Grey’s Anatomy Caption Contest LVI
The Monday after the season finale gave us a great Caption Contest, with so many good replies that it was even more difficult than usual to pick a winner.
The photo below, taken from the Season 3 finale, “Didn’t We Almost Have it All,” produced some stellar efforts. We loved the captions submitted in by all of you, specifically the funny entries by I’mSoTakingTheStairsThisTime, Heather, Choderus, McCorny, and 27.
But in the end, we chose McWifey as this week’s Caption Contest winner. It was short and to the point, and our staff ate it up. The winning reply appears beneath the photo, and you can scroll down to read the full list of replies.
Good luck to everyone again this week, and thank you all for responding and making us the top Greys Anatomy site around. Visit us often for news, forum discussions, fun features and, as always, the Caption Contest.
This week’s Caption Contest image:
Callie: “Smile if you’ve slept with my husband!“
“Seriously, do you think the new chief will go for this new look in the ER?”
Gosh, Izzie, why don’t you wear this hat so your looks will be as retarded as your emotions.
Do you think this will scare Derek away?
“This toilet paper hat… It’s the perfect accessory for crying guests! Forget surgery… we’ll make millions!”
“Well, we realize it’s not pretty… but it beats the hell out of Mama Burke’s choker!”
Please, can we stop smiling now?
Is that a McFlurry on your head?
The Remedial Education Program can work wonders for slow surgeons, but their teachings do absoloutly nothing for them when they are handed toilet paper and alcohol.
Meredith: I…Am…Sooooo…drunk
Izzie: You see, cristina. I told you it was a bad idea to have tequila at your bachelorette party.
Cristina: Yeah, but she does get creative, that paper toilet hat is way better than a tiara.
Callie: See Cristina you smile something like that for your wedding,but not like Izzie cause you’ll end up cheating on a married man, and not like Meredith because the married man you had an affair with will fall in love with you, and make you dark twisty.
Cristina: Okay, so what your telling me is that smiling like them will get trouble,you don’t smile so I am left with either the McDreamy Charmer, or the seductive McSteamy?
Callie:Pretty Much….
Meredith: Hey, my grandmother’s old church hat!
Izzie: Was she blind?
IZZIE: it looks like you have a huge dollop of whipped cream on top of your head.
MEREDITH: it looks like you got too much botox this morning!
Thanks for liking my caption for last week’s! I was so happy just to see you liked it. I’ve tried so hard under SO many different names ( Debra Sue, Tutti frutti, Grey’s Sweetheart) Anyway, thank you!!! I LOVE your website.
“IT’S OVER, IT’S SO OVER… MY LIFE IS SO OVER”
Cristina: you look rediculous. this whole thing is rediculous.
Meredith: stop it! your getting married!
Izzie: don’t worry!
Meredith: be happy!
Callie: [singing] don’t worry, be happy! don’t worry, be happy! woo hoo ooo wooo hooo oooo woo hoo
Cristina: i was feeling better until you just ruined it
Meredith: Look! I’m Glenda, the Good Witch from The Wizard of OZ!
Izzie: Yeah, and I’m Dorothy!
Christina watching: Oh shut up! At least you two have eyebrows!
Callie from the Kitchen: Yeah, at least they don’t look like a Pokemon!
Its finally come to this: Ive got a hat made of toilet paper on my head and my room mate has a constant smiling disorder
Izzie: ” Since when do you let horrible white vultures die on your head? ”
Meredith: ” Do they even exist ? ”
Izzie: ” Oh yeah they do.. George and I were watching The Discovery Channel this morning when we woke up.. They are like so cool.. ”
Meredith: ” seriously ? ”
Izzie: ” Yup..seriously!! “
Izzie:
Seriously, You did not sleep with Christina TOO!!
Meredith:
NO!
Izzie: Then why do you have her underwear on your head?
Izzie: “Popcorn, anyone?”
Meredith: You two did not get me drunk enough to get T.P.ed…
Meredith: Do I look McDreamy or what?
Izzie: You mean McCreamy.
Meredith: My turn to get married.
