Grey’s Anatomy Caption Contest LII
This edition of Grey’s Anatomy Insider Caption Contest, LII (or 52, for those not versed in Roman numerals) lived up to expectations and produced a slew of good entries. Let’s take a look at who won.
We got a lot of funny replies this week, and were certainly amused by the captions submitted by Becky M, izzie_omalley, greysobsessed, Dr McStacii, and Soup’s on. Great work by all of you. In the end, we had to go with the caption sent in by izzieomalleyyucks! Not often enough do the worlds of Grey’s Anatomy and Usher lyrics combine.
The winning entry appears under the photo, which is taken from “Time After Time.” Scroll down for the full list of captions we received.
Thank you to all for playing, and for helping making us the top Grey’s Anatomy site on the Internet. Good luck again this week!
This week’s Caption Contest image:
George: “Everything that I’ve been doin’ is all bad, I got a chick on the side with a crib and a ride, I’ve been telling you so many lies, ain’t nothin’ good it’s all bad, and I just wanna confess it’s been goin’ on so long, girl I been doin’ you so wrong.”
Callie: “Hey! That’s from Usher’s “Confessions, Part 1″ How did you know? I love that song!“
so a threesome with you and Izzie is a no go
George: Callie, will you…..
Callie: George, I’ve already married you
George: No…have a threesome with me and Izzie?
Callie: singing softly…”maybe if I lie like that, flipping my long hair back..”
George: “Stupid girl.”
George: Wow, when you lay like that your eyes get all squinty and you kind of look like Christina!
Callie: Seriously? Why does it always have to be about your friends?!
Callie: I hear all the women in your life end up lying on their backs at some point.
George: So the thing that we talked about with you me and Izzie…. that can’t happen?
awkward pause
Callie: George am i really going to have to slap you in public
callie: Do I look pregnant to you?
Callie- Im ready if you are
Callie: Sorry George, no sex today. And no alcohol either.
George: Please??
Izzie (from background): Finally someone has it right.
George: i think i’m in love with another girl.
Callie: Seriously?…Seriously?..Seriously?!.
George: And now you sound exactly like her.
Callie:” If you don’t stop looking at me like that”
George” Like what?
Callie: ” Like you seem me naked ”
George (thinking to himself) ” Uh… that was close”
Callie: “stop it ”
George” well I have, are you happy now”
“That’s what I’m going to feel like when Callie finds out that I love Izzie.”
Callie: George you gave me the broken heart that i need operating on so no you cannot scrub in!
george- come on fatso give me 50 more!!!
callie- is that sweat on my scrubs!!!!!
Callie: Uh. I feel like a drunken train wreck.
George: Really? You had sex with somebody else last night, too?
Callie- alright george, shepherd and grey have the empty exam room, burke and yang have the on-call room, and montgomery and korev have the dark corner, we got the locker room big boy, come on!!!
george- alright, but lets make this quick i have another appointment in the supply closet.
(thinking- i’m coming izzie)
Callie: So if I lay like this, would you want me? What if I started taking off my scrubs…?
George: *picturing Izzie* um….
Light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather, stiff as a board…
George thinking: Neither part of this chant seems to be working right now!
Let’s waste time chasing cars, around our heads.
Callie: “Jeez George, not right now. You can’t be a sex machine EVERY time you walk into the locker room!”
Callie: “Jeez George…you can’t be a sex machine everytime you walk into the locker room!”
George: “Then I’ll go find a closet…satisfied?”
Callie: “Not yet, but I will be!”
George thinking: So will I, so will I…
i’ll lift my shirt one more time george, if you’ll stay with me
“I’m Pregnant”
callie: is that izzie’s lipstick on your face
George: (thinking) Oh crap
Callie: “Seriously, I have PMS and sharp teeth. You remember when that one guy got his penis bit off?”
George: “…Yeah.”
Callie: “Consider this your warning.”
Callie: Mcsteamy cheered me up. Not once… not twice… but 3 very cheerful, dirty, and who knew, exhasting times.
George: … Seriously?
George: you made my father lie?!… you’re the one who killed my dog?!?! SERIOUSLY!
Callie: Are you hiding something from me?
George: No, only that fact I got drunk and slept with Izzie.
Callie: All I want to do is sleep!
George: With who?
(Callie: dead)
George: Oh god, what have I done!?
(It was the first thing that came into my head when I saw this picture for some bizzare reason..)
Callie: George, I’m pregnant.
George: Seriously? How did that happen?
(George thinking: Oh crap, maybe I should get Izzie to take a pregnancy test too.)
George: “You have to promise me Callie that if I make love to you that under NO CIRCUMSTANCES will you burst into tears!”
Callie (thinking): huh, if I squint my eyes he kind of looks like a Big Mac and Fries….swoon.
Callie: I think I have appendicitis. You’ll have to ’scrub in’ on me, Dr. O’Malley…
(George sees Callie lying there)
George: why must you tempt me?
Callie: All this sex that i’m not having is making me exhausted
Callie: Do I look like Izzie?
George: Um….. no but you DO look like a blue fat pig to me!!
