Grey’s Anatomy Caption Contest XLVII
Caption Contest XLVII was another good one.
Our weekly Caption Contest always makes for an entertaining feature, especially after new episodes. This image, taken from Thursday’s “Scars and Souvenirs,” got some particularly good responses.
It was a tough call, but ultimately, we went with Kim as this week’s winner. The winning caption appears beneath the picture, and you can scroll down the page to read the complete list of replies.
Congratulations to the winner, and thanks to all for participating. Good luck, and thanks to all for making us the top Grey’s Anatomy site on the ‘net.
This week’s Caption Contest image:
MEREDITH: “George, just to warn you, she doesn’t wake up looking like that…”
GEORGE: Izzie, look at McDreamy’s ass, it’s hot!!
IZZIE: Seriously??
MEREDITH: Told ya
George: And to think, in a few hours Christina will be in bed with Meredith and Izzie and I will be drunk and having sex.
Meredith: I told you, she wouldn’t notice that we spat in her coffee!
Meredith: Get ready Izzie, Dr. Marlow is sneaking up behind you to squeeze your ass!! He really is McSneaky!
George (thinking): I want to squeeze Callie’s ass!!
George and Meredith are stunned at Izzy’s sudden and unexpected confession that she used to be a man.
Meredith: “I will arm wrestle you…whoever wins ruins George’s self-esteem the most about his sexual performance.”
Izzie! You where suppost to bring McSteamy his coffee, not drink it!
I vote for Christy’s quote!
George and Meredith are stunned at Izzy’s sudden and unexpected confession that she used to be a man.
LOL!! How funny!
IZZIE: This coffee taste weird.
GEORGE: yeah it’s alcohol.
IZZIE: huh??
Meredith: Don’t look at me, George already made me drunk
George (thinking): Look at me! Come on, look at me! If you’ll just look into my Bambi eyes, I know you’ll sleep with me. Everyone else has!!!!
George’s ‘come to bed’ eyes appeared to be having no effect on Izzie… no yet, anyway.
George: Callie says that Izzie has feelings for me.
Meredith: Seriously?
Izzie: Seriously
Damn, that was meant to be ‘not yet’.
George thinking : “Come on George, stop looking at her, she’s Izzie, she’s your best friend, she’s not the supermodel right now, YOU’RE MARRIED “
Meredith: That’s not coffee, is it?
George: You aren’t?
Izzie: Bet you wish I would share, NOT!
Ten bucks says you can’t tell whether it’s an Arabian or Colombian blend.
Izzie: Callie’s rich? Well I had 8.7 million dollars.
mer: george where do you get the time to be out in the sun it would be better just to tan cause when you stick your neck up like that you can see you tall line
izzie: thats not all he hased tan
Mer: i know i thought it was just my eyes when i noticed it waS darker
George:”I really hope you know that wasnt my coffee”
Merideth:(laughs)
Izzie:”Who’s was it then?!”
George (thinking): Why is everything I say always so akward?
Get over it, George. It’s not a big deal if I streak through the hospital. Its okay.
George: what is Callie doing
Meredith: is she talking to Sloan?
Izzie: i told you she was bad news
Meredith: “George, just to warn you, she doesn’t wake up looking like that…”
Izzie: I guess I shouldn’t have said that.
George: I can’t believe she’s drinking that coffee! I mean, I saw that new old guy spit in it!
Meridith: Seriously? Yeech.
George: “Who’s coffee was that?”
Izzie: “I’m hopin’ it was yours”
Meredith: [laughs]
Izzie: [shrugs]
Kim, i luv your comment! made me laugh!
Izzie: George and I slept together.
Meredith: Izzie, you are now officialy a member of the dirty mistresses club.
Izzie: Remeber how I told you that Alex and I used to have sex problems.
Meredith: Yeah.
Izzie: Well that’s because I used to be a man. In case you were wondering.
O’MALLEY: “Man if I were straight I would sooooooo hit that!”
Meredith: “Psst. George. She’s really cute! You should totally go for it man!”
[izzie whispering to herself] how could this happen?
Meredith: Izzie, what did you do?
Izzie: Well last night i was drinking and i kinda slept with..
[George yells across the cafa to interrupt izzie] CALLIE, LETS GO COUNT YOUR MONEY.
Mer: You two…
Izzie: McSlept together, yes.
