fire behind you.

    Mer: There is? *looks behind her*

    Firemen: We've been trying to get through, but the phones been busy for the past four hours.

    Mer: Oh. Uh, Cristina, i'm gonna have to call you back.

  10. I Says:

    Derek, you need to pick up the phone because there's a raging fire going on behind me. I think's it's Isaiah Washington's temper exploding about him being fired.

  11. lovemesomegrey's101 Says:

    MEREDITH: And two fortune cookies. ... Make that one fortune cookie. Wait a minute. I hate Chinese food. I gotta lay off the tequila...

  12. McDreamy'sMine Says:

    Did you just call ME a WHORE?

  13. I want McBaby Says:

    Meredith was more than surprised to hear Dead Mommy's voice down the other end of the phone...

  14. sarah Says:

    my boy friend needs to pick up his dang cell phone

  15. McDreamy'sSusan Says:

    No matter how much she tries, Meredith cannot get her new phone to download the Grey's Anatomy theme as a ringtone....

  16. Keely from Charlotte Says:

    Another mother of mine ... died?

  17. Keely from Charlotte Says:

    ... and another version ...


    I have how many mothers? ... And they've all died?

  18. She'sGotMyMcLife! Says:

    Meredith: TSNIF! Hold on, I can do this. TINSF! Give me one more chance. TNSIF! Oh, I give up.

  19. Correction: GeorgeGotSomeSyphyllis. Says:

    Meredith: No, my refridgerator's not running.. George, is that you?!

  20. You'reGonnaMakeMyHeartStopBeating&It'sBrandNew. Says:

    Meredith: And if I switch to Verizon Wireless I get The Network for FREE?! I'm sold!

  21. YourButtonRupturesItsEsophogus,I'mYourWoman Says:

    Derek: Let me call you back.
    Meredith: Oohkayy.. What's going on, Derek?
    Lexie Grey: We're trying to have some really good sex over here, so we're just gonna have to call you back.

  22. No Self Control. It's Sad, Really. Says:

    Meredith [talking to Burke]: What's that? You left one of your Eugene Foote CD's under the bed and you want it back? Yeah, I'll tell Cristina..

  23. Ass-Kissing, Surgery Hungry, Competitive Suck-Up. Says:

    Meredith: If you want to break up with me so that you can see other women, just do it. Don't tell me you met another woman. Just end it, if that's what you want.
    Derek: ...

    Dropped calls got you down? Switch to Cingular, the network with the fewest dropped calls.

  24. CompletelyObsessedWithGreyss Says:

    George: What's the strongest layer in the small bowel?
    Meredith: George, I will NOT help you cheat on your make-up test. However, I WILL tell you that it is NOT snot..
    George: Submucosa!
    Meredith: YES!

  25. Ass-Kissing, Surgery Hungry, Competitive Suck-Up. Says:

    Meredith: I know I haven't been myself lately, but I'm me again, so I was thinking maybe you should sleep over, because the me that I am is horny for the you that you are.
    Derek: ...
    Meredith: Ha.. haha.. I was totally kidding..

    Dropped calls got you down? Switch to Cingular, the network with the fewest dropped calls.

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