George: Remember those black lacy panties that you claimed on the lost and found board?
Callie: Yeah…
George: Are you sure they weren’t Izzies?
George: So, what now?
Callie: Now that we’ve established that we’re both adulterous whores?
Callie: I’m thinking of getting liposuction. Do you think i look fat?
George: Fat? You? No, but i hear McSteamy’s a great plastic surgeon, but you should know.
Callie: You promised you wouldn’t throw that back in my face! Besides i know what you have been up to lately!
George: I didn’t mean 2 sleep with Izzie, it just happened!
Callie: What!? I was talking about you eating the tub of butter last night!
Callie: So how many times have we done the McNasty in this Mclocker room?
George: I don’t know about you, but i’ve done it a dozen times!
Callie: All with different people?
George: How else is a man supposed 2 get the syph?
George: *breathing heavily* Callie, you’re looking very sexy today…
Callie: Oh God, what did you do?
George: Yes, Callie, things really can get worse. In a few hours I’ll be pulling up the scrubs of the girl you hate.
Calli: Right here, George, right here on the bench in the locker room. I’ve always wanted to do it right here.
George: Seriously?
Calli: Seriously.
George - Callie?? CALLIE?! … well now that you’re dead.. IZZIEEEEEEEE!!
Callie - Did you hear? Izzie’s pregnant.
Callie: (singing) Don’t you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me? Oh wait, she is isn’t she?
George: Seriously? Seriously?
Callie: “George, I’m pregnant…”
callie- i’m pregnant and mcsteamy’s the father
george- seriously!?
Callie: This is odd…for once I don’t have to look down to talk to you!
Callie: What about… now?
George: No…that doesn’t help…. You still don’t look like Izzie.
George: “Hey, why don’t we have a coffee date later…unless, of course, Izzie has a crisis then it will be ‘Callie-who?’”
Callie: “Now there’s something new and different.”
George: [thinking] How do I tell Callie that she just laid down on my lunch?
George: “So this is what you look like when the beer goggles come off.”
” Tell me I’m beautiful “
George– “Do you know karate, ’cause your body’s kickin’”
Callie– “George, what did you do this time?”
George–”What do you mean?”
Callie– “You always repeat cheesy lines from those weird commercials, when you do something.”
George– “oh.”
Callie: Do not disturb me, George. I’m busy warming the bench up.
Callie: You know, from this angle you look like a Cheating Whore.
George: Callie, you give new meaning to the term “benchwarmer”.
George: CALLIE.
Callie: What now George?
George: You sat on my banana.
Callie: Seriously George What is it? You always look like that when somethings wrong or do you just always look like that!
George: See that’s exactly why I slept with Izzie, (scared look) I’m mean did I say Izzie I meant Meredith. (thinking maybe this will help) I’m gay!
Callie: I knew it!
George- Callie, I’m pregnant.
George- I told u already Izzie, ur beautiful!
Callie- thanks hun… wait… Izzie. George I’ma whoop ur….
George- uhhh…. I’m gay!
wow! i should lay off the alcohol i knocked her out cold just by smelling me!!!!
“I’m dead stupid!”
George: I know you may be confused, but this is what fake wives do. They get stood up for coffee dates and they pretend not to notice they’re being cheated on with stacked blonde supermodels. You know you could probably get advice from Addison–McDreamy didn’t seem too into her when they were still married..
George: You know, we could still save our marriage. Maybe we could go to a Mathlete competition.. What, you’ve never been to a Mathlete competition?
Callie: I’m not a geek!
My God Izzy… What did you DO?
George: Is this your Ugly Betty costume for this year’s Halloween party?
Callie smacks George
George: YOU ATE IZZIE!!!
George: “I’m really sorry…I know it hurt you, but it me hurt me too. The hunter green sheets were just too fuzzy.”
George: “I cannot even BEGIN to tell you all the sinful mcnasties that have graced this lowly bench.”
Callie: “Just leave me alone.”
George: “At least Izzie and I waited to get drunk and have sex in the privacy of her home.”
Callie: Well, i was kinda thinking…well maybe…if you like wanted to we could say…i don’t know…maybe have…sex?
George: Wow you do have verbal diahorrea!
Callie: You should grow your hair…
George: SERIOUSLY!?
Callie: I hope they get bigger lockers in this hospital because im running out of room to store my scrubs…
George:How many sets do you have?
Callie: I brought an extra pair last week…
George: Why?
Callie: McSteamy was trying to perve through the last pair i had…i think they were see-through….
George: That McBastard!
George (thinking) - Izzie looks sooo much better when she does that
Callie: George O’Malley you better not be second guessing this marriage.
George:I uh…im not.
Callie: Seriously? Seriously George!
Callie: Do you smell that?
George: (sniffs loudly)
Callie: I just farted
George: Hey Callie?
Callie: Yes
George: I am gay
Oh Crap! I just helped Izzie put her pants on and now yours are dropping too!
George: Callie, I…
Callie: What?
George: I think I pooped.
Callie: George, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Come on, I’ll change your diaper or do you want Izzie to?
George: What would you say if I told you I slept with Izzie?