Mer: and it was…
Izzie: McGood.
George: Mcstop it already!
Mer: Callie’s rich.
Izzie: McSeriously?
George: And you used up your 8.7million dollars.
Izzie: Who said I used it all? -looks sideways and drinks coffee-
George:[to Meredith]: Do you think Izzie will share some of her coffee with me, even though I have been an ass to her.
Meredith: “I don’t know if you share with you…ask her. But I know she will share with me.
Izzie: “You know I can hear you two over there, Meredith can have some coffee, George no because I’m mad at you and you are so staring at it like it’s Callie in her underwear.
George: How did this happen?
Meredith: What did you do now?
George: Well me and Izzie sorta..
Izzie: Heeey George didja notice you and Mer have the same colored hair now?
Yep, well, I’ve done these two.
George: **THINKING TO HIMSELF** (god, i would give anything to be that cup of coffee right now)
Meredith: ” why do i have the strange feeling that someone else in my house slept with george?.. besides me..”
You and George did the McNasty in my Mchouse? McGross!!!!!
Meredith: Gerorge isn’t that bad in bed Izzie, i just didn’t want him. Seriously.
That’s her 23rd coffee this morning - she’s GOT to tired!
George: One down, one to go…
Sorry, the sentence wasn’t complete… it hast to be:
That’s her 23rd coffee this morning - she’s GOT to be tired!
George to Mer: “Look at her go! You shoulda seen her last night! She’s was poundin’ ‘em down then too, but it sure wasn’t coffee in the cup!”
Meredith: Oh my god, oh my god, ohmygod! She’s gonna drink it?!
George: Damn it. I really shouldn’t have added that vinegar to her coffee. Not funny, George, NOT FUNNY!
Izzie: Just pretend like nothing’s wrong, then POUNCE. I wonder which one of them did it. Ah, its okay, I could take them both.
She’s got to be kidding, that she loves coffe with cod-liver oil flavor! Come on, seriously!
Mer: If you really look close, Izzie kinda looks plastic.
George: Yeah, Ms. Barbie.
Ew Izzie whats that big black thing on the side of your face!
merdith and george: She must have had a long night, she’s drinking a extra large.
george:look there behind izzie shonda is smoking crack
Mer: ha maybe thats why you to slept together
Izzie: well i didn’t give it to her
Mer: You did the McNasty with Mc Bambi? How McOdd…
whoops messed up
Mer: You did the McNasty with McBambi? How McOdd…
Seriously….
Izzie: I spy with my litte eye somthing that is red.
Meredith: ” Look George there she is.. she is hot and has blonde hair.. go freshen up your gonads pleaseee. “
Thanks alot Izzie…Now we need another urine sample to tell if Callie is pregnant!
George: Forget about Mark…that coffe is McSteamy!!!
Meredith: I get the feeling that Izzie is thinking that exact thing!
Meredith: Seriously George! You really should tell her that you had to use that cup for a urine sample since the lab ran out! That’s McGross!
Izzie: So.. My baby is Colin Marlow’s and uh…..thats all you need to know!
Izzie, it really turns me on to see you drinking that coffee!
Meredith: Last night, you two.. did the nasty nasty…. in my house….
George: But, the alcohol-
Meredith: Ohhh, I see, so the fact that you were drunk makes it okay? Hmmmm… Well i was drunk when we, you know, whatever.
Izzie: Ahh, she got you!
Meredith: Umm, George.
George: Hmm?
Meredith: Remember that urine sample that you secretly wanted me to bring to the lab to secretly get tested…
George: This is not my life.
Did he make YOU a better lover?
George’s choice ….
Merideth:Izzie, what the hell is on your face?
George:(thinking) you could start a new planet on that thing!
George: Can i have some of your coffee?
Izzie: Go ask Callie, she won’t just buy coffee she’ll buy you all the Starbucks outlets!
Meredith: You’re the one who used to have all the money around here?
Izzie: Emphasis on the “used to”!
George and Meredith both thinking: “Kiss me”
Izzy: “…And that’s when Christina told me she slept her way through Medical School. Who would’ve thought.”
Meredith: Seriously? She didn’t… She did. Seriously?!
George: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth…
—
Izzy: Well, I guess it’s to be expected.
Meredith: ” I wonder if she’ll notice that we put something in her tea?”
