Grey's Anatomy TV Schedule
"Brave New World"
Thursday, October 16, 9 p.m. (NEW, 5.4)
Derek discovers Ellis Grey's old diary in the house and Mer freaks out. Callie prepares for her first "date" with Erica. Cristina stumbles into a part of the hospital that neither she nor her fellow residents have seen before.
September 30th, 2006 6:45 PM
"Come on. You know you want to have a piece of this. It might even make you relax a little. Let's eat a muffin."
September 30th, 2006 7:15 PM
Bailey: "Ya know Karev - you're not going to get over Izzie by randomly boning terminal patients in public bathrooms."
September 30th, 2006 7:19 PM
Bailey: "I got soft, Karev. I should've stepped in when I saw that Izzie was getting in too deep with Denny, but I didn't. I got soft. It was my job to protect the patient; and to protect Izzie, but I went and had a baby, almost lost my husband and I was too exhausted to do anything about it. I got soft."
Karev: "Damn Bailey - I was about to tap that horny patient in the bathroom, but after that little speech....well now, I'm soft too."
September 30th, 2006 7:21 PM
Bailey: "Karev....is that a muffin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
September 30th, 2006 7:28 PM
So Baily I wanted to tell you that those were really my panties on the board. What can I say. I've got a thing for lace
October 1st, 2006 1:37 AM
Karev! If I wasn't such a brilliant surgeon, like you will never be, I would shove this muffin so far up your smug ass that your body would be riddled with yeast and you'd be shooting doughboys out of your very tiny urethral shaft!
October 1st, 2006 8:53 AM
Alex: I'm not George, I don't sleep with residents.
October 1st, 2006 10:39 AM
ALEX: Please Dr Bailey
BAILEY: I don't care what O'Malley said....you are not seeing my Va-Jay-Jay!!
October 1st, 2006 11:31 AM
Alex- Sorry, but as your not a blonde, a nurse, or dying, its not happening. AND you keep letting the she devil put me on gyno. Like I said, I don't do that- professionally!
October 1st, 2006 11:52 AM
Bailey: Seriously...can't any of my damn interns keep their damn hands to themselves. You're all nasty, that's what you all are.
October 1st, 2006 3:50 PM
Karev, next time make sure the bathroom is empty.
October 2nd, 2006 6:02 AM
alex_ i bet we will get more captions then that pic of mcdreamy did
baily_ did you just call him mcdreamy ????
October 2nd, 2006 8:39 AM
Bailey: Karev, I dont need me to tell you how widly attractive I am....
Alex: Dr. Bailey... are you drunk?
Baikey: You don't tell me what to do!
October 2nd, 2006 1:02 PM
baily_ do you have a muffin in your pocket or all you overly happy to see me
alex no dr. baily its a cucmber see!!
October 2nd, 2006 11:01 PM
I've told you damn interns a hundred times ... don't be hangin' round no muffin bars !!
October 3rd, 2006 12:44 AM
BAILEY: nice hair, can i...stroke it?
ALEX: sure, and if u meet me in the bathroom in 2 minutes u can stroke something else too...
October 3rd, 2006 7:02 AM
Bailey: When I said before to help yourself to a muffin I did NOT mean what you DID! Are we clear?
Alex: No we are not and you still have to go and talk to Izzie.
October 3rd, 2006 9:04 AM
bailey: karev, i KNOW you didn't just sleep with that cancer patient.
alex: no, i just thought she needed a muffin
bailey: mmhmm...a muffin...
October 3rd, 2006 6:33 PM
Alex: Izzie is not my girlfriend
Bailey: mmmhm
Alex: Shut up, doesnt mean i dont want her to be
October 4th, 2006 4:50 AM
What now?! Mc Nazi???
October 4th, 2006 8:44 AM
Bailey: Karev, were you just ...
Alex: No, we weren't playing Scrabble, I swear!
October 4th, 2006 12:25 PM
Karev: "Oh, get over it. So, I had inappropriate sex with a patient. It's not like I cut her LVAT wire."
October 4th, 2006 12:29 PM
Karev: "Seriously Dr. Bailey - you should thank me. After getting a dose of the "Karev Special", she's decided to have the surgery. Guess I inspired her to live, eh?"
October 4th, 2006 4:12 PM
I saw you checking out joe's butt over there.
October 4th, 2006 5:22 PM
Karev, I have cancer too, let's go.