Grey's Anatomy On TV: Schedule
"Crash Into Me, Pt. II"
Thursday, August 7, 9 p.m. (repeat, episode 4.10)
"Lay Your Hands On Me"
Thursday, August 14, 9 p.m. (repeat, episode 4.11)
"Untitled"
Thursday, September 25, 9 p.m. (NEW, 5.1)
Season 5 of Grey's Anatomy finally begins!
May 16th, 2007 6:36 PM
George: Beans, beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot....
Richard: O'Malley, what are you doing in the women's restroom?
George: I didn't want anyone to know that I made the bathroom smell.
May 16th, 2007 6:56 PM
"You better get out of there of I'm coming in, and when I do, it will not be very pretty!!"
May 16th, 2007 7:56 PM
Hey, can you spare a square? The men's bathroom is out!!
May 16th, 2007 8:25 PM
Richard: Is anyone in there?
George: (falsetto) uhh...nope, it's just pretty Adele
Richard: Oh, really...hey look Callie just pushed Izzie off a flight of stairs.
George; I'm coming Izzie!!!!
May 17th, 2007 12:10 AM
Sloan did say to practice on any girl I saw...
May 17th, 2007 1:29 AM
"Comment by Jim @ May 16, 2007, 2:24 pm" is the best! LOL!!
My comment:-
Weber thinking: "Ok, I've tried with all the girls I could, but no results...This is my last chance."
Now he says: "Oh, beautiful picture-girl on the bathroom door, will you go out with me please?"
May 17th, 2007 2:33 AM
Dr Weber: Daniel...Donna... what ever your name is- how many times do i have to tell you! One: you can't use the ladies room until AFTER Dr Sloan had done the sexual reassignment surgury and Two: If the Nazi catches you leaving the seat up again she will.... lets just say you will regret that you ever were a man!
May 17th, 2007 5:26 AM
Adele, even though we're no longer together, a lady always needs to check and make sure no toilet paper is sticking to the bottom of her shoe when she leaves the ladies' room...that's all I need is to also be remembered for that! Ribbing about my hair has finally settled down.
May 17th, 2007 7:36 AM
Webber: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen....Nobody knows but m....Uh Adele?....please tell me you are in there alone.
Bailey: Ummmmm excuse me Chief I know I am your favorite resident, but can I please piss in peace?!
May 17th, 2007 9:53 AM
Chief: I've dyed my hair, watched Oprah, made a picnic basket for the camping trip, and threw a prom for my niece. If that doesn't grant me access to the women's restroom, what will?!
May 17th, 2007 1:05 PM
Chief: Seriously Adele, don't think I'm scared to go in there after you. If I can remove a penis fish from a man I've been friends with for years I can remove a woman I was married to from the bathroom.
May 17th, 2007 1:30 PM
"Don't make me come in there!" richard yells. he thinks, "Now i'm turning into the woman"
May 17th, 2007 1:32 PM
"I've heard that there are women in there and well, I'm looking for one."
May 17th, 2007 2:14 PM
Chief: Would this be a bad time for a knock-knock joke??
May 17th, 2007 2:53 PM
"I didn't want it to come to this."
May 17th, 2007 5:00 PM
Richard- HEY!!! who the hell changed the restroom sign!
May 17th, 2007 9:47 PM
Why won't you let me in now.. Next week after my Op you can't stop me from being a woman!
May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Adele? While you're here, can you help me sew a button back on my shirt?
May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
And THEN he said that he wanted Derek to be his best man. Shepherd thought it woud be a "conflict of interest" for me to do it since they want to be Chief of Surgery. It's not fair! I want to be the best man!
May 17th, 2007 10:22 PM
Richard: Knock, knock.
Adele: ...
Richard: See now, that's where you would say, "Who's there?" Adele..? Hello? Aw, man, are you passed out on the floor again? I'm comin' in!
May 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Richard: Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Hahahaa..
Adele: ...
Richard: Uh-oh. You ALWAYS used to laugh at that joke. Something must be wrong. I'm coming in!
May 18th, 2007 12:32 AM
Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit.
May 18th, 2007 5:15 AM
Richard: Ok i'll give you 5 seconds then i'm breaking the door down.
Adele: No don't come in. I'm...er... baking.
Richard: Oh c'mon... if you come out i'll pretend like i don't even know you're pregnant!
May 18th, 2007 7:33 AM
Richard: "Even if I yell, even if you yell, I'm always gonna show up. It just so happens you're in the ladies bathroom right now, so I'm as close as I can get!"
May 19th, 2007 6:36 PM
Richard:"ADELE COME OUT OR I WILL COME IN THERE...and i dont want to cause thats the LADIES room!"