George: “Wait…did you say Tea? Not something else that sounds like tea? Oooohhh…”
Meredith: “Oh, eeeuww!!”
George: I’ve slept with the entire room… Whatever. They don’t get to call me a whore.
George: “Us with the penises? We make a lot of bad decisions, too.”
George: You just wait ’til thats a bottle of rum in your hand.
Merideth: Oh my god shes not gonna drink that!
George; Oh my god shes drinking my sperm sample.
Merideth: You know Izzie, when your dead fiancee leaves you $8.7 million, that kinda makes you an heiress too.
George: McHypocrite.
George: *scans the room* Who to sleep with next… what, Izzie? Surely not! Ah, coulda shoulda woulda, now where’s the liquor?
George thinking:
“I wonder how I can get Izzie drunk so I can show her my version of “Sexy Back”, I mean, well. she wouldn’t have to be drunk, I would have to be drunk, for sure. No, she would have to be drunk too.”
Another one, George thinking:
“I heard Addison called Dr. Sloane a “man wh0re” and now he is taking a break from making his rounds of bedding all the women in the hospital. Watch out ladies, there’s a new kid in town.
Yeah and I saw him, his big “grand jesture” with my Izzie. MY IZZIE, she’s mine, he won’t have her before I do!!!!!!!!!!!”
One more:
Meredith: “G-d, the sexual chemistry between you guys is making me hot. I gotta go page Derek.”
Izzy: I slept with Dr. Marlow once, too, you know. But whatever.
George and Mer: …
Izzie, first your fiance dies and now you sleep with George. Jeez….your track record is McPitiful!
Izzie: We had Denny cremated…did you know that?
George: Oh really?
Izzie: Yep. And every morning I sprinkle just a little of his ashes in my carmel mocha-latte so I have part of his soul in me to begin every day.
Meredith: Izzie…You’ve officially lost it.
Now that George had sampled both of his roommates individually, he really needed to get their opinions on threesomes…
George thinking: I’ve spent days, months, even years fantasizing about sleeping with two hot women…the reality is sooo much worse! Maybe a threesome would work better…
Izzie: “sex with George…no big deal.”
George: “Seriously!?!”
Meredith: “Umm, Izzie…did you mean to say that out loud? Not that I don’t disagree…”
George: “Seriously!?!”
“…Christina’s next.”
“…No, Alex is up first.”
did she just say what i think she did…
mer, shut up.
izzie: george, i cant believe you cant remember anything. i am mind blowing in bed, mind blowing.
george: okay if your trying to seduce me again, its not going to happen.
mer: seriously?
What? Seriously Izzie, if your going to live in Seattle you have to drink Seattles best coffee……not Dunkin Donuts. Seriously!
George: She stole my McDreamy, My McDog, She stole my McLife!
Mer: George that was my life
George: fine, SHE STOLE MY McCOFFEE!
Im Really getting sick of the McRepeats SERIOUSLY!
Mer: George what are you doing?
Georgie: Testing my bedroom eyes
Mer: with a coffee cup?
George: No, Izzie. Wait why am I telling you this?
Chug Chug Chug!
george:”Can I have a sip, im REALLY thirsty”
Izzie:”No”
Mer: “just give george a sip”
Izzie: “no”
Mer: Seriously …Izzie that is NOT green tea. It’s George’s urine sample.
George: Y..Y..Yeah, that’s it! My urine sample.
Izzie: Funny, it tastes just like what we drank last night!
Mer: Seriously Izzie… drinking a cyanide cocktail after sex with George is not an option.
George: She’s right Izzie. Now give it to me before Callie finds out. It will be more humane compared to what SHE’S gonna do to ME! I’m gonna lose body parts!!…SERIOUSLY!!
Mer: “I think I’m gonna be a lesbian.”
George: “Me too.”
George: …So I guess that leaves Cristina.
Meredith (to george)- Do you think she’ll ever realize that that’s not her coffee
Meredith- Hey George look over there its Denny
Meredith- Wait, you went to Joe’s and you didn’t bring me anything back.
George- Man the nerve of some people, I go out and buy your tampons and you don’t even have the decensey to bring me a drink.
who won?
mer: who gave u the coffee??
izzie: burke
mer:seriously? oh god, this isn’t good
george: huh?