Grey’s Anatomy Caption Contest LVII

This Memorial Day edition of the Caption Contest - the 57th - was a competitive one. But who prevailed?

We loved the captions by McDreamyLover, McYummyMyTummy, Kim, Jamie and Christy. But ultimately, we had to go with the entry emailed by the mysterious elevatorGod.

Congratulations to the winner, the honorable mentions, and all who took part in this fun weekly feature. The winning entry appears beneath the image. Scroll down to read the full list of responses we got.

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This week’s Caption Contest image:

Addison, Mark, Alex

Damn it, Mark! For the last time, NO, I don’t want your pickle!


55 Comments

  1. Comment by LCW @ May 28, 2007, 9:12 am

    Addison to McSteamy: You know, it’s true what they say…size DOES matter.

  2. Comment by AnnetteC @ May 28, 2007, 9:36 am

    Addison: No I am NOT going to tell you two ego-maniacs which one of you was better in bed.

  3. Comment by McDreamy's Susan @ May 28, 2007, 10:35 am

    Addison: Yes, Mark, as a matter of fact I DO have poison oak in my va-jay-jay- so I guess we’re not on for tonight!
    Alex (thinking to himself): do I need to get tested for something?

  4. Comment by McSeriously @ May 28, 2007, 11:11 am

    Addison: “You guys are the reason Im leaving SGH”

  5. Comment by Cathy @ May 28, 2007, 12:20 pm

    Okay boys.. One at a time.

  6. Comment by aims @ May 28, 2007, 12:45 pm

    Threesome!!!

  7. Comment by McYummyMyTummy @ May 28, 2007, 2:17 pm

    Sloan: “Did you know that in future episodes you’re going lose the race for chief, leave Seattle Grace, and sleep with that guy behind you?”

    Addison: “Sloan, shut up.”

    Alex: “Way cool!”

  8. Comment by steeve @ May 28, 2007, 2:29 pm

    Addison: “Stop staring at me like you’ve seen me naked!”
    Mark and alex [together]: “Sorry”

  9. Comment by Kim @ May 28, 2007, 3:24 pm

    Mark: So how about we arrange a meeting of the Adulterous Whores Association?
    Alex: Which one of us are you talking to?

  10. Comment by Grey's Sweetheart @ May 28, 2007, 4:53 pm

    Marc:I want Addison!

    Alex: No, I do!!

    Burke: (thinking) I wish guys were fighting over me

  11. Comment by McKrissheartDiego @ May 28, 2007, 5:12 pm

    Addison: ” Name de common cause of post - op fever ”
    Mark: “uhhhhhhh.. ”
    Alex:” ohh I remember that.. Meredith said it once.. the 5 W’s.. I can’t remember what they stand for though..”
    Mark:” wicked, wancker, weener, wasteband, and ummm… ummm water? ”
    Addison and Alex : ” What a loser.. 1 out of 5 “

  12. Comment by McYummyMyTummy @ May 28, 2007, 8:23 pm

    “Why does it look like you’re about to hug Sloan?”

  13. Comment by Taylor @ May 28, 2007, 8:43 pm

    Addi: Enough enough , boy you can both have me. Mark, Im free at 3:00 and Alex, you can be at umm.. 5:00.
    Mark: Yeah addi thats fine but right now Im after Alex for sleeping with my Ava!
    Alex: Why did you have to think about my time??

  14. Comment by Love My O'Malley @ May 28, 2007, 8:52 pm

    Sloan: Wow Alex! You’re getting better at your ventriloquist act… I didn’t see your lips move at all that time!

  15. Comment by O'Malley's Gurl @ May 28, 2007, 8:54 pm

    Care Bear Stare!

  16. Comment by Anita @ May 28, 2007, 10:11 pm

    Karev, where are your horns?

  17. Comment by Anita @ May 28, 2007, 10:12 pm

    Get the devil behind me, Karev!

  18. Comment by AddiAlex @ May 29, 2007, 2:47 am

    Addi: Yes Mark, his is bigger than yours.
    Alex: Haha, take that!
    Sloan: No surgeries for you!
    Alex: Crap.

  19. Comment by pammy_6201 @ May 29, 2007, 5:06 am

    (Addison to Mark) No, you can’t have him - he is my lusty boy toy!

  20. Comment by Monztar @ May 29, 2007, 5:33 am

    Mark: Sorry, I slept with someone else, but I want you back!!
    Addi: What’s new….???
    Alex: (thoughts: Grrrrr, just back off u man whore, shes mine now!!!)

  21. Comment by rentaholic07 @ May 29, 2007, 8:49 am

    Mark: So…trying to block him so I won’t hit him…nice move Addison
    (to Alex) Next time she won’t be there to protect you and then your ass is grass and I am the lawn mower.

  22. Comment by McLovely @ May 29, 2007, 12:21 pm

    “An Addison sandwich? Seriously Mark!? Me caught between McSteamy and McDoable. There’s an image.”

  23. Comment by furfcat @ May 29, 2007, 1:03 pm

    Mark! We are insulted that you would even imply that we got it on in the supply closet!

  24. Comment by CallieOMalleyRox @ May 29, 2007, 2:25 pm

    Mark (Imitating Addison): Oh Karev, it’s YOU I want to be with for ever and ever! You, you, YOU!
    Sloan (trying not to laugh, but failing): Pshffftt! PfffffsaaaHAHAHAHA!
    Addison: Oh, shut up and go do yourselves or, WHATEVER you kiddies do! Just buzz off.

  25. Comment by christy @ May 29, 2007, 3:10 pm

    Addison (thinking): I wonder which if they’re up for a threesome right now?! Hmm.. i should work on that.
    Alex: Hey addison, wanna have sex?!
    Mark: Hey addison, want my pickle?!
    Addison: Hey guys, how bout a threesome?!

