Grey’s Anatomy Caption Contest LIII
Another fine edition of the Grey’s Anatomy Insider Caption Contest is officially in the books. Let’s take a look at who submitted the best caption for this picture, of the interns cramming during “Desire.”
It was a difficult choice as always, with a number of terrific possibilities for us to choose from. Becky M, shades_of_grey, Marcie and Cat all made us laugh. But we have to go with Kim, who sent in what we thought was the most creative. Congratulations!
Good luck to all again this week, thanks for playing as always, and we appreciate you making us the top Grey’s Anatomy fan site on the web.
This week’s Caption Contest image:
Cristina: “Blonde Ambition Tour. Blonde Ambition Tour! Vogue! With the Voguing! Look at me! Cones! Sean Penn! Sean Penn! Cones!”
George: “Time!”
Cristina: “How can you guys not know Madonna!?”
Alex: Ew …
Meredith: I told you not to have another hot dog eating contest!
Meredith: Christina! You don’t have to sleep with George to be part of the group!
Meredith: Cristina don’t cry. Just because you’re marrying Burke doesn’t mean that you can’t come spend girl time with me. In fact, I beg you to spend girl time with me because Derek is being a butt
Meredith: Christina, what’s 2+2? C’mon, hurry!!
Alex: I told you her brain was fried. It’s those cards she got from Dr. Torres, O’malley, whoever!
Izzie: I find that food really helps at a time like this!
Christina: Oh shut up! That’s why I can’t think straight, I’m so full of cake!
Izzie: It’s not cake you’re full of!!
Cristina- uhh guys, this is starting to look like my old apartment.
Meredith- just lay on burke naked he’ll forget about it.
Alex- bad bad images in my head
Christina: “I’m going to hell.”
Alex: Christina? I didn’t know you were apart of the dirty mistresses club?!?!
Christina: well….
Lol @ Becky’s.
Mer: “And so you see, that is why you have to pick the red cake.”
Christina: “hmm… I don’t know, something still seems a bit… off to me.”
Alex: “The red cake reminds me of period blood. Ew.”
Christina: “You know… it sort of does…”
Christina: I just don’t know! The red velvet or the chocolate with buttercream frosting.
Alex: Buttercream is nasty. go with the red velvet.
Izzie: But Chocolate is the best there is!
Meredith Just pick one already!
Cristina: Blonde Ambition Tour. Blonde Ambition Tour! Vogue! With the Voguing! Look at me! Cones! Sean Penn! Sean Penn! Cones!
George: Time!
Cristina: How can you guys not know Madonna!
Alex: Dude, Burke is going to kill us, look at this mess!
Cristina: He’s to worried about picking a damn cake to even notice.
Christina: “uh i think i ate too much cake”
Alex: “Eww get away from me”
Izzie: “Just don’t make that face at your wedding!”
Meredith: “Yeah cause that dress were buying is way to expensive to puke on!”
George: “ha ha yeah”
Alex: “what are you laughing at Bambi?”
Cristina (thinking)Bambi better get me those frikking flashcards from the wife.
Meredith: Christina, is this about robberies again?
Alex: No, Grey, look what she’s done to Burke apartment?
Christina: Oh shut up! I need a scapel in my hand, now!
Izzie: Where’s George?
Alex: Bambi’s feeding Callie the rest of the sample cakes, because she was mad at him, yet again.
Christina: Thant McIdiot! He’s supposed to be getting me Torres’ flashcards, not smooching her up!
Christana: Which cake should I pick? Which cake should I choose? Which cake should I love?
Meredith: O here we go again.
Meredith: You are Christina. You deserve better. You don’t need Callie’s old flashcards. I mean Seriously! Seriously! Seriously.
Christina: Izzie O’Malley. Just the sound of that makes me throw up in my mouth.
Christina: I just don’t know what cake to pick.
Izzie: I think that the red velvet cake is saying, “Pick me, choose me, love me.”
Meredith: Ha ha, very funny.
Christina: Come on guys, I’ve got my own problems to deal with.
Alex: So what, we have bigger problems that your wedding cake choice.
Christina: Like what?
