Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XIII
It's a new beginning here at the Insider. At least it feels like one, with this week's Caption Contest featuring a healthy dose of MerDer love... and sarcasm, pity, STDs and more, according to your caption submissions.
It was a tough call, but our staff has come to a consensus and named Justin the winner. We were ultimately swayed by this utterly bizarre effort, but we have to give Lynette, Lauren and Sherry honorable mentions for their passion (and sappiness). Please see below the pic for the winning response, and scroll down the page to read the full list of entries. Don't forget to take part in our next contest!
Derek: You know it is difficult for me with my wife. Since Addison got here she has slept with the Chief, Alex, my vet and gave Denny an erotic massage. The only reason she went into gynecology was to help control her nymphomaniacal tendencies with the opposite sex!
Meredith: Pick Me! Love Me! Am I sounding a bit needy now??
Derek: Ummmmm, let me think about it.
July 7th, 2006 10:05 AM
Derek: "Meredith...."
Meredith: "Touch me again and I will push you over this banister...seriously"
July 7th, 2006 10:44 AM
Meredith: I feel like there's something not right...
Derek: Well, I think you do have some spinach in your teeth, just look over this way more....
July 7th, 2006 12:52 PM
Derek: "I know this is hard for you to hear, but you really DO need to take the Syph test. You see, there was this nurse... Olivia..."
July 7th, 2006 2:37 PM
Meredith: I still have feelings for you but, it's over I like someone else.
Derek: But..
July 7th, 2006 10:41 PM
Meredith can we please just go ride the ferry boat one more time?
July 7th, 2006 10:44 PM
Derek: Meredith, I think I know where your black panties are.
Meredith: Seriously? I can't breath when you look at me and you are worried about my black panties? Seriously Derek.
Derek: Well, you were breathing just fine, maybe even alittle heavy moments before we lost them and I was looking at you...alot of you Meredith.
Meredith: So this is the kind of day I am going to have...thank you Dr. Shepherd.
Derek: Your welcome.
July 8th, 2006 2:21 PM
Mer: My elbow has been killing me lately.
Der: Let me try this new method called 'touch therapy' it works like a charm!
Mer: If you think my elbow is bad, my heart could use some healing too, but I don't think therapy can touch it...it's broken.
July 9th, 2006 2:03 AM
NO meredith i will not jump off the roof with you just because you want to see if you have super powers and can fly i told you that can only work when we're sleeping together..........wanna do it right now and test our theory!!!!!
July 9th, 2006 7:49 AM
Derek: You know it is difficult for me with my wife. Since Addison got here she has slept with the Chief, Alex, my vet and gave Denny an erotic massage. The only reason she went into gynecology was to help control her nymphomaniacal tendencies with the opposite sex!
Meredith: Pick Me! Love Me! Am I sounding a bit needy now??
Derek: ummmmm let me think about it.
July 9th, 2006 8:07 AM
Der: (thinking to himself) My God, even this everyday, run-of-the-mill scenery looks like a beautiful spring bouquet with Merideth standing in front of it!
July 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Derek - "Meredith I love you!"
Meredith- "You don't get to tell me that! Your married! Get your hand off of me! Your not Dr. McDreamy your Dr. McFeely!"
July 9th, 2006 11:30 PM
DEREK: *bursts into song* "... come down from your fences, open the gate... it may be rainin'-"
MEREDITH:OF COURSE IT'S RAINING! THE SHOW IS SET IN SEATTLE! And don't touch em there!
July 10th, 2006 2:17 PM
Meredith: "It's like a cycle Derek. Its this thing you make me have. This sick feeling in my stomach that rushes over me when you look at me the way you do. I don't even have to look at you right now. I know the way you're looking at me, and I don't want to see it. It is just going to drag me back into whatever the hell it is I see in you, and then hurt me again. It's a cycle."
Derek:"You're just going to have to deal with the cycle because I can't change the way I look at you Meredith. I can't change the way I feel either for that matter. It still amazes me what you have done to me. I know when I touch you that you feel it too."
July 10th, 2006 2:38 PM
I'm sure someone out there isn't married, Meredith.
July 10th, 2006 10:15 PM
Der: Meredith, please look at me. I love you so much and I really never meant to hurt you. I know I was a jerk, choosing her over you. But now I realize that I need you. I need you mer.
Mer: Oh Derek, I love you more than words can say, being away from you is torture, and I just cant do it anymore! I forgive you Derek, even though I should hate you for what you did to me, I cant lose you.
July 11th, 2006 7:01 AM
der: Wow! your arm muscles are so toned! How did you you get it?
Mer: I got prepared to do this! (kapow!)
Der: Thank you for the black eye.
July 11th, 2006 7:49 AM
Derek: I love you, Meredith.
Meredith: Shut up!
July 11th, 2006 2:37 PM
Oh Meredith, your moisturizer is fantastic!
July 11th, 2006 7:18 PM
Derek: So...what are you thinking about?
Mer: *sighs*Just looking at the scenery Derek, how about you?
Derek:Hmm.... same here.
Mer: Seriously, are you hitting on me?
Derek:Yep, gotta problem with that?
Mer: Besides the fact that you're married...nope, no problem.
July 11th, 2006 8:07 PM
Derek: Meredith, I love you!
Meredith: Seriously! You've got to be kidding me, you're McMarried!!!!
July 11th, 2006 8:41 PM
"Meredith, please, can you tell me what that is that you are looking at?"
July 12th, 2006 5:31 PM
DEREK: But you have to come back to me. My life is so pitiful. I'm married to this gorgeous redhead that I can't trust and I get to string you along, too... isn't that just tragic.
MEREDITH: Seriously? Seriously! You want to play the pitiful life game? Because I'm pretty sure I'll win.
July 13th, 2006 7:53 AM
mer: ...AND NOW YOUR TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME!
der: i'm not touching you. i'm NOT touching you.
mer: you are touching me. and you FEEL me. and finn has plans!...