Grey’s Anatomy Caption Contest LVII
This Memorial Day edition of the Caption Contest - the 57th - was a competitive one. But who prevailed?
We loved the captions by McDreamyLover, McYummyMyTummy, Kim, Jamie and Christy. But ultimately, we had to go with the entry emailed by the mysterious elevatorGod.
Congratulations to the winner, the honorable mentions, and all who took part in this fun weekly feature. The winning entry appears beneath the image. Scroll down to read the full list of responses we got.
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This week’s Caption Contest image:
“Damn it, Mark! For the last time, NO, I don’t want your pickle!“



Addison to McSteamy: You know, it’s true what they say…size DOES matter.
Addison: No I am NOT going to tell you two ego-maniacs which one of you was better in bed.
Addison: Yes, Mark, as a matter of fact I DO have poison oak in my va-jay-jay- so I guess we’re not on for tonight!
Alex (thinking to himself): do I need to get tested for something?
Addison: “You guys are the reason Im leaving SGH”
Okay boys.. One at a time.
Threesome!!!
Sloan: “Did you know that in future episodes you’re going lose the race for chief, leave Seattle Grace, and sleep with that guy behind you?”
Addison: “Sloan, shut up.”
Alex: “Way cool!”
Addison: “Stop staring at me like you’ve seen me naked!”
Mark and alex [together]: “Sorry”
Mark: So how about we arrange a meeting of the Adulterous Whores Association?
Alex: Which one of us are you talking to?
Marc:I want Addison!
Alex: No, I do!!
Burke: (thinking) I wish guys were fighting over me
Addison: ” Name de common cause of post - op fever ”
Mark: “uhhhhhhh.. ”
Alex:” ohh I remember that.. Meredith said it once.. the 5 W’s.. I can’t remember what they stand for though..”
Mark:” wicked, wancker, weener, wasteband, and ummm… ummm water? ”
Addison and Alex : ” What a loser.. 1 out of 5 “
“Why does it look like you’re about to hug Sloan?”
Addi: Enough enough , boy you can both have me. Mark, Im free at 3:00 and Alex, you can be at umm.. 5:00.
Mark: Yeah addi thats fine but right now Im after Alex for sleeping with my Ava!
Alex: Why did you have to think about my time??
Sloan: Wow Alex! You’re getting better at your ventriloquist act… I didn’t see your lips move at all that time!
Care Bear Stare!
Karev, where are your horns?
Get the devil behind me, Karev!
Addi: Yes Mark, his is bigger than yours.
Alex: Haha, take that!
Sloan: No surgeries for you!
Alex: Crap.
(Addison to Mark) No, you can’t have him - he is my lusty boy toy!
Mark: Sorry, I slept with someone else, but I want you back!!
Addi: What’s new….???
Alex: (thoughts: Grrrrr, just back off u man whore, shes mine now!!!)
Mark: So…trying to block him so I won’t hit him…nice move Addison
(to Alex) Next time she won’t be there to protect you and then your ass is grass and I am the lawn mower.
“An Addison sandwich? Seriously Mark!? Me caught between McSteamy and McDoable. There’s an image.”
Mark! We are insulted that you would even imply that we got it on in the supply closet!
Mark (Imitating Addison): Oh Karev, it’s YOU I want to be with for ever and ever! You, you, YOU!
Sloan (trying not to laugh, but failing): Pshffftt! PfffffsaaaHAHAHAHA!
Addison: Oh, shut up and go do yourselves or, WHATEVER you kiddies do! Just buzz off.
Addison (thinking): I wonder which if they’re up for a threesome right now?! Hmm.. i should work on that.
Alex: Hey addison, wanna have sex?!
Mark: Hey addison, want my pickle?!
Addison: Hey guys, how bout a threesome?!
Mark: “Muffins.”
Addison: “eh, Muffins!”
Alex: “Muffins?”
Addison: “why am i a sucker for facial hair? why?”
Addison: “Break it up, break it up. Karev go check out ava.”
Karev: *smiling*”i’ll go check her out.”
Addison: “No, you know what i mean.” *to mark* “And you…go do something.”
Mark: “I’ll do you.”
Addison (to Mark): “YOU are calling HIM a manwhore?!? SERIOUSLY??”
Addison- ” What are you jealous the intern won over the doctor man himself?”
addison: “mark this is fight club! no one talk’s about it!”
Alex: Don’t look at her! You know I am the one for you!
Mark: I know baby, I’m so lucky I found you!
Addison:Yeah, right! Get a room, boys…!
Alex: “Don’t look at her!You know I am the one for you!!”
Mark:”I’m so lucky I found you!”
Addison:”Oh, come on boys…I’m going to vommit!At least…get a room!”
Addison: How the hell did I get myself caught in the McManwich
Addison: How the hell did I get myself caught in this McManwich
Addison: How the hell did I get myself caught in the middle of this McManwich?
Addison: I cannot sleep with somebody that hasn’t showerd in 3 days
Alex: I showerd smell me.
I like jamie’s! (:
I like Jamie’s and Mcdreamy’s lover’s.
Addie: If you guys are going to fight over me, do it in a manly matter! Take off those clothes!
Alex: Huh?
Mark: Is Alex afraid of Mark, cause he knows Mark’s body is sexier than his?
Alex: No Way!
Addie: Alright then, lets see some chest!
i like Jamies, Mcdreamy’s lover and Mc Z to da K’s
i like horcruxes.
Addison to Mark: “You dont own me. Am not just one of your many toys. You dont own me. Dont tell me I cant go out with other boys.”
Mark: Be with Alex, he’s a better man.
Addison: …
Alex: What??
Mark: “What have I done to deserve this?”
Addison: “Don’t stand so close to me!”
Mark: “Oh, the guilt…..”
Alex: “The time has come today!”
Mark: “Yesterday!?”
Addison: “What if tomorrow never comes?”
Mark: “Save me! It’s the end of the world as we know it!”
i like jamie’s
Addison: Well this isn’t something you see every day; i’m in between an evil spawn and a man whore.
Mark: Karev, i’m gonna make your life hell every single day you are breathing in this hospital.
Alex: Dude, don’t hate me cos i’m hot, hate me cos your woman thinks so.
Addison: He has a point… I mean… Seriously, you guys suck.
Addison: Mark, back off! He’s very little and you’re hurting him.
McSteamy: This is cosy. Can I join in, or are you not into threesomes?
Addison: Can you please not talk about our sex life in front of my interns Mark!
Damn it, Mark! For the last time, NO, I don’t want your pickle!
Alex: Um.. Dr. Shepard i think you want to see this…
Addison: Mark i have to go.. it’s over between us you can;t do anything about that.. sorry!
I LIKE CHRISTY’S!!! hahahaha.
If u were a true greys fan you would understand the humor in “want my pickle?!”
hahaha NICELY DONE!
i love mcyummyinmytummy! fricken hilarious and someone could go on forever doing that with the titles!