Alex: Well, me sleeping with Addison, Izzie sleeping with George, and Meredith and Derek’s relationship problems, not to mention her near death experience…
Christina: Fine, you win. That means no more cake for you!
Meredith: Ok, time for a confession session.
Christina: I hate cake.
Alex: I slept with Addison.
Izzie: I’m in love with George
Meredith: (shocked) Jeez don’t hold back!
Christina: This wedding crap is so stressful.
Alex: Wanna have sex?
Izzie: (laughing) Yeah well you wouldn’t believe how much stress i’m having about… nothing.
Meredith: I don’t understand, Derek has two lungs, why can’t he spare me one every time i feel suicidal? Is it asking too much?
Alex: This is what i’ve always dreamt of, three hot chicks just screaming sex at me!
Alex: Christina I think it’s time you called whats-his-face
Izzie: Dr McWrinkly *snorts*
Christina: Back off I have Burke I don’t even know why I’m worrying
Christina: I keep thinking, what if I can’t make a relationship work with Burke? Then What?
Meredith: You go back to McViagra over there.
Alex: Or you come to me.
Izzie: Can I have the cake? Please? Please?
Alex: Let’s play a game, if you answer a question wrong, you strip- like strip poker, only with boring medical terms!!
Christina: *thinking*
Izzy: *thinking* it’s got to get my mind off of George!
Meredith: Seriously? Do we have NO shame? Besides, there’s no clean place to play!
Alex: So Yang, when are you going to jump on the George love train?
Meredith: Seriously Cristina, you’re the only one who hasn’t done it.
Alex: Dude, just gimme some of that cake your boyfriend is making.
Cristina: will you get me Callie’s fashcards in return???
Alex (to Cristina): Dude, seriously, you plan to do something about that hair before the wedding, right?
Meredith (raising hand): Oh, oh! Derek’s got a GREAT new mousse you can totally borrow!
Cristina: Dr. Torres said I could have her flash cards if I let her practice her hair cutting skills on me.
Izzie (thinking): This can’t end well, but it’ll distract Callie for a while so I can flirt with George…
Alex (to Christina): Seriously…was the lemon cake that bad???
Christina: O.k. Alex, you’ve already slept with Izzy, Nurse Olivia and Addison. I’m just wondering whether Meredith or I should sleep with you first, and should it be before or after my wedding. Hmmmm…….
Meredith: “Seriously? Cristina, you’re the freaking walking Wikipedia. You’re seriously worried about this test? Karev’s the one who failed his boards. He should worry. I almost drowned and haven’t given this test one thought recently. I should worry. Izzy lost Denny. Izzy should worry. But you, Cristina? Seriously?”
All of these are amazing!! Omg I love Dr.Mcstacii’s caption! it seriously sounds like something they’d say!
O and amy’s is really good 2!
Christina: Izzy, if you keep gushing to us about how great George is in bed, I think I’m going to McVomit.
Meredith: “What’s wrong Chris? Something’s gotta be wrong—you look like mchell.”
Alex: “Yeah, you look like Burke asked you to shave your legs for the wedding.”
Christina: “No, evil spawn. I’m just thinking that if I score higher on this test than Burke did when he was an intern, that would be a tastier just dessert than that damn wedding cake he keeps shoving in my mouth.
Izzie: Well, it could be worse. You could have slept with a married man, ruined three lives, and have a huge scar on your hip which you can’t talk about to your friends because of the fear of judgment. But hey…you haven’t, you didn’t and you don’t. SO YEAH YOU…YEAH!” Ah…any cake left?
Christina: “I spent most of my day testing those cakes..i must have gone crazy cause I thought I heard the cakes saying “Pick me! Choose me! Love me!”
Meredith: Okay, Cristina let’s go through this again. Izzie slept with Alex, who slept with Syph Nurse. George slept with Syph Nurse, and also slept with …
Cristina: Um ..
Alex: Oh, come on, even I know that one.
Izzie: I’m really hoping we’re just banking on Meredith being the answer to this one.
In The Hot Seat: No time for wedding cake
Christina: I’ve got to get my hands on those cards
Merideth: Christina!
Alex: Dude, someone has flash cards?
