Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XLIX
Our weekly Caption Contest always makes for an entertaining feature, giving fans the chance to flex their creative muscle and have fun.
This week was no exception! The photo below, taken from "From a Whisper to a Scream," yielded some great responses. We nearly gave the sought-after title to funkygirl4723, Mcdreamy's lover, That McBastard and Elise R., all of whom sent in terrific entries. But ultimately, our staff has decided that the venerable investigative sponge is the champion. The winning caption appears below the image. Scroll down to read the complete list of replies!
Good luck again this week! Thanks for making us the top Grey's Anatomy site on the web, and we hope you enjoy this contest!
Burke: "Colin can't stay. Not only is he ruining my engagement, he shot me in the neck."
Chief: "You'll need something better than that to get rid of him."


April 2nd, 2007 9:34 AM
No, Preston, I won't allow you to bring your cuddly pet to work!
April 2nd, 2007 9:40 AM
Chief: I'll hold Colin Marlowe down, and you beat him to a pulp.
April 2nd, 2007 9:45 AM
burke: colin can't stay. not only is he ruining my engagement, he shot me in the neck.
chief: you'll need something better than that to get rid of him..
April 2nd, 2007 9:46 AM
burke: I got shot again!
chief: put a bandaid on it and get back to work.
April 2nd, 2007 9:59 AM
Look, I've dyed my hair to get a woman and it didn't work! Any suggestions? Preston....answer me!! Oh, forget it!! You can't even keep the one you've got!!
April 2nd, 2007 10:04 AM
Chief: Oh, I know the aswer: you're pantomiming "neckholder", right?
April 2nd, 2007 10:12 AM
Chief: So you're saying you want me to shoot you in the neck?
Burke: Yes, so when I lose the race for chief there'll be a reason behind it!
April 2nd, 2007 10:26 AM
Chief: And I've told you to be careful with the superglue!
April 2nd, 2007 10:29 AM
chief: so, you're looking at it. does it look like syphilis?
burke: have you been sleeping with one of the nurses?
April 2nd, 2007 10:43 AM
CHIEF: No Preston, I already told you, I will not give you a neck massage...
April 2nd, 2007 10:48 AM
No, Preston, I won't marry you - I'm still in love with Adele!
April 2nd, 2007 10:53 AM
You lost your panties last night? Seriously??
April 2nd, 2007 11:13 AM
Chief: Your whining to be chief isn't going to cut it, and neither is your pouting! Now get back to work or I'll give you something to cry about! GO!
April 2nd, 2007 1:04 PM
im not gonna make Colin leave Preston, and we both know he didn't hit you...if you wanna win, always go back to the basics.
April 2nd, 2007 1:23 PM
Chief: you really should try Excedrin
April 2nd, 2007 2:17 PM
How many time do I have to tell you Preston, when cleaning the glass windows in patient's room, you have to use Windex! Its not called a streak free shine everytime for nothing!
April 2nd, 2007 2:20 PM
I know you think the lampshade is tacky, but if and I mean IF, you get to be Cheif, then you can decide what color scheme works best to match your scrub cap.
April 2nd, 2007 2:26 PM
Burke: How can I kill Colin Marlowe and make it look like an accident?
Cheif: You're talking to the man that watches Oprah and slapfights....
April 2nd, 2007 2:38 PM
Chief: first it's your hand know it's your neck.
April 2nd, 2007 2:42 PM
Chief: All i can Preston, is that if Colin wins Kristina's heart, you're ovbiously doing something wrong and i don't feel one bit sorry for you! Now get back to work!!
April 2nd, 2007 2:46 PM
Chief: Well, it itches a lot. And I can't seem to find out what it is in the handbook. Some sort of new thing going around.
Burke: Hmm, cuz it looks to me like another syphilis outbreak. Could be a new hybrid thing.
April 2nd, 2007 2:50 PM
Chief: Now that Cristina and you are over cuz she told on her can i have a crack at her?
Burke: I dont know all i can think about is this neck pain.
April 2nd, 2007 2:54 PM
I'm sorry I just can't tell you where I got the hair dye
April 2nd, 2007 3:17 PM
Burke: Don't bite me you vampire!
April 2nd, 2007 3:34 PM
Webber: I'm sorry, I didn't want to do you a hickey!