Izzie: Get married! You’re gonna scare Derek away with that thing on your head.
Meredith: Well at least I’m not in love with a married man….
Meredith: Tequilla and toilet paper don’t mix well together.
Always the intern. Never the surgeon.
Meredith: I cut myself with the tiara.
Izzie: Ok, I’ll bandage you up….
Meredith: Izzie, are you sure you did this right?
Izzie:
Izzie: One hundred percent positive.
Christina: Izzie, you used toilet paper instead of a bandage.
Sorry, Just to fix my errors
Meredith: I cut myself with the tiara.
Izzie: Ok, I’ll bandage you up….
Meredith: Izzie, are you sure you did this right?
Izzie: One hundred percent positive.
Christina: Izzie, you used toilet paper instead of a bandage.
MEREDITH: “Ow. Ow. Ow.”
IZZIE: “What are you doing?”
MEREDITH: “I’m inserting my banana bag. It sounds vaguely dirty, but it’s not.”
Meredith: Oh, can I just say how much it helps that I’m drunk right now?
When ugly wedding centerpieces turn into even scarier head decor
Meredith: Ha ha ha ahhhh…this wedding isn’t going to happen is it….ha ahh
Izzie: No, hehe…she’s gonna bolt from that church…SMILE!
The World’s Largest Popcorn Kernel just landed on my Head - I can’t believe it’s not buttered!!
This damn drandruff is getting out of control!!! I will never be able to wear my little black dress!!!
No more cauliflower for me!!!
You know the old saying, “You are what you eat?”
Take heed!!
I’m an American Idol reject!!! Who’s laughing now?Because I won the 2007 Next American Super Gro Model Contest.
Meredith: Think Cristina will go through with it?
Meredith: Think Cristina will make it to the church?
Izzie: No chance.
Meredith: Keep smiling! I think she can hear us!!
Haha! I like McLefty’s comment!
Meredith: What do you mean you havent picked a wedding cake yet?! We have less than 12 hours before the wedding! Hey Izzie, feel like trying to set a world record for fastest cake baking?
Izzie: [SMILING] Alright, I’m going to need flour, chocolate, eggs, and milk, STAT!
Cristina: Meredith, did you find the bottle of tequila I hid from you?
Meredith: Maybeee…
Cristina: And did you FINSH the bottle of tequila I hid from you?
Meredith: You bet your married booty I did.
Meredith: You still haven’t written your vows?
Cristina: No! Do you think I could steal Burke’s and change the name?
Izzie: If you go first you can.
Cristina: I have nothing to say. Why did we agree to write our own vows?!
Izzie: Here, just write down what I say: Cris– I mean, Burke. I could promise to hold you, and to cherish you. I could promise to be there in sickness and in health. I could say till death do us part….
Cristina: This is great! Where are you getting this from?
Izzie: Ohh, I dont know.. It’s just.. coming to me! Just do me a favor– make sure you say your vows first tomorrow.
Callie: I think I speak for every woman in the room when I say.. Meredith, that hat is hideous.
Addison [not in frame] : I would have made an excellent maid of honor. Worst case scenario? I sleep with Burke’s best friend in 11 years.. which would be.. Derek! Which would get me and Derek back together, breaking up Meredith and Derek and sending Mark back to New York.. Wow. You should have let me be the maid of honor.
Meredith: Maybe if we smile all our problems will go away…
Izzie: I’m smiling, but my problems are still here.
Callie: Smile if you’ve slept with my husband!
Meredith: Do I lool OK? My dress has no pockets, and I got this terrible cold!… ATCHOO!
haha! i like mcwifey’s!
Meredith V.O.: Sometimes, at the end of the day, you realize that men are simply little boys wanting attention from their mommies and that women are so much more willing to let you be yourself, including wearing a veil made of toilet paper at your best friend’s bachelorette party.
Meredith V.O.: Men? Who needs ‘em. I’ve got a freakin tiara on my head made of toilet paper and I’m standing next to the hottest woman on TV.