Merideth: Alex!
Izzie: Christina I swear to God, if you don’t pick
a cake for Preston, I mean Dr. Burke, I’ll
beat you up so hard I swear.
Merideth: Izzie!
Christina: Oooo I’m a so scared.
Merideth: Christina!
Alex: Cat fight!
Merideth: Alex!
Izzie: Denny heard that.
Merideth: Izzie!
Christina: Oh Izzie go eat a tub of butter.
Cristina: “Ok, what was the question again?”
Meredith: “Which of our ‘people’ have never slept together?”
Cristina: “Wait, I know this one…. None of them?”
“Cristina, you’re scaring us! Your head’s not about to do an “Exorcist” thing, is it? Should we call a priest?”
Cristina: “Mer, my apartment flooded today. You know, my OTHER apartment.”
Cristina: I’ll take people for 300.
George: Okay, ready? Here we go: Well, she’s anything but cold. She smiles… not that often, but when she does, you know because she’s really going through a lot, but it’s… you just feel warm. She’s kind. I mean, she can be a little selfish at times, and she’s flawed. But she’s kind. She cares about people and, um… she cares about her patients. She’s going to be a brilliant surgeon.
Cristina: Who is Mer?
Meredith: Christina, all you have to do is pick a cake for the wedding! How hard can that be?
Izzie: Yeah, it’s the least you can do, after all, Dr. Burke is doing all of the planning for this wedding, BY HIMSELF!
Alex: Guys, she’s not hearing a word your saying.
Christina: Ya know, you guys make me sick! I think I’m gonna throw up! I think it was something I ate, like maybe cake?? Happy now?
Meredit, Izzie, Alex: Yes!
Cristina: hey, I just got something..
Alex slept with Izzie, who slept with George, who slept with Meredith, who slept with McDreamy, who slept with Addison, who brings us back to Alex!
Alex: dude, if you say it like that..
Cristina: Or we can say it like this: Alex slept with OLIVIA, who slept with George, who slept with..
Alex: Okay, I got it..
Iz: I slept with George.
Alex: I slept with Addison.
Cristina: -throws up cake-
Mer: Ooo, I pick that cake!
Merideth: Wow, I can’t believe the wedding is in only a month, aren’t you excited…
Christina: (cutting Merideth off) I still have my apartment…
Alex: You still have your apartment!!
Christina: There is absolutely nothing good I can use for my wedding vows in any of these romance novels. I’m screwed.
Alex: Yup.
Alex: Hey, whats wrong with Christina?
Merideth: She ate all the cake. She wants more.
Izzie: Shouldn’t she be worrying about her wedding. It coming up soon…
Christina: *mumbling* cakecakecakecakeineedcakemorecakemoremore
Meredith: I’ve tried being distant, i’ve tried being super communicative, i’ve tried being dead, and still he’s not happy.
Christina: Uh, hello? Trying to study. I can’t put up with your mccrap right now. I have mccrap of my own.
Alex: Dude, you’re not studying. You’re thinking about that cake again aren’t you.
Christina: No i’m…
Izzie: Don’t worry, i have a plan. Just bake. Bake hundreds of cakes and Burke won’t want to ever see another cake in his life!
Christina: I don’t bake, I jog!
Christina- I laughed so hard that I think alittle pee came out
Izzie: “Alex, do you think if she knew the answer, she’d look like she’s crapping out a pineapple?”
Meredith: “Seriously, it can’t be that bad!”
Alex: “Dude, that’s just what they do! Get over it already.”
Cristina: “Did you hear me? The MAMAS are here! This can’t be good.”
‘No, Izzie, no more cake. Mama said no cake after nine.’
Cristina: You wanna be me, but you can’t be me! You wanna be me, but you can’t be– Ooh.. [sits down]
Alex: She’s gonna blow!
Meredith: Now THAT’S why Mama said no cake eating contests!
meridith: dont freak out christina just because me and izzie slept with george doesnt mean you have to join the club.
CRISTINA: This looks like my old apartment!!
Meredith: Tequila, adultery, commitment issues…just another year of our soap opera lives.
CRISTINA: Was it McSteamy in OR 2 with the scalpel?