Callie: Is this what it’s all about now? I have done nothing but support you and encourage you and believe in you and seriously, that is how you pay me back. Seriously?
George: Yeah, that’s what I thought.
George: I will love you soon-ish. (thoughts) as soon as I get over Izzie
Callie: Yeah, you said that when you loved Meredith, too.
Callie: This isn’t working - this bench is no couch and you’re no shrink!
You’re a monster without coffee.
Hey-Wanna play doctor?
Callie: We need to talk
George: I know….I slept with Izzie and I love her
Callie: “George, I have fallen and I can’t get up!”
Callie: “I am protecting my back”
George: “Why?”
Callie: “So you don’t stab me again!!!”
Callie: Geroge, you need to trim your nose hairs!!
George: That’s gross!!
Callie: No, the fact that you have blown your nose recently is gross!!
Callie: Will you lay with me and just forget the world? And um while your at it, you should try and forget Izzie too.
Callie: Does this smock make me look fat? I feel terrible after what happened last night…
George: Who knew you were so va–… last night!?! What happened last night?
Callie: [slowly gets up] Oh, nothing. Izzie and I had a little chat.
George: Is she ok?
Callie: No, as a matter of fact. She seems to have disappeared…
George: Everything that I’ve been doin’ is all bad, I got a chick on the side with a crib and a ride, I’ve been telling you so many lies, ain’t nothin’ good it’s all bad , And I just wanna confess it’s been goin’ on so long , Girl I been doin’ you so wrong and I want you to know that…
Callie:Hey! thts usher, Confessions Part 1.. how did you know? i love that song!
George:Umm.. thats not wut i meant callie… we’re not playing guess the song here..
George: Every time I was in Joe’s bar I was with my bestfriend , Every time you called I told you,
“Baby I’m working.” No!, I was out doing my dirt, Wasn’t thinkin’ ’bout you gettin’ hurt, I was getting drunk at Joe’s like man , Not givin’ a damn who sees me ,So gone, So wrong, Acting like I didn’t have you sittin’ at home, Thinkin’ about me, Bein’ the girl that you are, I bet you probably believe you got a good man, I never would do the things I’m about to tell you I’ve done, Brace yourself it ain’t good , But it would be even worse if you heard this from somebody else…
Callie: Hey I know that song! It’s usher isn’t it? Confesssions part 1..but george, you got the lyrics wrong! It somehow sounds different..
George: I’m not tryin to sing here Callie..I’m tryin to tell you something!
George: Callie, why are you closing your eyes?
Callie: Cause by the look of your face swelling, it might just be about to explode.
Callie: Pick me, choose me, love me.
George: Sorry, Izzie asked me first.
Callie: Pick me. Choose me. Love me.
George: Sorry, Calliope. Isobel asked first.
Callie: George, just promise me something - if I ever become pregnant with your child, do NOT, I repeat, NOT, leave me in this position the entire time of labor. I will try all positions; we have before.
George: Uh, don’t tell your father…
the fat unhappy couple!
George; Callie I’m leaving you
Callie; go ahead George I didn’t love you anyway
Callie: George, I’m pregnant and the father is McSteamy
George: You know, you really should stop hanging out with Addison
Callie: Oh, George, I couldn’t sleep last night and now I’m exhausted!
George: That makes two of us.
Callie: You know George, this is a fantastic way to warm up you back muscles.
George: I think I’ve had enough excercise for a lifetime.
Callie: George, wanna play doctor?
George: Seriously?!
“Callie, I know you lived in the hospital basement before, and I know it’s convenient and free, but we’re NOT moving to the locker room, and this bench is NOT going to be our new bed!”
George: What’s wrong Callie? All I said was that I made out with Izzie
Callie: Forget it George you killed me. Denny! I’m a coming Denny!
George: I knew she should have never left Broadway!!
George: Yes, I understand that you got new Barney underwear, but I don’t want to see them
Callie: I bet you would see Izzie’s
George: How did you know she had Barney underwear.
Callie: How do you?
George: Oops!
hon, do my boobs look bigger from this angle?
I still think that McDreamyMmMmM is my favorite so far!
George: “Callie”….(awkwardly)
Callie: “Yeah”
George:”Is that toilet paper in your hair?” (thinking)…And if thats there, who knows if she REALLY washed her hands.
Callie: George, can we talk about that fact that you’ve seen five women in this hospital naked?
George: Uh…Which five?
Callie: Olivia, Meredith and me during sex, Bailey giving birth, and Cristina when she kicked you out of her apartment.
George: I totally should have put that on my application to the Adulterous Whores Association….*thinks* and Izzie. I’m a shoe-in.
Callie: “Look carefully Georgie. To run the MRI scan, the person has to be in that position…”
Georges: “Do I look that stupid to you?”
Callie: George, I know you would never lie to me, and that’s why I love you.
George: (hesitant) uhhhh…
Callie: This is how you are goiing to look when my father finishes with you. He told you NOT to hurt his little girl.
George: Gulp.
Callie: I’m going to give you one more chance. And then maybe just one more after that. And then one more and so on…….