MEREDITH: Christina, you’ll do fine…
IZZIE: yeah..don’t worry, you’re not going to fail your intern exams!
MEREDITH: Izzie!! Some help here!
Meredith: These are the new Seattle Grace Scrub Hats? Seriously?
Izzie: Just wait until you see the rest of the new scrubs…
Izzie: I’m still taller than you!
Toilet Paper: $3.00
Bottle of Tequila: $20
Getting Smiley and Shitfaced At Your Friend’s Bachelorette Party and Having Something Handy to Clean Up With: Priceless
“is that a cauliflower on your head?”
Meredith: “Okay so here is my idea, I …”
Izzie: “Seriously, why would we listen to someone with scrunched up toilette paper on her head?”
Cristina: “Um, yeah, I’m with Blondie”
Meredith: You know, this Charmin hat is way softer than that generic brand one…
Meredith: Seriously, did you really think you could put more marshmellows on your head than me??
Izzie: I am SO not iviting her to MY slumber party!
M. Christina you are so going through with this. SERIOUSLY! Who doesn’t want to walk down the aisle in a beautiful dress and say “I Do”?
Christina. If you so fond of weddings how come you don’t get McMarried?
Izzie: Merideth? Married? (giggles) She’d never be able to pick one guy!
Merideth: hey…! Who says it has to be a guy… (jokingly) Isobel Stevens will you marry me.
Izzie: Do I get a McName?
Meredith: Sure. why not. How bout McBethanyWhisper?
Izzie: I thought we dropped that.
Meredith: Here have a tissue.
Izzie: Our lives suck. But..Mer and I are smart.
Meredith: Yeah..Izzie schedules the botox appointments…
Izzie: And she supplies the tissues for our occasional breakdowns
Meredith: It’s all good.
Merideth(behind fake smile):Izzie get this thing off my hair
Izzie(behind fake smile):Only if you help me kill Callie
Merideth:deal.
There’s a lot to be said about being an adult.
Izzie laughing says: Meridith you have toilet paper on your head, Christina has no eyebrows, and I have to share bridesmaid duties with McViking, I think I’ll go make some muffins.
McDreamy it’s over…so over… so I have decided I’m gonna get married to McPaper
Cristina, I have a plan. I’m in this dress, and have a veil… made of toilet paper.. but we need this happy ending! I’ll get married for you!
I like Kel’s and Mcwifeys!
With my new Sun Catcher, Greenhouse Friendly Solar Hat I’m not scared of the rising gas prices!!
It’s so versatile - during the day I wear it as a sun visor. And since it takes $1,000 bucks to fill my gas tank I walk back and forth to work. The solar energy radiates from the hat down to my legs and gives me enough energy to work eight hours, walk home, cook dinner, wash clothes (in cold water) and charm my husband. At night It’s great to light and heat the house. It’s also a handy dust buster!!! Now me and my bestest friend can help save the planet. You know, that’s why we’re smiling because we’re on are way to buy our husbands one. Hint, Hint - Father’s Day is around the corner.
Meredith: I’ve heard that it’s possible to grow up– I’ve just never met anyone who’s done it. Certainly not us– I mean, look at me!
Meredith: We look for comfort where we can find it– me, I find comfort in my new toilet paper hat! It’s soft and comfy, and looks great with scrubs. Plus, it’s always handy to have tissues on hand.. or on.. head.
Izzie: If we keep smiling, maybe she won’t realize that there’s no wedding cake and she’s eyebrow-less.
Meredith: It’s gonna take a lot more than a smile–bring on the tequila!
McWifey’s is the best!
yeee mcwifey!
p.s. vote jordin sparks!
Izzie: Meredith, I think you’ve got something on your head..
Meredith: What are you talking about?
Christina (out of the picture): What are you guys smiling about?
Meredith: We’re celebrating that Izzie can join The Dirty Mistresses Club now that she slept with George.
Izzie: It’s so cool, I’ve always wanted to join this club!
“We have to pee”….