  26. Comment by McYummyMyTummy @ May 29, 2007, 4:03 pm

    Mark: “Muffins.”

    Addison: “eh, Muffins!”

    Alex: “Muffins?”

  27. Comment by steeve @ May 29, 2007, 6:35 pm

    Addison: “why am i a sucker for facial hair? why?”

  28. Comment by jamie @ May 29, 2007, 8:26 pm

    Addison: “Break it up, break it up. Karev go check out ava.”
    Karev: *smiling*”i’ll go check her out.”
    Addison: “No, you know what i mean.” *to mark* “And you…go do something.”
    Mark: “I’ll do you.”

  29. Comment by MissKAIT @ May 30, 2007, 9:11 am

    Addison (to Mark): “YOU are calling HIM a manwhore?!? SERIOUSLY??”

  30. Comment by Becky H. @ May 30, 2007, 2:18 pm

    Addison- ” What are you jealous the intern won over the doctor man himself?”

  31. Comment by horcrucxes @ May 31, 2007, 12:54 pm

    addison: “mark this is fight club! no one talk’s about it!”

  32. Comment by vicky_n @ May 31, 2007, 3:00 pm

    Alex: Don’t look at her! You know I am the one for you!
    Mark: I know baby, I’m so lucky I found you!
    Addison:Yeah, right! Get a room, boys…!

  33. Comment by vicky_n @ May 31, 2007, 3:07 pm

    Alex: “Don’t look at her!You know I am the one for you!!”
    Mark:”I’m so lucky I found you!”
    Addison:”Oh, come on boys…I’m going to vommit!At least…get a room!”

  34. Comment by Mcdreamy's lover @ May 31, 2007, 4:05 pm

    Addison: How the hell did I get myself caught in the McManwich

  35. Comment by Mcdreamy's lover @ May 31, 2007, 4:06 pm

    Addison: How the hell did I get myself caught in this McManwich

  36. Comment by Mcdreamy's lover @ May 31, 2007, 4:08 pm

    Addison: How the hell did I get myself caught in the middle of this McManwich?

  37. Comment by Becky M @ May 31, 2007, 6:28 pm

    Addison: I cannot sleep with somebody that hasn’t showerd in 3 days

    Alex: I showerd smell me.

  38. Comment by HoldTheElevator @ June 1, 2007, 4:50 am

    I like jamie’s! (:

  39. Comment by Sam123 @ June 1, 2007, 3:03 pm

    I like Jamie’s and Mcdreamy’s lover’s.

  40. Comment by Mc Z to da K @ June 1, 2007, 3:06 pm

    Addie: If you guys are going to fight over me, do it in a manly matter! Take off those clothes!
    Alex: Huh?
    Mark: Is Alex afraid of Mark, cause he knows Mark’s body is sexier than his?
    Alex: No Way!
    Addie: Alright then, lets see some chest!

  41. Comment by lena @ June 1, 2007, 3:10 pm

    i like Jamies, Mcdreamy’s lover and Mc Z to da K’s

  42. Comment by emilee @ June 1, 2007, 6:19 pm

    i like horcruxes.

  43. Comment by kt @ June 1, 2007, 6:20 pm

    Addison to Mark: “You dont own me. Am not just one of your many toys. You dont own me. Dont tell me I cant go out with other boys.”

  44. Comment by the1ndonly @ June 1, 2007, 10:10 pm

    Mark: Be with Alex, he’s a better man.
    Addison: …
    Alex: What??

  45. Comment by McYummyMyTummy @ June 2, 2007, 9:32 am

    Mark: “What have I done to deserve this?”
    Addison: “Don’t stand so close to me!”
    Mark: “Oh, the guilt…..”
    Alex: “The time has come today!”
    Mark: “Yesterday!?”
    Addison: “What if tomorrow never comes?”
    Mark: “Save me! It’s the end of the world as we know it!”

  46. Comment by elevator lover @ June 2, 2007, 10:49 am

    i like jamie’s :)

  47. Comment by Dr McStacii @ June 3, 2007, 4:33 am

    Addison: Well this isn’t something you see every day; i’m in between an evil spawn and a man whore.

  48. Comment by Dr McStacii @ June 3, 2007, 4:45 am

    Mark: Karev, i’m gonna make your life hell every single day you are breathing in this hospital.
    Alex: Dude, don’t hate me cos i’m hot, hate me cos your woman thinks so.
    Addison: He has a point… I mean… Seriously, you guys suck.

  49. Comment by Dr McStacii @ June 3, 2007, 4:48 am

    Addison: Mark, back off! He’s very little and you’re hurting him.

  50. Comment by It's the American McDream. @ June 3, 2007, 5:24 am

    McSteamy: This is cosy. Can I join in, or are you not into threesomes?

  51. Comment by Mc Dreamy is McHOTT @ June 3, 2007, 5:23 pm

    Addison: Can you please not talk about our sex life in front of my interns Mark!

  52. Comment by elevatorGod @ June 3, 2007, 5:27 pm

    Damn it, Mark! For the last time, NO, I don’t want your pickle!

  53. Comment by McDreamy is McHOTT @ June 3, 2007, 5:27 pm

    Alex: Um.. Dr. Shepard i think you want to see this…
    Addison: Mark i have to go.. it’s over between us you can;t do anything about that.. sorry!

  54. Comment by dempseysgirlx3 @ June 3, 2007, 7:03 pm

    I LIKE CHRISTY’S!!! hahahaha.
    If u were a true greys fan you would understand the humor in “want my pickle?!”
    hahaha NICELY DONE!

  55. Comment by horneyelevatorsinSGH @ June 3, 2007, 10:19 pm

    i love mcyummyinmytummy! fricken hilarious and someone could go on forever doing that with the titles!