Grey's Anatomy On TV: Schedule
"Crash Into Me, Pt. II"
Thursday, August 7, 9 p.m. (repeat, episode 4.10)
"Lay Your Hands On Me"
Thursday, August 14, 9 p.m. (repeat, episode 4.11)
"Untitled"
Thursday, September 25, 9 p.m. (NEW, 5.1)
Season 5 of Grey's Anatomy finally begins!
April 16th, 2007 9:58 PM
Derek: Please don't wear that color to Burke's wedding.
Addison: You didn't have a problem with this color on our honeymoon…
Preston: Bad! Bad images in my head
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Preston: So any advice on marriage?
Addison: Don't sleep with her best friend.
Derek: You better as hell not!
April 16th, 2007 9:59 PM
Addison: Is my lipstick smeared again?
April 16th, 2007 10:31 PM
Burke: Is Meredith as stubborn as Christina? I ask because i know they are so close.
Derek: yes, Meredith can be tough but boy does her hair smell good! I feel a sudden need to ride the elevator!
Addison: must be her adulterous baby shampoo that attracted you. Maybe Meredith and Christina attend the same day care. That must be why they are so close!
Derek: Don't you have somewhere else to be? Maybe sleeping with Mc Sleazy or chasing your intern, evil spawn?
April 16th, 2007 11:30 PM
Derek: So /you/ slept with Alex.
Addison: You slept with Meredith.
Burke: Are we going to start an Intern-Attending bowling leauge?
April 17th, 2007 12:15 AM
rip virginia tech students
April 17th, 2007 5:14 AM
Ha! lol! I love kim's one about the advice on marrige! That's the funniest one I've read so far! lol
April 17th, 2007 5:43 AM
Derek: Addison, looking at you wearing that salmon scrubs makes me feel nauseous.
Addison: Relax, Derek. After I become Chief, I won't be wearing this anymore.
April 17th, 2007 6:56 AM
Burke: Did you enjoy our time at the elevator?
Derek: Maybe, maybe not.
Addison: And now you're doing Burke?
Derek: Maybe, maybe not.
April 17th, 2007 7:09 AM
Preston: Your hair smells terrific. What brand of shampoo do you use?
Addison: From what I've heard, he's using the same ones as Meredith's.
Derek: Damn! My hair smells good!
Preston: Can I smell it?
Addison: Go feel free to inhale. Just don't ride the elevator with him after.
April 17th, 2007 7:52 AM
Derek: So whoevers sleeping with an intern say I.
All: I
April 17th, 2007 9:02 AM
Addison: You are so not telling me who I can and can not sleep with.
April 17th, 2007 9:51 AM
Derek: The red lipstick totally clashes with the salmon scrubs.
Preston: *thinking* Wow, took the words right out of my head!
April 17th, 2007 1:49 PM
Derek to Addison: What's wrong with your mouth? Did you get botox again or is it poison ivy?
Preston: Poison Ivy?? You must be allergic.
Addison: Both of you, kiss my a**! You're going to miss me when I'm gone!
April 17th, 2007 2:00 PM
Addison: I hear Karev is at some kind of Club meeting at the bar with O'Malley and Stevens, anybody know what that's all about?
Derek: Don't Ask.
Preston: You don't want to know.
April 17th, 2007 4:08 PM
I luvvvv Michele's and Kim's (advice on marriage) but all of them are great!!!!!
April 17th, 2007 4:11 PM
Derek- "You know, there may be an age difference in Me and Meredith, but at least she has sense to retouch her lipstick after the infamous elevator incidents!"
Addison- (wiping mouth) "Damnt Korev!
Preston- *thinking* man, christina in them red panties, how come shepherd's girl is the only one who gets her panties on the board?
April 17th, 2007 4:15 PM
Derek- "you know, i could get you some 'Clorox colors' for all your red scrubs.
Addison- thanks, im lacking in "santanic ooomph"
Preston- shouldn't she be at the meeting with stevens, korev, and o'malley?
April 17th, 2007 4:16 PM
****sorry, preston should be thinking ^above.
April 17th, 2007 4:28 PM
Addison: "We should all wear salmon-colored scrubs!"
Derek: "Seriously, NO! Blue or green or...anything besides salmon."
Burke: "Hey, we can't worry about the colors now...we're still deciding on the secret handshake!"
The first official meeting of the McSIN club: My Choice: Sexy Interns, Naturally!
April 17th, 2007 5:12 PM
Derek: Preston do you believe in deja vu?
Preston: Yes why do you ask?
Derek: Because I feel like we've been her before and Satan still doesn't look good in salmon colored scrubs.
Addison: And you think glow in the dark ones make you look sexy?
Preston: I don't want to know.
April 17th, 2007 5:55 PM
Derek: The salmon colored scrubs? Why are you wearing those? Don't tell me Mark likes them.
Burke: Cool it Dr. Shepherd, she's your wife.
Addison: Thank you Preston.
Derek: Again with the first names?
April 17th, 2007 8:38 PM
Derek: I really like IHOP
Addison: Let me guess, IHOP stands for: interns having orgasms perpetually.
Derek: No, IHOP stands for International House of Pandcakes!
April 17th, 2007 8:39 PM
On my last comment about IHOP, I meant for no copywrite infringment, or whatever.
April 17th, 2007 9:43 PM
Addison: "Salmon colored scrubs makes me vomit a little in my mouth".
Derek: ???
Preston: ???
April 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Derek: i'm sorry Addison, you just look so damn white
Addison: i know...
Preston: you know, Derek. Addison is the typical glamorous white woman. they make all the black models look white nowadays...
Addison: In other words, pretty.
Preston: ...(ghetto accent) you know what addison? you a nappy headed hoe, why you say that?
Derek: im leaving...
Addison..No no..wait! Burke i didnt mean it like that...i meant...