Christina: He started his vow of with I am The Preston Burke” of course he walked away
Mer: um…. hahahaha i just got an idea, Im like a tampoon with all this toliet papper now geogre don’t have to buy us some any more
Izz: that makes no sence you are so drunk
Christina: He expected me to marry him in a church what is wroung with an OR!!!
Seriously…. whose taller?
Izzie: I’m pregnant…and Merideth is going to help me give birth underwater. It’s a way for her to reconnect from the whole “water” thing.
Mer; Does this hat make my ass look big?
Izzie: “Seriously, I should be the one getting married.”
Meredith: “Thank God it’s you and not me but this toilet paper veil looks great on me”
[mer zoooo drunk thinking]: maybe if I pee on myself nobody would realize it as i’m wrapped into super_absorbent toilet paper… that’s just wonderful [that’s the reason for that stupid :)]
Surgeon General’s WARNING: Say NO to tequila. Need I explain myself? For further side effects just look up.
IZZIE: *cough* She’s on morphine again *cough*
Meredith to Christina: Look at me, I’m like Betty Crocker!
Izzie to Christina: Hehe. And you said that she wouldn’t find the tequila…
Christina: Ready..go. okay. i got it! American Idol! Izzie you’re Paula Abdul..and Mer your obviously Ryan PeeCrest
Izzie: You are way better at charades then Burke
Izzie: “Looks like I’m not the only one on the road to getting knocked up.”
Meredith: Definately choose this one.
Izzie: Yeah, it’ll really bring out your eyes!
Meredith: I don’t know how much longer i can stand this, this thing is making my head itch. Do you think she’ll go through with it?
Izzie: Shh, don’t make any sudden movements; she’ll crack any second now. Just smile and say yes.
We’re cute? No shit!
Izzie: Tequila makes her clothes fall off and makes her create dorky head ornaments!
Christina in the background: Oh…oh…look whose talking…you get drunk and sleep with George!!!
Dreamwhip?
Meredith: Modern Bride said to cut back on the costs of your wedding to make your own headress and veil out of toilet paper!
Izzie: And it saves you money on handkerchiefs and tissues.
Cristina: So as I walk down the aisle, what? Guests are suppose to grab at my veil and wipe their tears?
Izzie: She’s getting the idea!
Meredith to Izzy: Maybe if we just keep smiling and don’t move, she won’t see us and make us put on more toliet paper.
Meredith: “Christina, you will have to go to the store later!”
Izzie: “Yeah, we used all your toilet paper!”
Christina: “I know were playing Cherades but Meredith what does your toilet paper outfit have to do with Madonna?”
Izzie: “AWWW your just upset cause you didn’t win!”
Christina: “Shut up thats not true…by the way i could beat you guys at anything..i call the next surgery!”
Christina: “I know were playing Charades but Meredith what does your toilet paper outfit have to do with Madonna?”
Izzie: “AWWW your just upset cause you didn’t win!”
Christina: “Shut up thats not true…by the way i could beat you guys at anything..i call the next surgery!”
Meredith: Christina, you have to go down the aisle tomorrow…er, today.
Christina: Why?
Meredith: Because, if you don’t, Derek will screw my half-sister, I’ll have a nervous breakdown, and I will wear this toilet paper tiara for the rest of my life, saying that I’m the queen of Toilet-Paperland.
Christina: It’s all about you, isn’t it?
Thought bubbles:
Meridith’s - God I hate pretending everything is ‘fine’ all the time! When are we going to admit everyone is falling apart!
Izzie’s - I hate smiliing in front of Callie! Does she think George actually married her for love. We all know it was a reaction to the tradegy of his father!
Izze: Just keep smiling. Don’t stare at her ridiculous hat.
Meredith: Do you actually have to wear this thing on your wedding day?
Christina: Mama Burke says so..
Izzie: Seriously?! :-0
Meredith: Seriously?!?!?! :-0
Christina: Seriously! :-/
Izzie: Hey, I forgot to ask.. are you going to change your name to Christina Burke after today?
Christina: Another Dr. Burke?! I don’t know.. maybe Christina Yang-Burke?
Meredith: Seriously?.. Dr. Yang-Burke?..